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  1. Stewart Lee is taking zero fuckin prisoners this morning https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/nov/24/flat-cap-jeremy-clarkson-only-wants-his-nose-in-the-trough?CMP=share_btn_url
  2. Paisley has fallen 😞 So did the father in law on the ice on Friday, just the 10 hour wait for an ambulance. They didn’t tell us till yesterday because “ we didn’t want to worry you” đŸ€Ź Only a sprained groin apparently, he’ll be back in training after two weeks of rest â˜șWe’ve now got to go up and walk their giant Italian Spinoni “wolfhound” in a near 60mph gale, which am really looking forward to 😀
  3. So sexy that your weekend consists of at least two self flagellating aerobic workouts in the middle of the fucking night
each to their own but if you’re not running to an early morning neighbourhood liaison all that sexiness is being wasted as far as I can make out
  4. The return of Gundogan has been a disaster

  5. Spurs twatting Man City 0-4 after letting Ipswich beat them at home is possibly the most spursy thing in history
  6. Navy blue grandad tonight, I know Gemmill wouldn’t be able to sleep without knowing â˜ș
  7. I’m going to the 21st birthday party of two lads who’s dads are mates of mine. One of the birthday boys was with us in Newcastle earlier this year
so there’s going to be a huge team of young shavers all flat out on the piss waiting for the middle aged to try to keep up with them in the drinking stakes. Stand by for reports of the severity of hangover and any behaviour that may incur feelings of regret â˜șïžđŸ˜ŹđŸș
  8. Hasn’t Rents got a medical degree though? Fuckin rocky ground here Gemma ps you also got Covid after years of you suggesting in most self aggrandising manner possible that you were somehow superhumanly immune so you have got history with bogus health claims đŸ€·đŸ»â€â™‚ïž
  9. So do we think BlackRock are providing investment to private companies for UK projects that will create “growth TM” or are they just another bunch of loan sharks trying to dig a nations finances even deeper on to their hook?
  10. So after my venture into high brow Latin mysticism I have returned to more familiar ground; the ex footballer’s autobiography
 so I’ll open it to the floor
. how much “literary time” does the author give to his two seasons playing for a certain football club in the North East of England?
  11. Noncechops Gaetz withdraws as nominee for AG. Senate comitttee must’ve been about to stab him to death. He instantly resigned from the HOR when it was announced too
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