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We sign Harvey Elliot for the job description as outlined above ^

@Dougle are you fully signed up with the TT Discord channel for next week's descent into madness?

Also suggests there's a gooner near the top of the CPS in the London area...his contract runs out and only then he's charged? Fuck off man 😏

You think the Wideopen Nostradamus has such powers? 😳

Should be noted that after that useless sack of fuckin shit Mitchell fucked off last week Newcastle United's transfer window has properly taken off this week Form an orderly queue to offer your acknowledgements that myself and my good friend @thebrokendoll called this virtually as soon as fuckin twat turned up and are indeed excellent judges of character and can see a cunt coming a mile off

Yes, I moved back to the county of my birth

I sat in a cafe there this morning and there was a table full of barely alive 80 somethings being patronised into being publicly racist by an enormous jowly loud mouthed Essex cunt who was maybe in his early 70s .. probably been a Tory since he was eating rusks but is now undoubtedly the local Reform UK LTD organiser. He said he'd been at uni in Edinburgh and he could understand the locals there but not those further west which is because he loudly divulged that he lived n fucking Morningside which is like living in fucking Belgravia 😑 They were all complaining about being overrun with foreigners, I was there all morning, drove into cosmopolitan Bournemouth this afternoon and it was only then I saw someone who wasn't whiter than a fuckin polar bear .. there is no doubt that some areas of the UK are experiencing huge problems due to immigration. Dorset isn't one of them and never fuckin will be... I remember your visit to rural Dorset, still a fairly magical place as can be seen in the pic and although not tourist free it's not anywhere near like Devon & Cornwall . I advised you to visit the next valley to the Piddle to observe this magnificent edifice:

Am now absolutely certain you voted Tory in 1979 I don't blame you tbh. My folks were born in the mid 30s and after (according to them) Wilson & Callaghan having every major union leader in and out of Downing Street most nights beamed live to the nation on news at 10 and the winter of discontent 78-79 am fairly certain that they did too. As am fairly sure they never did again. Basically it has to be pointed out that 70s Labour begat 80s Tories and the invention of Modern Britain

Yes Dave, you get spotters badge this lunchtime time

Well you'd think so... but am in the heart of the godly King Alfred's Saxon Wessex here, not THE LAND OF THE HEATHEN DANES!!!! 😡

Fellow 1970s kids! 😀 and the 1970s middle aged ie @Toonpack obvs .. Difficult to avoid the 21st century creeping in here this lunchtime but it's still very quaint...

Did you vote Tory at any point up to, including and after the 1979 general election?

I preferred Gina Bellman in that but yeah singing detective was fucking glorious nonsense will hot as fuck women...

Pleased you posted that as the official video has apparently been pulled... Brucey's lawyers have been in touch?

Funny you should mention that..I've got to go to the hospital a week tomorrow to see the allergy department...it's all related to my Eosinophilic asthma...basically am now suffering from chronic Urticaria (basically hives) where my body is producing huge amounts of excess histimine and it breaks out on my skin all over my body most days and most of the time. I can feel it on my face as I type this. At some point every day its fucking unbearable. So together with my monthly (self) injection for the asthma I'm going to be doing one for the hives too. Next Weds is my instruction session with the frankly very hot indeed allergy nurse Ciara The good doctor @Renton will no doubt be keen to put a figure on the cost of this course of indefinite treatment, to be added to the £12k p.a. that he told me my asthma treatment was costing the country.... LONG LIVE THE NHS