Happy Face 29 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 hxxp://chacha.com Do 'search with guide' and they'll search for you. It's like google but with real people and it takes longer! tus: Looking for a guide ...Status: Connected to guide: DanielW DanielW: Welcome to ChaCha! You: thanks DanielW: Hello, how are you? You: yeah. I'm looking for pictures of fat black men wearing t-shirts of the band Skrewdriver DanielW: Might be hard, but let me see what I can do. You: the guys could be african-american, or haitan american DanielW: Give me a moment. You: k You: any luck? DanielW: It's going to be hard because Skrewdriver is a nazi band. You: yeah. that's kind of the point. DanielW: Would you settle for an african american wearing a swastika tshirt? You: hm. You: i suppose, yeah. You: how big is he? You: hes gotta be big You: like he could kick some ass or something DanielW: He's skinny You: hm. You: does he look scrappy? Status: Connected to guide: SheilaC< SheilaC: Welcome to ChaCha! You: where did danielw go? SheilaC: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended. http://forum.football365.com/index.php?t=m...=0&count=40 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 I keep reading the title as google herpes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Status: Looking for a guide ...Status: Connected to guide: LoriW LoriW: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hey LoriW: Hello. I hope your day is going well. You: I am looking for a long stand LoriW: I'm sorry...I'm not sure what that is. You: i mean a really long stand LoriW: As in furniture? You: no as in somewhere i can stand for hours LoriW: As in a world record? You: no just for fun really LoriW: Um, let me see what I can find for you You: thanks You: It has to be in toronto though LoriW: Just a place to stand up? You: you, i am scared of seats though You: just a open place with no one about You: where i can stand for hours LoriW: Like in your bedroom? You: no in the oprn You: open LoriW: Like your front yard? You: i dont have a front yard LoriW: I would think anywhere...a store, a playground, etc. There won't be any search results for anythink like this, I wouldn't think. But I'll see if I can find anything. You: hey would you like to come on a date with me, its ojay if not You: i like being stood up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 That last one is quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Status: Looking for a guide ...Status: Connected to guide: TonyaS TonyaS: Welcome to ChaCha! TonyaS: Hello! You: Good Afternoon Tonya. TonyaS: I see you would like some tips today? You: Yes please, I need some help settling an argument. TonyaS: Okay. ANything specific that you would like to check facts or jsut help settling arguement tips? You: Oh no, it's quite specific! It's a rather morbid question, so I feel I need to give you some background so you don't think we're total weirdos! TonyaS: um ok You: Recently the manager of the football team we support has seemingly lost his marbles a bit, which obviously concerns us all very much. He's begun talking in the third person and has a very skewed concept of reality (he also looks a little like a Roedent, which I'm sure you'll agree speaks volumes). Anyway, I may be getting slightly off the point. TonyaS: Just let me know what I can search for you. You: Give me a second, I apologise, I can be a little verbose. TonyaS: Sorry, are you still there? You: He recently said the he (in the third person) would stay standing no matter what happened, and some moron suggested he hadn't thought this through, as if someone removed his legs he would surely not remain standing, to which a rather senile but loveable supporter reponded that we would then have to call him "The Tripod", turning the whole concept of the "well endowed" gentlemen on its head, quite the wordsmith. BUT the problem is, someone is arguing that the correct amputation of the legs would leave no stumps, and hence the joke doesn't work, and this is not just any someone, this is a someone with a medical qualification, so as you see we've found ourselves in a dilly of a pickle. You: Sorry, to the question, can you please prove our medical man wrong? TonyaS: You would like to know about ambutation? You: I guess so, I'm no expert, I just want to one-up the smug S.O.B., if you'll pardon my French. TonyaS: I have added five links as we were talking about this issue. You: You know what these medical types are like. You: Oh, how clever. You: I like that TonyaS: The first three are mental disorders - maybe the "third" person guy has some issues. Then the last two are for aputations - lots of information about all aspects. TonyaS: Will those help you get the upper edge on the arguement? You: do you think he has multiple personality disorder? And is that Glenn Roeder or Renton? You: I've long suspected Renton tbh. TonyaS: Sorry, that wasn't may majors in college... You can be the judge of that though - there are a few mental disorders that i attached. TonyaS: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: How is that related to homosexuality? He's a decent chap but I wouldn't want to accept a pena colada from him, if you know what I mean! ; ) TonyaS: Sorry, can