Jill 0 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 By the way, if anyone's ever been to Holland - how SHIT are their bikes? Honestly all of the fuckers ride them, and they're all completely shit. The bloke's ones don't even have crossbars ffs. If you turned up on a mountain bike or a BMX they'd think you were from the future. These things are only one step removed from the penny farthing. The bikes are pure shit like. How badly would a kid get the piss ripped over here if they went out to play on one of them fuckers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21055 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 By the way, if anyone's ever been to Holland - how SHIT are their bikes? Honestly all of the fuckers ride them, and they're all completely shit. The bloke's ones don't even have crossbars ffs. If you turned up on a mountain bike or a BMX they'd think you were from the future. These things are only one step removed from the penny farthing. The bikes are pure shit like. How badly would a kid get the piss ripped over here if they went out to play on one of them fuckers. I think they're so shit so nobody bothers to nick them, which kind of makes sense - communal bikes (ooo er). They don't usually have brakes even, do they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 By the way, if anyone's ever been to Holland - how SHIT are their bikes? Honestly all of the fuckers ride them, and they're all completely shit. The bloke's ones don't even have crossbars ffs. If you turned up on a mountain bike or a BMX they'd think you were from the future. These things are only one step removed from the penny farthing. The bikes are pure shit like. How badly would a kid get the piss ripped over here if they went out to play on one of them fuckers. I think they're so shit so nobody bothers to nick them, which kind of makes sense - communal bikes (ooo er). They don't usually have brakes even, do they? Not judging by the number of times I nearly got knocked over when I was in Amsterdam a few months ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Just flown back from Holland tonight and had the misfortune of coming across two of the poshest, most badly behaved arsehole kids you could ever wish to encounter. Their mother was a dizzy posh bitch, and the kids were called Hugo and Piers. Yes, I'm not lying - Hugo and Piers. What the fuck two kids called Hugo and Piers were doing flying into Newcastle I have no idea, but fucking hell they were annoying. They started at boarding. This Chinese woman with a baby got called to board first cos she was carrying the baby, at which point Hugo and Piers start screeching "Mummy, mummy, why can't WE get on the plane first! We're children mummy. SHE'S getting on because she has children mummy! Mummy go and see the woman mummy. GO AND SEE HER MUMMY." I'm stood in disbelief looking at this woman take all this shit off these two little toerags and basically negotiating with them by pointing out that the queue is quite short so that they'll let her off with not going and asking the woman if her two little darlings can get on first. Anyway then we get on the bus thing to go to the plane and it's PACKED. That doesn't stop Hugo and Piers swinging from the fucking poles on the bus that people are trying to hold onto with mummy begging them "Please Piers! Stop that! Pleeeeeease! Come on Hugo, mummy's asked you nicely. You're bumping into people. Please darling!" with me fighting the temptation to just turn round and go "HOY! FUCKFACE! PACK IT IN!" We get off the bus and I'm at the bottom of the stairs leading up to the plane door, at which point Hugo decides he wants to be ahead of me in the queue and literally starts shoving me to try and get past. I'm beyond pissed off with dearest Hugo at this point and again I can hear his mam behind pleading with the little twat to wait his turn to get on the plane. Fucking infuriating. I felt like turning round and going "Oi! Fucking HUGO you puffy-named PRICK. If you don't pack it in, I'm gonna throw you backwards down these fucking stairs. And don't even get me started on you Piers you floppy haired little nancy boy - somehow, against all the odds, you've actually managed to end up with one of only a handful of names in existence that makes you look an even bigger ponce than your twat of a brother! :icon_lol: " Anyway, what I actually said was nothing. Perhaps if I had I wouldn't have had to listen to the two little twats hitting each other and singing at the top of their posh whiny little voices for the duration of the flight. TWATS on a plane. I feel better for the rant though. I always intervene, it makes life more interesting. I said to one bitch in the supermarket queue yesteday that if her 'child' (he was massive) stood on my toe again I would stand on his head. In broken Germanise obviously. I'm even complain if someone puts their seat back against my table on a short flight. Get in there man.....Have fun!