manc-mag 1 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 If me and the Mrs go to the cinema we usually go late on just to avoid the mongs. My brother goes to the cinema religiously every saturday (doesn't like football the lucky bastid) and comes back whiging about the charvs who talk, fanny on with their phones, and hoy stuff for the duration of the film. I went to the cinema with him once and it was fairly empty apart from this one prick a dozen rows in front of us who was talking loudly on his phone. After about 10 minutes of listening to the boring fucker my brother got up and dissapeared out of the cinema. Comes back 5 minutes later with a tub of popcorn and goes 'here, you eat this, I'm going to pelt that fucker with it till he shuts up.' It worked like, but even better was that once we'd started doing it everyone else joined in. Fucker soon shut up. Has he sat you all down for 'that conversation' yet, Dave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Last time I went to the cinema, there was a suspicous stain on the seat next to me. It was quite near the front as well, the shameless bitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44113 Posted November 10, 2006 Author Share Posted November 10, 2006 Last time I went to the cinema, there was a suspicous stain on the seat next to me. And I thought Renton calling them spades was bad! Appalling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Last time I went to the cinema, there was a suspicous stain on the seat next to me. And I thought Renton calling them spades was bad! Appalling! Eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Last time I went to the cinema, there was a suspicous stain on the seat next to me. And I thought Renton calling them spades was bad! Appalling! Eh? Gemmill's got it in for the black's this week, thats all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Oh, I get it now. I wasn't racist enough to understand what it meant first time round. The time before we sat at the back, near a couple. The bloke looked well pissed off, and as my housemate remarked "that's his chance of a blowjob gone out the window!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21055 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Oh, I get it now. I wasn't racist enough to understand what it meant first time round. The time before we sat at the back, near a couple. The bloke looked well pissed off, and as my housemate remarked "that's his chance of a blowjob gone out the window!" Eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44113 Posted November 10, 2006 Author Share Posted November 10, 2006 Every week if you lot are to be believed. Disgraceful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Oh, I get it now. I wasn't racist enough to understand what it meant first time round. The time before we sat at the back, near a couple. The bloke looked well pissed off, and as my housemate remarked "that's his chance of a blowjob gone out the window!" Eh? The girl climbed out of a window, apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Every week if you lot are to be believed. Disgraceful. Eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Every week if you lot are to be believed. Disgraceful. Eh? I used to have one but the wheels fell off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30167 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Its a known fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Being named Hugo doesn't automatically make you a twat btw. Just look at Hugo Chavez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 17 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 gems new job = wish you were here reporter and HUGO!!! FFS PIERS!!!!! am i the only person who thought he ^^ was the only hugo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatful Of Hollow 0 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Need him back tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Need him back tbh. Yep, more lightweight fannies is exactly what we need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Need him back tbh. Yep, more lightweight fannies is exactly what we need. At least he chipped in with the odd 30-yarder now and again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Need him back tbh. Yep, more lightweight fannies is exactly what we need. At least he chipped in with the odd 30-yarder now and again. Like when exactly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Need him back tbh. Yep, more lightweight fannies is exactly what we need. At least he chipped in with the odd 30-yarder now and again. Like when exactly? Never Good goal against Feyonoooooord like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Need him back tbh. Yep, more lightweight fannies is exactly what we need. At least he chipped in with the odd 30-yarder now and again. Like when exactly? Never Good goal against Feyonoooooord like Precisely. One cracking free kick and the belter against the dutch and we were laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Need him back tbh. Yep, more lightweight fannies is exactly what we need. At least he chipped in with the odd 30-yarder now and again. Like when exactly? Never Good goal against Feyonoooooord like Precisely. One cracking free kick and the belter against the dutch and we were laughing. Weren't exactly 30 yards though were they Brock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21055 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 I seem to remember him scoring a cracker against Arsenal, or maybe he hit the bar? This is who we need, 10 guesses allowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 I seem to remember him scoring a cracker against Arsenal, or maybe he hit the bar? This is who we need, 10 guesses allowed. Now Morgan, he is an irritating little shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 I remember him scoring two very similar free-kick in succession, one was against West Brom and the other one against? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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