Radgina 1 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Should have kicked the little fuckers heads in !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 When I was looking at universities I noted from the Bristol prospectus that the head of their union is called Tarquin. Says it all about the place tbh! I've some how managed to befriend a bunch of rahs in my year this term, fuck knows how that happened. I must get drunk and abuse them at the nearest available oppurtunity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatful Of Hollow 0 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 They've probably got a brother called Tarquin aswell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 They've probably got a brother called Tarquin aswell. or fuckin Farqhuar ............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 By the sounds of it i would have rather sat next to that Hugo off lost, the big fat sweaty one, than these little cock sucking choir boys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Basically confirms everything that I thought. Gemmill is a ponce who wont even say anything to a bunch of badly behaved kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30167 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 We get off the bus and I'm at the bottom of the stairs leading up to the plane door, at which point Hugo decides he wants to be ahead of me in the queue and literally starts shoving me to try and get past. Ah thats where the old "stick out a stray leg" trick works a treat, nothing better than seeing a pre-pubescent child fall flat on their nose, especially the posh ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Should've shat in their milk tbh. The worst is when you're on a plane and you have kids sitting behind you. Who don't. stop. fidgeting. My girlfriend and I were once coming back from Barcelona on Easyjet and she had to turn round tell the little shit behind her to stop banging on her seat. The worst thing was that he was sat next to his mother who didn't even admonish him after wor lass had complained. He packed in doing it like, the look from Claire was enough to scare the shit out of him I reckon. Following on from what Gemmill was saying on public transport etc. I often find middle class kids to be almost as unruly as charva ones (even in the presence of their parents) albeit a lot less threatening. In both cases I reckon it's shit parent(s) to blame although no doubt Mags and Wacky will be along later to point out I'm in no position to comment on that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Should have been on the phone to the ICU telling them to get two beds made up tbh, you spineless tub of jizz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Should've shat in their milk tbh. The worst is when you're on a plane and you have kids sitting behind you. Who don't. stop. fidgeting. My girlfriend and I were once coming back from Barcelona on Easyjet and she had to turn round tell the little shit behind her to stop banging on her seat. The worst thing was that he was sat next to his mother who didn't even admonish him after wor lass had complained. He packed in doing it like, the look from Claire was enough to scare the shit out of him I reckon. Following on from what Gemmill was saying on public transport etc. I often find middle class kids to be almost as unruly as charva ones (even in the presence of their parents) albeit a lot less threatening. In both cases I reckon it's shit parent(s) to blame although no doubt Mags and Wacky will be along later to point out I'm in no position to comment on that I believe I've taken care of that with my post above. I remember one woman sitting next to my brother and I on the flight back from Nice who refused to let her poor baby out of this really restrictive harness for the whole flight. The poor kid was obviously in pain and screamed his lungs out for the whole flight back but she took no notice. Heartless bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6670 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 My best mates at Uni were called Hugh (guy who provides us with this place) and Piers The pair of them are as far away from being pretentious, toffee-nosed & pompous as you can actually get! Weird when you tell someone your mates are called that and they obviously form a prejudicial opinion of them based solely on their names and then when they meet them, have to admit that they are fuck all like they expected them to be! In this instance though Gemmill, I'm disappointed you didn't resort to twatting the little shites. Should have asked 'deatrest Hugo' if he wanted to be the first off the plane and dangled the little fucker over the edge of the stairs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 We get off the bus and I'm at the bottom of the stairs leading up to the plane door, at which point Hugo decides he wants to be ahead of me in the queue and literally starts shoving me to try and get past. Ah thats where the old "stick out a stray leg" trick works a treat, nothing better than seeing a pre-pubescent child fall flat on their nose, especially the posh ones. Elbows out works wonders as well like, as they tend to be elbow height and they can't prove you did it on purpose. I get bollocked off the Mrs in situations like this, because I can't keep my mouth shut. I get it off my mother who is the undisputed champ of making parents who can't keep their kids under control smaller than Gemmills chinese mouse dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 We get off the bus and I'm at the bottom of the stairs leading up to the plane door, at which point Hugo decides he wants to be ahead of me in the queue and literally starts shoving me to try and get past. Ah thats where the old "stick out a stray leg" trick works a treat, nothing better than seeing a pre-pubescent child fall flat on their nose, especially the posh ones. Elbows out works wonders as well like, as they tend to be elbow height and they can't prove you did it on purpose. I get bollocked off the Mrs in situations like this, because I can't keep my mouth shut. I get it off my mother who is the undisputed champ of making parents who can't keep their kids under control smaller than Gemmills chinese mouse dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44113 Posted November 10, 2006 Author Share Posted November 10, 2006 Errrr. NO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Me aged mother used to wait....and then either thump them when no-one was looking or better still trip them whilst keeping the angelic, loving grannie smile on her face........................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1217 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 I have to say this thread is really disapointing. I was hoping it was going to be some new porn version of SOAP and all we get is a story of how Gemil bottled smacking a couple of posh kids! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44113 Posted November 10, 2006 Author Share Posted November 10, 2006 Aye you can all call me a bottler now, but when we had the thread on smacking your kids a few month back, all the bleeding hearts were saying they wouldn't smack theirs. Now I'm supposed to be going round smacking other people's?? Whatever mingers!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1217 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Smacking anyones kids is fine by me if they gan on like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 I would have said something to the mother and her kids - no probs. Nails, me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster 0 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 One of me mates from school has just called his bairn Hugo Mind you, he lives in Brussels, works for the Un and is married to some French bint, so.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44113 Posted November 10, 2006 Author Share Posted November 10, 2006 Tantamount to child abuse tbh. Any kid going to school around here that's called Hugo or Piers is pretty much nailed-on to get a canny bit of grief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster 0 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Tantamount to child abuse tbh. Any kid going to school around here that's called Hugo or Piers is pretty much nailed-on to get a canny bit of grief. Probably not in a private school in Brussels though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 TWATS on a plane. You've been DYING to say that since you thought of it on the plane, haven't you? What's are you doing in first class btw? Unless Piers and Hugo were slumming it. I only came up with it as I sat down to start the thread man. It was inspired though, so I can see how you thought it was pre-meditated. Hugo and Piers were slumming it tbh. This company I works for will only pay for economy - it's one of the reasons I'm looking for a new job. I'm all about the business class tbh. It's only the KLM flight from Amsterdam to Newcastle though, so the first 4 seats (which are identical to all the others on the plane) are business class. I was in row 5 (seething with jealousy) and as if to rub it in the stewardess comes along and pulls across a 6 inch high curtain that goes from the top of the chair in front to the ceiling, but only pulls across as far as the seats go. I felt like saying "You do realise I can still see what you're getting up to by looking down the aisle don't you? Bitch!" Back Page. jobs section, evening chronicle last nite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Mother should have slapped the little bastards. Posh, working class, royalty no need for bad mannered bairns. Brought mine up to respect people and posessions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Aye you can all call me a bottler now, but when we had the thread on smacking your kids a few month back, all the bleeding hearts were saying they wouldn't smack theirs. Now I'm supposed to be going round smacking other people's?? Whatever mingers!! You didn't need to smack them. You could've just went "Hoy, bastids! Stop acting like a couple of chebs or i'll send The Fish round to yer home to eat yers!" You'd have never heard from them again for the whole flight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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