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Just flown back from Holland tonight and had the misfortune of coming across two of the poshest, most badly behaved arsehole kids you could ever wish to encounter. Their mother was a dizzy posh bitch, and the kids were called Hugo and Piers. Yes, I'm not lying - Hugo and Piers. What the fuck two kids called Hugo and Piers were doing flying into Newcastle I have no idea, but fucking hell they were annoying. They started at boarding. This Chinese woman with a baby got called to board first cos she was carrying the baby, at which point Hugo and Piers start screeching "Mummy, mummy, why can't WE get on the plane first! We're children mummy. SHE'S getting on because she has children mummy! Mummy go and see the woman mummy. GO AND SEE HER MUMMY." I'm stood in disbelief looking at this woman take all this shit off these two little toerags and basically negotiating with them by pointing out that the queue is quite short so that they'll let her off with not going and asking the woman if her two little darlings can get on first. Anyway then we get on the bus thing to go to the plane and it's PACKED. That doesn't stop Hugo and Piers swinging from the fucking poles on the bus that people are trying to hold onto with mummy begging them "Please Piers! Stop that! Pleeeeeease! Come on Hugo, mummy's asked you nicely. You're bumping into people. Please darling!" with me fighting the temptation to just turn round and go "HOY! FUCKFACE! PACK IT IN!" We get off the bus and I'm at the bottom of the stairs leading up to the plane door, at which point Hugo decides he wants to be ahead of me in the queue and literally starts shoving me to try and get past. I'm beyond pissed off with dearest Hugo at this point and again I can hear his mam behind pleading with the little twat to wait his turn to get on the plane. Fucking infuriating. I felt like turning round and going "Oi! Fucking HUGO you puffy-named PRICK. If you don't pack it in, I'm gonna throw you backwards down these fucking stairs. And don't even get me started on you Piers you floppy haired little nancy boy - somehow, against all the odds, you've actually managed to end up with one of only a handful of names in existence that makes you look an even bigger ponce than your twat of a brother! :icon_lol: " Anyway, what I actually said was nothing. Perhaps if I had I wouldn't have had to listen to the two little twats hitting each other and singing at the top of their posh whiny little voices for the duration of the flight. TWATS on a plane. I feel better for the rant though. I always intervene, it makes life more interesting. I said to one bitch in the supermarket queue yesteday that if her 'child' (he was massive) stood on my toe again I would stand on his head. In broken Germanise obviously. I'm even complain if someone puts their seat back against my table on a short flight. Get in there man.....Have fun!!! Once I sat there in the cinema and pretended to eat noisily (even though I had no snacks) to get the nacho eater in front of me to shut up. .......People have no manners these days and I won't tolerate it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21055 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Just flown back from Holland tonight and had the misfortune of coming across two of the poshest, most badly behaved arsehole kids you could ever wish to encounter. Their mother was a dizzy posh bitch, and the kids were called Hugo and Piers. Yes, I'm not lying - Hugo and Piers. What the fuck two kids called Hugo and Piers were doing flying into Newcastle I have no idea, but fucking hell they were annoying. They started at boarding. This Chinese woman with a baby got called to board first cos she was carrying the baby, at which point Hugo and Piers start screeching "Mummy, mummy, why can't WE get on the plane first! We're children mummy. SHE'S getting on because she has children mummy! Mummy go and see the woman mummy. GO AND SEE HER MUMMY." I'm stood in disbelief looking at this woman take all this shit off these two little toerags and basically negotiating with them by pointing out that the queue is quite short so that they'll let her off with not going and asking the woman if her two little darlings can get on first. Anyway then we get on the bus thing to go to the plane and it's PACKED. That doesn't stop Hugo and Piers swinging from the fucking poles on the bus that people are trying to