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Do 'search with guide' and they'll search for you. It's like google but with real people and it takes longer!

 

tus: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: DanielW

DanielW: Welcome to ChaCha!

You: thanks

DanielW: Hello, how are you?

You: yeah. I'm looking for pictures of fat black men wearing t-shirts of the band Skrewdriver

DanielW: Might be hard, but let me see what I can do.

You: the guys could be african-american, or haitan american

DanielW: Give me a moment.

You: k

You: any luck?

DanielW: It's going to be hard because Skrewdriver is a nazi band.

You: yeah. that's kind of the point.

DanielW: Would you settle for an african american wearing a swastika tshirt?

You: hm.

You: i suppose, yeah.

You: how big is he?

You: hes gotta be big

You: like he could kick some ass or something

DanielW: He's skinny

You: hm.

You: does he look scrappy?

Status: Connected to guide: SheilaC<

SheilaC: Welcome to ChaCha!

You: where did danielw go?

SheilaC: Thank you for using ChaCha!

Status: Session ended.

 

 

http://forum.football365.com/index.php?t=m...=0&count=40

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Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: LoriW

LoriW: Welcome to ChaCha!

You: hey

LoriW: Hello. I hope your day is going well.

You: I am looking for a long stand

LoriW: I'm sorry...I'm not sure what that is.

You: i mean a really long stand

LoriW: As in furniture?

You: no as in somewhere i can stand for hours

LoriW: As in a world record?

You: no just for fun really

LoriW: Um, let me see what I can find for you

You: thanks

You: It has to be in toronto though

LoriW: Just a place to stand up?

You: you, i am scared of seats though

You: just a open place with no one about

You: where i can stand for hours

LoriW: Like in your bedroom?

You: no in the oprn

You: open

LoriW: Like your front yard?

You: i dont have a front yard

LoriW: I would think anywhere...a store, a playground, etc. There won't be any search results for anythink like this, I wouldn't think. But I'll see if I can find anything.

You: hey would you like to come on a date with me, its ojay if not

You: i like being stood up

 

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Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: TonyaS

TonyaS: Welcome to ChaCha!

TonyaS: Hello!

You: Good Afternoon Tonya.

TonyaS: I see you would like some tips today?

You: Yes please, I need some help settling an argument.

TonyaS: Okay. ANything specific that you would like to check facts or jsut help settling arguement tips?

You: Oh no, it's quite specific! It's a rather morbid question, so I feel I need to give you some background so you don't think we're total weirdos!

TonyaS: um ok

You: Recently the manager of the football team we support has seemingly lost his marbles a bit, which obviously concerns us all very much. He's begun talking in the third person and has a very skewed concept of reality (he also looks a little like a Roedent, which I'm sure you'll agree speaks volumes). Anyway, I may be getting slightly off the point.

TonyaS: Just let me know what I can search for you.

You: Give me a second, I apologise, I can be a little verbose.

TonyaS: Sorry, are you still there?

You: He recently said the he (in the third person) would stay standing no matter what happened, and some moron suggested he hadn't thought this through, as if someone removed his legs he would surely not remain standing, to which a rather senile but loveable supporter reponded that we would then have to call him "The Tripod", turning the whole concept of the "well endowed" gentlemen on its head, quite the wordsmith. BUT the problem is, someone is arguing that the correct amputation of the legs would leave no stumps, and hence the joke doesn't work, and this is not just any someone, this is a someone with a medical qualification, so as you see we've found ourselves in a dilly of a pickle.

You: Sorry, to the question, can you please prove our medical man wrong?

TonyaS: You would like to know about ambutation?

You: I guess so, I'm no expert, I just want to one-up the smug S.O.B., if you'll pardon my French.

TonyaS: I have added five links as we were talking about this issue.

You: You know what these medical types are like.

You: Oh, how clever.

You: I like that

TonyaS: The first three are mental disorders - maybe the "third" person guy has some issues. Then the last two are for aputations - lots of information about all aspects.

TonyaS: Will those help you get the upper edge on the arguement?

You: do you think he has multiple personality disorder? And is that Glenn Roeder or Renton?

You: I've long suspected Renton tbh.

TonyaS: Sorry, that wasn't may majors in college... You can be the judge of that though - there are a few mental disorders that i attached. :razz:

TonyaS: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?

You: How is that related to homosexuality? He's a decent chap but I wouldn't want to accept a pena colada from him, if you know what I mean! ; )

TonyaS: Sorry, can I help you wtih anything else today? We are almost out of time.

You: Oh, have I said too much? I am sorry. Are there links between the two?

You: no, that is most helpful, thnk you very much Tonya.

TonyaS: Sorry, between the what?

TonyaS: Good luck in your arguement! I hope you win!

TonyaS: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!

TonyaS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.

Status: Session ended.

 

The links:

 

1. multiple personality disorder (dissociative identity disorder) Open 'multiple personality disorder (dissociative identity disorder)' in a new window

multiple personality disorder [dissociative identity disorder]

http://skepdic.com/mpd.html

2. Definition of Multiple Personality Disorder Open 'Definition of Multiple Personality Disorder' in a new window

Dual Personality, Multiple Personality, Dissociative Identity Disorder - What's in a Name?

http://www.dissociation.com/index/Definition/

3. Reflex sympathetic dystrophy syndrome - WrongDiagnosis.com Open 'Reflex sympathetic dystrophy syndrome - WrongDiagnosis.com' in a new window

Reflex sympathetic dystrophy syndrome

http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/r/reflex_sym...drome/intro.htm

4. Amputation definition - Medical Dictionary definitions of popular medical terms Open 'Amputation definition - Medical Dictionary definitions of popular medical terms' in a new window

Definition of Amputation

http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=12537

5. Amputation Open 'Amputation' in a new window

Physical Medicine & Rehabilitation Amputation

http://www.healthsystem.virginia.edu/uvahe...t_pmr/amput.cfm

 

 

She seems to think Renton's lost it, and who are we to disagree? She may have meant Noelie, but she gets no extra credit for that, Major in Psychology or not.

