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How does it work then? do you start getting itchy in the same way that Gemmill and Renton do when they smell food within a 50ft radius? and you are just drawn towards it or what? ;)

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You've never met me, but some of those that have may have noticed that when I notice something specific or something bothers me, my ears move. They prick up just like a dog's. Thats kind of what happens, and I cringe. I don't have a particular radar for it - I just see it when I read the posts.

 

Please edit the title - it offends me and my ears are flapping.

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Just for you Catherine my darling. :icon_lol:

 

Better. I've stopped doing the Yorkshire terrier impression..

Class mental image there. ;)

 

To be fair, it's going to be REALLY difficult not to say the c-word if I ever meet her now, though. Just out of morbid curiosity!

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It's class man. I used to torment me Fatha's Dergs by pretendong I was going to take them for a walk, by going 'howay you two, shall we go for a W..W...W....Waaaa...' and they used to tilt thier heads in furious expectation of the word. It was class, you could make them dance and everything.

 

Anyway, Cath is much the same, if you stand in front of her and go 'Cath, do you reckon that bloke over there is a C...C....CUUU..' She tilts her head and glares at you, just waiting for the full word.

 

 

 

 

I'm in trouble now like.

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It's class man. I used to torment me Fatha's Dergs by pretendong I was going to take them for a walk, by going 'howay you two, shall we go for a W..W...W....Waaaa...' and they used to tilt thier heads in furious expectation of the word. It was class, you could make them dance and everything.

 

Anyway, Cath is much the same, if you stand in front of her and go 'Cath, do you reckon that bloke over there is a C...C....CUUU..' She tilts her head and glares at you, just waiting for the full word.

 

 

 

 

I'm in trouble now like.

 

Comparing catmag to dogs...... ;)

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It's class man. I used to torment me Fatha's Dergs by pretendong I was going to take them for a walk, by going 'howay you two, shall we go for a W..W...W....Waaaa...' and they used to tilt thier heads in furious expectation of the word. It was class, you could make them dance and everything.

 

Anyway, Cath is much the same, if you stand in front of her and go 'Cath, do you reckon that bloke over there is a C...C....CUUU..' She tilts her head and glares at you, just waiting for the full word.

 

 

 

 

I'm in trouble now like.

 

Comparing catmag to dogs...... :icon_lol:

 

Oops ;)

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It's class man. I used to torment me Fatha's Dergs by pretendong I was going to take them for a walk, by going 'howay you two, shall we go for a W..W...W....Waaaa...' and they used to tilt thier heads in furious expectation of the word. It was class, you could make them dance and everything.

 

Anyway, Cath is much the same, if you stand in front of her and go 'Cath, do you reckon that bloke over there is a C...C....CUUU..' She tilts her head and glares at you, just waiting for the full word.

 

 

 

 

I'm in trouble now like.

 

Comparing catmag to dogs...... :icon_lol:

;) ...................must ..............resist...........for fear of Cat-stration

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It's class man. I used to torment me Fatha's Dergs by pretendong I was going to take them for a walk, by going 'howay you two, shall we go for a W..W...W....Waaaa...' and they used to tilt thier heads in furious expectation of the word. It was class, you could make them dance and everything.

 

Anyway, Cath is much the same, if you stand in front of her and go 'Cath, do you reckon that bloke over there is a C...C....CUUU..' She tilts her head and glares at you, just waiting for the full word.

 

 

 

 

I'm in trouble now like.

 

Cunt?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

;)

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This catmag must be a bit of a sort.

 

:icon_lol:

 

A sort of what?! ;):icon_lol:

 

Sort of sensible, respectable and unlikely to be swayed by such obvious sucking up tbh. <_<

 

Although sort of likely to lose her Jewel quest title whenever the Monster has 3 hours to spare. :icon_lol:

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This catmag must be a bit of a sort.

 

<_<

 

A sort of what?! ;):icon_lol:

 

Sort of sensible, respectable and unlikely to be swayed by such obvious sucking up tbh. :(

 

Although sort of likely to lose her Jewel quest title whenever the Monster has 3 hours to spare. :icon_lol:

 

I'm all of them things, and even lovelier :blush:

 

I can't believe how long it takes to do a full Jewel Quest game! After my bizarre sleeping patterns of yesterday, I've just woken up and this consitutes the morning in the catmag household. Might have to have another go at JQ myself to pass the time til the shops open. :icon_lol:

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It's a bit of a pain tbh.

 

Takes 3 or 4 hours to reclaim the title which is, of course, rightfully mine!

 

Can't have a girlie champion of any arcade game. Just wouldn't be right. :icon_lol:

 

Har har!!!!!!! ;)

 

:icon_lol:

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Great !

 

Just spat coffee all over my keyboard when I glanced at the screen and the first two words of the title of the thread caught my eye.

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