hold onto with mummy begging them "Please Piers! Stop that! Pleeeeeease! Come on Hugo, mummy's asked you nicely. You're bumping into people. Please darling!" with me fighting the temptation to just turn round and go "HOY! FUCKFACE! PACK IT IN!" We get off the bus and I'm at the bottom of the stairs leading up to the plane door, at which point Hugo decides he wants to be ahead of me in the queue and literally starts shoving me to try and get past. I'm beyond pissed off with dearest Hugo at this point and again I can hear his mam behind pleading with the little twat to wait his turn to get on the plane. Fucking infuriating. I felt like turning round and going "Oi! Fucking HUGO you puffy-named PRICK. If you don't pack it in, I'm gonna throw you backwards down these fucking stairs. And don't even get me started on you Piers you floppy haired little nancy boy - somehow, against all the odds, you've actually managed to end up with one of only a handful of names in existence that makes you look an even bigger ponce than your twat of a brother! :icon_lol: " Anyway, what I actually said was nothing. Perhaps if I had I wouldn't have had to listen to the two little twats hitting each other and singing at the top of their posh whiny little voices for the duration of the flight. TWATS on a plane. I feel better for the rant though. I always intervene, it makes life more interesting. I said to one bitch in the supermarket queue yesteday that if her 'child' (he was massive) stood on my toe again I would stand on his head. In broken Germanise obviously. I'm even complain if someone puts their seat back against my table on a short flight. Get in there man.....Have fun!!! Why is it the twat in front of me always insists on reclining from the minute we take off to the minute we land? I'm a shiten coward like Gemmill and keep my rage contained but one day I'm going to explode and garotte the bastards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Just flown back from Holland tonight and had the misfortune of coming across two of the poshest, most badly behaved arsehole kids you could ever wish to encounter. Their mother was a dizzy posh bitch, and the kids were called Hugo and Piers. Yes, I'm not lying - Hugo and Piers. What the fuck two kids called Hugo and Piers were doing flying into Newcastle I have no idea, but fucking hell they were annoying. They started at boarding. This Chinese woman with a baby got called to board first cos she was carrying the baby, at which point Hugo and Piers start screeching "Mummy, mummy, why can't WE get on the plane first! We're children mummy. SHE'S getting on because she has children mummy! Mummy go and see the woman mummy. GO AND SEE HER MUMMY." I'm stood in disbelief looking at this woman take all this shit off these two little toerags and basically negotiating with them by pointing out that the queue is quite short so that they'll let her off with not going and asking the woman if her two little darlings can get on first. Anyway then we get on the bus thing to go to the plane and it's PACKED. That doesn't stop Hugo and Piers swinging from the fucking poles on the bus that people are trying to hold onto with mummy begging them "Please Piers! Stop that! Pleeeeeease! Come on Hugo, mummy's asked you nicely. You're bumping into people. Please darling!" with me fighting the temptation to just turn round and go "HOY! FUCKFACE! PACK IT IN!" We get off the bus and I'm at the bottom of the stairs leading up to the plane door, at which point Hugo decides he wants to be ahead of me in the queue and literally starts shoving me to try and get past. I'm beyond pissed off with dearest Hugo at this point and again I can hear his mam behind pleading with the little twat to wait his turn to get on the plane. Fucking infuriating. I felt like turning round and going "Oi! Fucking HUGO you puffy-named PRICK. If you don't pack it in, I'm gonna throw you backwards down these fucking stairs. And don't even get me started on you Piers you floppy haired little nancy boy - somehow, against all the odds, you've actually managed to end up with one of only a handful of names in existence that makes you look an even bigger ponce than your twat of a brother! " Anyway, what I actually said was nothing. Perhaps if I had I wouldn't have had to listen to the two little twats hitting each other and singing at the top of their posh whiny little voices for the duration of the flight. TWATS on a plane. I feel better for the rant though. I always intervene, it makes life more interesting. I said to one bitch in the supermarket queue yesteday that if her 'child' (he was massive) stood on my toe again I would stand on his head. In broken Germanise obviously. I'm