bobbyshinton 59 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 You going to Newcastle College? You can tell what course they are doing Brickies / construction. Old holy jumper, rigger boots, jeans tucked in. Walking like they have swollen bollox. Hairdressers (lasses) trackie bottoms, fringe as long as my cock. Earings for parrots to swing on and a bit chewa. Music Guitar strapped to back, torn jeans, baseball boots, che T shirt, rolly tab, Ipod. Sport, shorts any weather, nee socks, just do it T shirt. Sweat band, geet fuck off back pack. Beauty look well worth a go from 20 yards, get nearer, orange face covering pock marks. Belly hanging out from too small top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Quite definetly no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 I go to Gateshead College. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 I stuck college for about a week, was doing sports science. To be fair you had to wear tracksuit bottoms like. Remember we were doing some work on rowing machines one day and I got paired with this fit lass and we had to strap on those things they use to measure your heart rate on each other. So I lifted my top (I was ripped back then so I thought my 8 pack would lure her into to some extra curricular) only to reveal the most ridiculous amount of belly button fluff I have ever seen. Wasn't the same after that, although fitting the device to her was still fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 I stuck college for about a week, was doing sports science. To be fair you had to wear tracksuit bottoms like. Remember we were doing some work on rowing machines one day and I got paired with this fit lass and we had to strap on those things they use to measure your heart rate on each other. So I lifted my top (I was ripped back then so I thought my 8 pack would lure her into to some extra curricular) only to reveal the most ridiculous amount of belly button fluff I have ever seen. Wasn't the same after that, although fitting the device to her was still fun. Never heard it called that before. It's a bit J.G. Ballard tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 I stuck college for about a week, was doing sports science. To be fair you had to wear tracksuit bottoms like. Remember we were doing some work on rowing machines one day and I got paired with this fit lass and we had to strap on those things they use to measure your heart rate on each other. So I lifted my top (I was ripped back then so I thought my 8 pack would lure her into to some extra curricular) only to reveal the most ridiculous amount of belly button fluff I have ever seen. Wasn't the same after that, although fitting the device to her was still fun. Never heard it called that before. It's a bit J.G. Ballard tbh. And who the fuck is J G Ballard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 I've read a bit of Ballard and I still don't understand. Has he got one of those pneumatic knobs to combat impotence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 I stuck college for about a week, was doing sports science. To be fair you had to wear tracksuit bottoms like. Remember we were doing some work on rowing machines one day and I got paired with this fit lass and we had to strap on those things they use to measure your heart rate on each other. So I lifted my top (I was ripped back then so I thought my 8 pack would lure her into to some extra curricular) only to reveal the most ridiculous amount of belly button fluff I have ever seen. Wasn't the same after that, although fitting the device to her was still fun. Never heard it called that before. It's a bit J.G. Ballard tbh. And who the fuck is J G Ballard? Novelist, wrote 'Empire of the Sun' and 'Crash' (both made into films) amongst other things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 I stuck college for about a week, was doing sports science. To be fair you had to wear tracksuit bottoms like. Remember we were doing some work on rowing machines one day and I got paired with this fit lass and we had to strap on those things they use to measure your heart rate on each other. So I lifted my top (I was ripped back then so I thought my 8 pack would lure her into to some extra curricular) only to reveal the most ridiculous amount of belly button fluff I have ever seen. Wasn't the same after that, although fitting the device to her was still fun. Never heard it called that before. It's a bit J.G. Ballard tbh. And who the fuck is J G Ballard? Novelist, wrote 'Empire of the Sun' and 'Crash' (both made into films) amongst other things. Looks like we've got ourselves a reader! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 I've read a bit of Ballard and I still don't understand. Has he got one of those pneumatic knobs to combat impotence? That reference was specifically for you, as well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 I've read a bit of Ballard and I still don't understand. Has he got one of those pneumatic knobs to combat impotence? That reference was specifically for you, as well! Just answer the fucking question smarty-pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 "Christ crucified on the sodomized body of his own mother" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 (edited) Ballard's fascination with technology and the darker side of humanity, particularly sexuality etc. I wasn't laughing at you btw, I just thought of Ballard, thought there was probably no point in saying it, but did anyway. Edited November 9, 2006 by ObaGol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 How clever of you. Jesus wept! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 How clever of you. Jesus wept! What, were you trying to be too clever about it or something? It just reminded me of him, we can't all be Parky, for God's sake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 "Christ crucified on the sodomized body of his own mother" Just a coffee for me, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 How clever of you. Jesus wept! What, were you trying to be too clever about it or something? It just reminded me of him, we can't all be Parky, for God's sake! No, I thought you were doing your usual trick of making an obscure reference in order to make yourself seem superior when others failed to get it. Or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 No, I thought you were doing your usual trick of making an obscure reference in order to make yourself seem superior when others failed to get it. Or something Fuck off, man, I've just said I'm not Parky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 No, I thought you were doing your usual trick of making an obscure reference in order to make yourself seem superior when others failed to get it. Or something Fuck off, man, I've just said I'm not Parky! What a device you can be at times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22624 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 I keep trying to respond to this thread and deleting it. It involves references to Obagol, Oscar Wilde, and smart arses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 What a device you can be at times. I challenge you to find me saying something obscure, random-a-plenty, but nothing obscure, I put in the Ballard reference just for you, it's not my fault you're reading above your level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 I keep trying to respond to this thread and deleting it. It involves references to Obagol, Oscar Wilde, and smart arses. That's FEAR making you do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22624 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Nnnnnnng. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 I keep trying to respond to this thread and deleting it. It involves references to Obagol, Oscar Wilde, and smart arses. Smartarse would be a better name for a legless Roeder than Tripod imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 You reckon people get smarter as they get shorter? How tall are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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