bobbyshinton 59 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic. "Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me." She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge. "Yeah." I said."Just so long as you do n't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches Wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover . Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . So I told her to "Fuck Off". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Hiya shinty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7048 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Heard it before. Good 'un though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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