even complain if someone puts their seat back against my table on a short flight. Get in there man.....Have fun!!! Why is it the twat in front of me always insists on reclining from the minute we take off to the minute we land? I'm a shiten coward like Gemmill and keep my rage contained but one day I'm going to explode and garotte the bastards! If they're not too big and ideally a woman, better still a business woman I say, "What are you doing?!!" Loudly. And normally after a brief interchange and the victory of reason they put it back up or I kick the back of the seat for the whole flight. It is something I won't have on a 50 min flight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44112 Posted November 10, 2006 Author Share Posted November 10, 2006 By the way, if anyone's ever been to Holland - how SHIT are their bikes? Honestly all of the fuckers ride them, and they're all completely shit. The bloke's ones don't even have crossbars ffs. If you turned up on a mountain bike or a BMX they'd think you were from the future. These things are only one step removed from the penny farthing. The bikes are pure shit like. How badly would a kid get the piss ripped over here if they went out to play on one of them fuckers. I think they're so shit so nobody bothers to nick them, which kind of makes sense - communal bikes (ooo er). They don't usually have brakes even, do they? I'm not sure about them getting nicked. I saw people chaining their piece of shit on wheels up. They'd be more likely to come back and find someone has stolen their padlock and left the bike than actually making off with this cross-bar-less, enormous-wheeled, squeaky shit-tip. I don't believe for a second that the Germans nicked their bikes during the war. They're still riding around on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Just flown back from Holland tonight and had the misfortune of coming across two of the poshest, most badly behaved arsehole kids you could ever wish to encounter. Their mother was a dizzy posh bitch, and the kids were called Hugo and Piers. Yes, I'm not lying - Hugo and Piers. What the fuck two kids called Hugo and Piers were doing flying into Newcastle I have no idea, but fucking hell they were annoying. They started at boarding. This Chinese woman with a baby got called to board first cos she was carrying the baby, at which point Hugo and Piers start screeching "Mummy, mummy, why can't WE get on the plane first! We're children mummy. SHE'S getting on because she has children mummy! Mummy go and see the woman mummy. GO AND SEE HER MUMMY." I'm stood in disbelief looking at this woman take all this shit off these two little toerags and basically negotiating with them by pointing out that the queue is quite short so that they'll let her off with not going and asking the woman if her two little darlings can get on first. Anyway then we get on the bus thing to go to the plane and it's PACKED. That doesn't stop Hugo and Piers swinging from the fucking poles on the bus that people are trying to hold onto with mummy begging them "Please Piers! Stop that! Pleeeeeease! Come on Hugo, mummy's asked you nicely. You're bumping into people. Please darling!" with me fighting the temptation to just turn round and go "HOY! FUCKFACE! PACK IT IN!" We get off the bus and I'm at the bottom of the stairs leading up to the plane door, at which point Hugo decides he wants to be ahead of me in the queue and literally starts shoving me to try and get past. I'm beyond pissed off with dearest Hugo at this point and again I can hear his mam behind pleading with the little twat to wait his turn to get on the plane. Fucking infuriating. I felt like turning round and going "Oi! Fucking HUGO you puffy-named PRICK. If you don't pack it in, I'm gonna throw you backwards down these fucking stairs. And don't even get me started on you Piers you floppy haired little nancy boy - somehow, against all the odds, you've actually managed to end up with one of only a handful of names in existence that makes you look an even bigger ponce than your twat of a brother! :icon_lol: " Anyway, what I actually said was nothing. Perhaps if I had I wouldn't have had to listen to the two little twats hitting each other and singing at the top of their posh whiny little voices for the duration of the flight. TWATS on a plane. I feel better for the rant though. I always intervene, it makes life more interesting. I said to one bitch in the supermarket queue yesteday that if her 'child' (he was massive) stood on my toe again I would stand on his head. In broken Germanise obviously. I'm even complain if someone puts their seat back against my table on a short flight. Get in there man.....Have fun!!! Once