catmag 336 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Right chaps, I need you to put your thinking caps on and start to get imaginative. For the first year ever, my parents, brother and I are going elsewhere for Christmas dinner to my aunties house. She's decided she's doing dinner for 18 peeps and we're going to do a daft present thing. Everyone has to bring one present that will go in a lucky dip so anyone can get it. It has to be suitable for anyone who gets it, so from an 18 year-old lad to my my grandda who is 82. The only catch is that you're not allowed to spend more than ONE English pound on said present. Apparently there will be a prize for the funnies/most innovative/ imaginative pressie. It can be more than one thing as long as the total value does not exceed 100 pence. So come on then, let's have your ideas. I hate losing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Right chaps, I need you to put your thinking caps on and start to get imaginative. For the first year ever, my parents, brother and I are going elsewhere for Christmas dinner to my aunties house. She's decided she's doing dinner for 18 peeps and we're going to do a daft present thing. Everyone has to bring one present that will go in a lucky dip so anyone can get it. It has to be suitable for anyone who gets it, so from an 18 year-old lad to my my grandda who is 82. The only catch is that you're not allowed to spend more than ONE English pound on said present. Apparently there will be a prize for the funnies/most innovative/ imaginative pressie. It can be more than one thing as long as the total value does not exceed 100 pence. So come on then, let's have your ideas. I hate losing! As you know my visits to pundland have been extensive this year !!! I will have a good think about this one for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44113 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Buy a £1 gift voucher for Poundland. Then they can get something they really want. You could get a share in NUFC and still have about 30p left over. A premium bond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted November 10, 2006 Author Share Posted November 10, 2006 How do you buy a share? I wouldn't know the first thing about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30167 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 The cost of buying the share would take it over £1 so it all depends on whether the cost has to be under £1 or the value of the item is less than £1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44113 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 How do you buy a share? I wouldn't know the first thing about it I think what you're basically saying is that I've instantly come up with the BEST idea and you just need to know how to go about implementing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted November 10, 2006 Author Share Posted November 10, 2006 How do you buy a share? I wouldn't know the first thing about it I think what you're basically saying is that I've instantly come up with the BEST idea and you just need to know how to go about implementing it. Not necessarily. It just struck me that if I wanted to buy shares in anything I wouldn't know what to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 £1 pick and mix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 £1 pick and mix. That'd only amount to two mint humbugs and a quality street at Woolworths, the fucking robdogs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44113 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 How do you buy a share? I wouldn't know the first thing about it I think what you're basically saying is that I've instantly come up with the BEST idea and you just need to know how to go about implementing it. Not necessarily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Condoms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44113 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 With Christmas over a month away surely this is future help, rather than present. AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted November 10, 2006 Author Share Posted November 10, 2006 With Christmas over a month away surely this is future help, rather than present. AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! Dear God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 with £1 you can get..... Pete Dohertys Dignity That lad from Durham who was a fireman on big brother ages ago to do ANYTHING A Nice mug from sainsburys A not so nice mug hanging outside sainsburys asking for money a bag of kettle chips (a little one) Some black bags howay man you stingy fuckers at least spend £2, give us a chance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 With Christmas over a month away surely this is future help, rather than present. AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! The help is being sought presently though you gimp. And stop shitting it from posh bairns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44113 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 With Christmas over a month away surely this is future help, rather than present. AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! Dear God Don't roll your eyes at me, beehatch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44113 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 With Christmas over a month away surely this is future help, rather than present. AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! The help is being sought presently though you gimp. And stop shitting it from posh bairns. It's required for a future event though tosspot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 With Christmas over a month away surely this is future help, rather than present. AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! Dear God Don't roll your eyes at me, beehatch. Is that the door on an apiary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44113 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 With Christmas over a month away surely this is future help, rather than present. AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! Dear God Don't roll your eyes at me, beehatch. Is that the door on an apiary? Is that where you keep your apes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 With Christmas over a month away surely this is future help, rather than present. AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! Dear God Don't roll your eyes at me, beehatch. Is that the door on an apiary? Oh beehive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 With Christmas over a month away surely this is future help, rather than present. AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! Dear God Don't roll your eyes at me, beehatch. Is that the door on an apiary? Oh beehive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Can of Tetleys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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