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Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: TonyaS

TonyaS: Welcome to ChaCha!

TonyaS: Hello!

You: Good Afternoon Tonya.

TonyaS: I see you would like some tips today?

You: Yes please, I need some help settling an argument.

TonyaS: Okay. ANything specific that you would like to check facts or jsut help settling arguement tips?

You: Oh no, it's quite specific! It's a rather morbid question, so I feel I need to give you some background so you don't think we're total weirdos!

TonyaS: um ok

You: Recently the manager of the football team we support has seemingly lost his marbles a bit, which obviously concerns us all very much. He's begun talking in the third person and has a very skewed concept of reality (he also looks a little like a Roedent, which I'm sure you'll agree speaks volumes). Anyway, I may be getting slightly off the point.

TonyaS: Just let me know what I can search for you.

You: Give me a second, I apologise, I can be a little verbose.

TonyaS: Sorry, are you still there?

You: He recently said the he (in the third person) would stay standing no matter what happened, and some moron suggested he hadn't thought this through, as if someone removed his legs he would surely not remain standing, to which a rather senile but loveable supporter reponded that we would then have to call him "The Tripod", turning the whole concept of the "well endowed" gentlemen on its head, quite the wordsmith. BUT the problem is, someone is arguing that the correct amputation of the legs would leave no stumps, and hence the joke doesn't work, and this is not just any someone, this is a someone with a medical qualification, so as you see we've found ourselves in a dilly of a pickle.

You: Sorry, to the question, can you please prove our medical man wrong?

TonyaS: You would like to know about ambutation?

You: I guess so, I'm no expert, I just want to one-up the smug S.O.B., if you'll pardon my French.

TonyaS: I have added five links as we were talking about this issue.

You: You know what these medical types are like.

You: Oh, how clever.

You: I like that

TonyaS: The first three are mental disorders - maybe the "third" person guy has some issues. Then the last two are for aputations - lots of information about all aspects.

TonyaS: Will those help you get the upper edge on the arguement?

You: do you think he has multiple personality disorder? And is that Glenn Roeder or Renton?

You: I've long suspected Renton tbh.

TonyaS: Sorry, that wasn't may majors in college... You can be the judge of that though - there are a few mental disorders that i attached. :icon_lol:

TonyaS: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?

You: How is that related to homosexuality? He's a decent chap but I wouldn't want to accept a pena colada from him, if you know what I mean! ; )

TonyaS: Sorry, can I help you wtih anything else today? We are almost out of time.

You: Oh, have I said too much? I am sorry. Are there links between the two?

You: no, that is most helpful, thnk you very much Tonya.

TonyaS: Sorry, between the what?

TonyaS: Good luck in your arguement! I hope you win!

TonyaS: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!

TonyaS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.

Status: Session ended.

 

The links:

 

1. multiple personality disorder (dissociative identity disorder) Open 'multiple personality disorder (dissociative identity disorder)' in a new window

multiple personality disorder [dissociative identity disorder]

http://skepdic.com/mpd.html

2. Definition of Multiple Personality Disorder Open 'Definition of Multiple Personality Disorder' in a new window

Dual Personality, Multiple Personality, Dissociative Identity Disorder - What's in a Name?

http://www.dissociation.com/index/Definition/

3. Reflex sympathetic dystrophy syndrome - WrongDiagnosis.com Open 'Reflex sympathetic dystrophy syndrome - WrongDiagnosis.com' in a new window

Reflex sympathetic dystrophy syndrome

http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/r/reflex_sym...drome/intro.htm

4. Amputation definition - Medical Dictionary definitions of popular medical terms Open 'Amputation definition - Medical Dictionary definitions of popular medical terms' in a new window

Definition of Amputation

http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=12537

5. Amputation Open 'Amputation' in a new window

Physical Medicine & Rehabilitation Amputation

http://www.healthsystem.virginia.edu/uvahe...t_pmr/amput.cfm

 

 

She seems to think Renton's lost it, and who are we to disagree? She may have meant Noelie, but she gets no extra credit for that, Major in Psychology or not.

 

 

 

 

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BTW wtf is cha cha?

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BTW wtf is cha cha?

 

As far as I can gather, it's a service that offers to have people who are generally worse at using search engines than you are, to not find what you're looking for, for you.

 

I'm considering launching a low-cost competitor, completely manned by Indians, who have no idea what you're talking about in the first place, let alone how to find it. Any investors?

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They seem easy too ;)

 

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: StephanieD

StephanieD: Welcome to ChaCha!

You: hi

StephanieD: hey there

You: wonder if u can help me?

StephanieD: I will try

You: iv sorta come into some money and am looking for a dfate

You: *date

StephanieD: Okay

You: great wot time can i pick u up? :icon_lol:

StephanieD: 7:00 will be fine

You: great

StephanieD: See you then

You: where?

StephanieD: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!

StephanieD: Thank you for using ChaCha!

Status: Session ended.

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