I sat there in the cinema and pretended to eat noisily (even though I had no snacks) to get the nacho eater in front of me to shut up. .......People have no manners these days and I won't tolerate it!! You're mental, both of yers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44112 Posted November 10, 2006 Author Share Posted November 10, 2006 Just flown back from Holland tonight and had the misfortune of coming across two of the poshest, most badly behaved arsehole kids you could ever wish to encounter. Their mother was a dizzy posh bitch, and the kids were called Hugo and Piers. Yes, I'm not lying - Hugo and Piers. What the fuck two kids called Hugo and Piers were doing flying into Newcastle I have no idea, but fucking hell they were annoying. They started at boarding. This Chinese woman with a baby got called to board first cos she was carrying the baby, at which point Hugo and Piers start screeching "Mummy, mummy, why can't WE get on the plane first! We're children mummy. SHE'S getting on because she has children mummy! Mummy go and see the woman mummy. GO AND SEE HER MUMMY." I'm stood in disbelief looking at this woman take all this shit off these two little toerags and basically negotiating with them by pointing out that the queue is quite short so that they'll let her off with not going and asking the woman if her two little darlings can get on first. Anyway then we get on the bus thing to go to the plane and it's PACKED. That doesn't stop Hugo and Piers swinging from the fucking poles on the bus that people are trying to hold onto with mummy begging them "Please Piers! Stop that! Pleeeeeease! Come on Hugo, mummy's asked you nicely. You're bumping into people. Please darling!" with me fighting the temptation to just turn round and go "HOY! FUCKFACE! PACK IT IN!" We get off the bus and I'm at the bottom of the stairs leading up to the plane door, at which point Hugo decides he wants to be ahead of me in the queue and literally starts shoving me to try and get past. I'm beyond pissed off with dearest Hugo at this point and again I can hear his mam behind pleading with the little twat to wait his turn to get on the plane. Fucking infuriating. I felt like turning round and going "Oi! Fucking HUGO you puffy-named PRICK. If you don't pack it in, I'm gonna throw you backwards down these fucking stairs. And don't even get me started on you Piers you floppy haired little nancy boy - somehow, against all the odds, you've actually managed to end up with one of only a handful of names in existence that makes you look an even bigger ponce than your twat of a brother! " Anyway, what I actually said was nothing. Perhaps if I had I wouldn't have had to listen to the two little twats hitting each other and singing at the top of their posh whiny little voices for the duration of the flight. TWATS on a plane. I feel better for the rant though. I always intervene, it makes life more interesting. I said to one bitch in the supermarket queue yesteday that if her 'child' (he was massive) stood on my toe again I would stand on his head. In broken Germanise obviously. I'm even complain if someone puts their seat back against my table on a short flight. Get in there man.....Have fun!!! Why is it the twat in front of me always insists on reclining from the minute we take off to the minute we land? I'm a shiten coward like Gemmill and keep my rage contained but one day I'm going to explode and garotte the bastards! If they're not too big and ideally a woman, better still a business woman I say, "What are you doing?!!" Loudly. And normally after a brief interchange and the victory of reason they put it back up or I kick the back of the seat for the whole flight. It is something I won't have on a 50 min flight. I had proper air rage once against some German that actually turned round and had a go at me because my knees were in the back of his seat after he'd FULLY reclined his seat from the second the seat belt light went off on a 10 hour flight. I could have knocked his fucking head off when he turned round with his inflatable pillow still tucked under his neck and his eye mask thing up on his forehead and went "I VANT TO KNOW WHY I AM HAVING YOUR KNEES IN ZE BACK OF MY SEAT!" It ended up with me telling him he'd "better turn round and shut up you dickhead", to which he replied "No, YOU are ze dickhead" before turning round and shutting up. I then played keepy up with his seat for the remainder of the flight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Just flown back from Holland tonight and had the misfortune of coming across two of the poshest, most badly behaved arsehole kids you could ever wish to encounter. Their mother was a dizzy posh