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If me and the Mrs go to the cinema we usually go late on just to avoid the mongs. My brother goes to the cinema religiously every saturday (doesn't like football the lucky bastid) and comes back whiging about the charvs who talk, fanny on with their phones, and hoy stuff for the duration of the film. I went to the cinema with him once and it was fairly empty apart from this one prick a dozen rows in front of us who was talking loudly on his phone. After about 10 minutes of listening to the boring fucker my brother got up and dissapeared out of the cinema. Comes back 5 minutes later with a tub of popcorn and goes 'here, you eat this, I'm going to pelt that fucker with it till he shuts up.' It worked like, but even better was that once we'd started doing it everyone else joined in. Fucker soon shut up.

 

Has he sat you all down for 'that conversation' yet, Dave?

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Last time I went to the cinema, there was a suspicous stain on the seat next to me.

 

 

And I thought Renton calling them spades was bad! Appalling!

 

Eh?

 

Gemmill's got it in for the black's this week, thats all.

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Oh, I get it now. I wasn't racist enough to understand what it meant first time round. ;)

 

The time before we sat at the back, near a couple. The bloke looked well pissed off, and as my housemate remarked "that's his chance of a blowjob gone out the window!"

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Oh, I get it now. I wasn't racist enough to understand what it meant first time round. ;)

 

The time before we sat at the back, near a couple. The bloke looked well pissed off, and as my housemate remarked "that's his chance of a blowjob gone out the window!"

 

Eh?

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Oh, I get it now. I wasn't racist enough to understand what it meant first time round. ;)

 

The time before we sat at the back, near a couple. The bloke looked well pissed off, and as my housemate remarked "that's his chance of a blowjob gone out the window!"

 

Eh?

 

The girl climbed out of a window, apparently.

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gems new job = wish you were here reporter

 

and HUGO!!! FFS PIERS!!!!!

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am i the only person who thought he ^^ was the only hugo

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Need him back tbh.

Yep, more lightweight fannies is exactly what we need.

 

At least he chipped in with the odd 30-yarder now and again.

 

Like when exactly? ;)

 

Never :icon_lol:

 

Good goal against Feyonoooooord like

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Need him back tbh.

Yep, more lightweight fannies is exactly what we need.

 

At least he chipped in with the odd 30-yarder now and again.

 

Like when exactly? ;)

 

Never :icon_lol:

 

Good goal against Feyonoooooord like

 

Precisely.

 

One cracking free kick and the belter against the dutch and we were laughing. :icon_lol:

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040425HugoVianaInActionGbg.jpg

 

Need him back tbh.

Yep, more lightweight fannies is exactly what we need.

 

At least he chipped in with the odd 30-yarder now and again.

 

Like when exactly? ;)

 

Never :icon_lol:

 

Good goal against Feyonoooooord like

 

Precisely.

 

One cracking free kick and the belter against the dutch and we were laughing. :icon_lol:

Weren't exactly 30 yards though were they Brock?

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