Renton
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No snow here although we had a fair amount straight from the North Sea on Wednesday. Anyway, the board is fucked again isn't it? I mean, I would like to help but obviously not really my thing. It;s getting almost unusable.
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Extra time equaliser for Millwall. Oh dear, still not a bad result, all things considered. Still time for their weekend to be ruined - on Monday.
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I thangyu. It's a tough job but someone's got to do it. Nearly time for my post-posting nap and to think about what I'm having for tea. Gawd bless you all.
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Is that right? Well, next time I need to push you in a wheel chair at hospital because you've chipped your knobbly knee or your pace maker has decided "fuck that" and rejected itself from you body, be afraid.
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I have*. Plus a science degree, masters and a PhD. Ive played my career hand fucking apallingly though. *It's prec;linical medical degree, not a full one, so I have never practised. meeting patients like Gemmill put me right off front facing stuff. Although, ironically, I did do two attachments in orthopaedics and gained just enough knowledge to know what a fucking fracture is.
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Mrs. Gemma III "It's alright chicken legs, I've already been on CT's website and got you a new mug. Ta ra".
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It is. You need to go to hospital porter school.
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Of all the thing to be proud of, not having suffered a fracture (even though you actually have just weeks ago) is one of the weirdest.
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Stopped reading here. FFS MF, you know I respect you but to dehumanise builders and trades by referring to them as "rats" is really not on in this day and age. I'd normally complain to a mod and get you suspended, but given you are a mod, this just makes it worse. Just have a word with yourself.
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This really sums up politics nowadays. Up is down, down is up, people are as thick as fuck.
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"My love" [weak voice, croak] "My sweet, sweet love, promise me one thing?" "Ffs, yes Dave?" [derisive sigh] "Before I pass into the unknown, arghhhh, will you do one thing for me?" "Ffs, what, I've got aerobics in half an hour" " Will you press that button on my phone for me......." Last breath, fades to black.
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" Aarrrghhhh! The pain, the fucking pain. Aarrrghhhh! Aarrrghhhh! Must.... Aarrrghhhh!... Must... Just one minute! Aarrrghhhh! Must now get this little funny anecdote posted on Toontastic. Aarrrghhhh!..... "
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You could walk into a nursing home and leave with the same idea.
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Just turn up pissed, dishevelled, possibly with some excrement involvement, and get lairy about the younger teaching staff or possibly even the older students. Oh wait, that won't work, you live in Ireland. Apologies, just do your time.