bitch, and the kids were called Hugo and Piers. Yes, I'm not lying - Hugo and Piers. What the fuck two kids called Hugo and Piers were doing flying into Newcastle I have no idea, but fucking hell they were annoying. They started at boarding. This Chinese woman with a baby got called to board first cos she was carrying the baby, at which point Hugo and Piers start screeching "Mummy, mummy, why can't WE get on the plane first! We're children mummy. SHE'S getting on because she has children mummy! Mummy go and see the woman mummy. GO AND SEE HER MUMMY." I'm stood in disbelief looking at this woman take all this shit off these two little toerags and basically negotiating with them by pointing out that the queue is quite short so that they'll let her off with not going and asking the woman if her two little darlings can get on first. Anyway then we get on the bus thing to go to the plane and it's PACKED. That doesn't stop Hugo and Piers swinging from the fucking poles on the bus that people are trying to hold onto with mummy begging them "Please Piers! Stop that! Pleeeeeease! Come on Hugo, mummy's asked you nicely. You're bumping into people. Please darling!" with me fighting the temptation to just turn round and go "HOY! FUCKFACE! PACK IT IN!" We get off the bus and I'm at the bottom of the stairs leading up to the plane door, at which point Hugo decides he wants to be ahead of me in the queue and literally starts shoving me to try and get past. I'm beyond pissed off with dearest Hugo at this point and again I can hear his mam behind pleading with the little twat to wait his turn to get on the plane. Fucking infuriating. I felt like turning round and going "Oi! Fucking HUGO you puffy-named PRICK. If you don't pack it in, I'm gonna throw you backwards down these fucking stairs. And don't even get me started on you Piers you floppy haired little nancy boy - somehow, against all the odds, you've actually managed to end up with one of only a handful of names in existence that makes you look an even bigger ponce than your twat of a brother! " Anyway, what I actually said was nothing. Perhaps if I had I wouldn't have had to listen to the two little twats hitting each other and singing at the top of their posh whiny little voices for the duration of the flight. TWATS on a plane. I feel better for the rant though. I always intervene, it makes life more interesting. I said to one bitch in the supermarket queue yesteday that if her 'child' (he was massive) stood on my toe again I would stand on his head. In broken Germanise obviously. I'm even complain if someone puts their seat back against my table on a short flight. Get in there man.....Have fun!!! Why is it the twat in front of me always insists on reclining from the minute we take off to the minute we land? I'm a shiten coward like Gemmill and keep my rage contained but one day I'm going to explode and garotte the bastards! If they're not too big and ideally a woman, better still a business woman I say, "What are you doing?!!" Loudly. And normally after a brief interchange and the victory of reason they put it back up or I kick the back of the seat for the whole flight. It is something I won't have on a 50 min flight. I had proper air rage once against some German that actually turned round and had a go at me because my knees were in the back of his seat after he'd FULLY reclined his seat from the second the seat belt light went off on a 10 hour flight. I could have knocked his fucking head off when he turned round with his inflatable pillow still tucked under his neck and his eye mask thing up on his forehead and went "I VANT TO KNOW WHY I AM HAVING YOUR KNEES IN ZE BACK OF MY SEAT!" It ended up with me telling him he'd "better turn round and shut up you dickhead", to which he replied "No, YOU are ze dickhead" before turning round and shutting up. I then played keepy up with his seat for the remainder of the flight. That's a full 100 Parky points Gemma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 @ Gemmill. Following on from what Parky said, the worst thing about the cinema (apart from mixing with the public in general) is the people, normally middle-aged men, who piss there pants at the 'hilarious' advert that has been shown on telly for the past three months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 @ Gemmill. Following on from what Parky said, the worst thing about the cinema (apart from mixing with the public in general) is the people, normally middle-aged men, who piss there pants at the 'hilarious' advert that has been shown on telly for the past three months. Honestly Alex if it is a film I've really been looking forward to I sometimes stand in front of the snacks kiosk and mull if I should buy up ALL the nachos and bin them. (That's not right tho is it?). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 @ Gemmill. Following on from what Parky said, the worst thing about the cinema (apart from mixing with the public in general) is the people, normally middle-aged men, who piss there pants at the 'hilarious' advert that has been shown on telly for the past three months. Honestly Alex if it is a film I've really been looking forward to I sometimes stand in front of the snacks kiosk and mull if I should buy up ALL the nachos and bin them. (That's not right tho is it?). I can't really be arsed with the flicks unless it's somewhere like the Tyneside. It's so uncivilized man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Ive only been on a plane twice, 1st time was class. got pissed and looked out the window at the sea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Ive only been on a plane twice, 1st time was class. got pissed and looked out the window at the sea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Ive only been on a plane twice, 1st time was class. got pissed and looked out the window at the sea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 @ Gemmill. Following on from what Parky said, the worst thing about the cinema (apart from mixing with the public in general) is the people, normally middle-aged men, who piss there pants at the 'hilarious' advert that has been shown on telly for the past three months. Honestly Alex if it is a film I've really been looking forward to I sometimes stand in front of the snacks kiosk and mull if I should buy up ALL the nachos and bin them. (That's not right tho is it?). I can't really be arsed with the flicks unless it's somewhere like the Tyneside. It's so uncivilized man. It's the only time my girlfriend gets a bit nervous when I start scanning nearby seats for snack noise pollution or idle chatter. What's wrong with these people!!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Ive only been on a plane twice, 1st time was class. got pissed and looked out the window at the sea Say again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44112 Posted November 10, 2006 Author Share Posted November 10, 2006 There's not much more annoying than when you walk into a cinema and the entire back 3 or 4 rows is filled with what can only be described as the dregs of society. Why these people pay £5 or £6 on a ticket and then spend the next 2 hours giving one another hickies and making a fucking racket is beyond me. There's bus stations for that sort of thing you fucking tramps! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 If me and the Mrs go to the cinema we usually go late on just to avoid the mongs. My brother goes to the cinema religiously every saturday (doesn't like football the lucky bastid) and comes back whiging about the charvs who talk, fanny on with their phones, and hoy stuff for the duration of the film. I went to the cinema with him once and it was fairly empty apart from this one prick a dozen rows in front of us who was talking loudly on his phone. After about 10 minutes of listening to the boring fucker my brother got up and dissapeared out of the cinema. Comes back 5 minutes later with a tub of popcorn and goes 'here, you eat this, I'm going to pelt that fucker with it till he shuts up.' It worked like, but even better was that once we'd started doing it everyone else joined in. Fucker soon shut up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44112 Posted November 10, 2006 Author Share Posted November 10, 2006 How lacking in any sort of manners would you have to be to go to the pictures and sit and talk on your phone?! Bring back the death penalty tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44112 Posted November 10, 2006 Author Share Posted November 10, 2006 Just had an awkward situation arise with my boss btw. Am sat with this site open on this thread and along the taskbar at the bottom I have: Inbox (Outlook)........2006 (Word document).......WinZip......Twats........FW: (email)......Excel document Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21055 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Just had an awkward situation arise with my boss btw. Am sat with this site open on this thread and along the taskbar at the bottom I have: Inbox (Outlook)........2006 (Word document).......WinZip......Twats........FW: (email)......Excel document Best of all it's your fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 So tempted to start a thread entitled 'Goat Porn' on the off chance he'll come back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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