I help you wtih anything else today? We are almost out of time. You: Oh, have I said too much? I am sorry. Are there links between the two? You: no, that is most helpful, thnk you very much Tonya. TonyaS: Sorry, between the what? TonyaS: Good luck in your arguement! I hope you win! TonyaS: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience! TonyaS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. The links: 1. multiple personality disorder (dissociative identity disorder) Open 'multiple personality disorder (dissociative identity disorder)' in a new window multiple personality disorder [dissociative identity disorder] http://skepdic.com/mpd.html 2. Definition of Multiple Personality Disorder Open 'Definition of Multiple Personality Disorder' in a new window Dual Personality, Multiple Personality, Dissociative Identity Disorder - What's in a Name? http://www.dissociation.com/index/Definition/ 3. Reflex sympathetic dystrophy syndrome - WrongDiagnosis.com Open 'Reflex sympathetic dystrophy syndrome - WrongDiagnosis.com' in a new window Reflex sympathetic dystrophy syndrome http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/r/reflex_sym...drome/intro.htm 4. Amputation definition - Medical Dictionary definitions of popular medical terms Open 'Amputation definition - Medical Dictionary definitions of popular medical terms' in a new window Definition of Amputation http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=12537 5. Amputation Open 'Amputation' in a new window Physical Medicine & Rehabilitation Amputation http://www.healthsystem.virginia.edu/uvahe...t_pmr/amput.cfm She seems to think Renton's lost it, and who are we to disagree? She may have meant Noelie, but she gets no extra credit for that, Major in Psychology or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20421 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 I don't understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 I don't understand. Denial is the first stage, apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 :icon_lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 I don't understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut 31 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 It's rubbish. You might as well just use Google. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29491 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Status: Looking for a guide ...Status: Connected to guide: TonyaS TonyaS: Welcome to ChaCha! TonyaS: Hello! You: Good Afternoon Tonya. TonyaS: I see you would like some tips today? You: Yes please, I need some help settling an argument. TonyaS: Okay. ANything specific that you would like to check facts or jsut help settling arguement tips? You: Oh no, it's quite specific! It's a rather morbid question, so I feel I need to give you some background so you don't think we're total weirdos! TonyaS: um ok You: Recently the manager of the football team we support has seemingly lost his marbles a bit, which obviously concerns us all very much. He's begun talking in the third person and has a very skewed concept of reality (he also looks a little like a Roedent, which I'm sure you'll agree speaks volumes). Anyway, I may be getting slightly off the point. TonyaS: Just let me know what I can search for you. You: Give me a second, I apologise, I can be a little verbose. TonyaS: Sorry, are you still there? You: He recently said the he (in the third person) would stay standing no matter what happened, and some moron suggested he hadn't thought this through, as if someone removed his legs he would surely not remain standing, to which a rather senile but loveable supporter reponded that we would then have to call him "The Tripod", turning the whole concept of the "well endowed" gentlemen on its head, quite the wordsmith. BUT the problem is, someone is arguing that the correct amputation of the legs would leave no stumps, and hence the joke doesn't work, and this is not just any someone, this is a someone with a medical qualification, so as you see we've found ourselves in a dilly of a pickle. You: Sorry, to the question, can you please prove our medical man wrong? TonyaS: You would like to know about ambutation? You: I guess so, I'm no expert, I just want to one-up the smug S.O.B., if you'll pardon my French. TonyaS: I have added five links as we were talking about this issue. You: You know what these medical types are like. You: Oh, how clever. You: I like that TonyaS: The first three are mental disorders - maybe the "third" person guy has some issues. Then the last two are for aputations - lots of information about all aspects. TonyaS: Will those help you get the upper edge on the arguement? You: do you think he has multiple personality disorder? And is that Glenn Roeder or Renton? You: I've long suspected Renton tbh. TonyaS: Sorry, that wasn't may majors in college... You can be the judge of that though - there are a few mental disorders that i attached. TonyaS: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: How is that related to homosexuality? He's a decent chap but I wouldn't want to accept a pena colada from him, if you know what I mean! ; ) TonyaS: Sorry, can I help you wtih anything else today? We are almost out of time. You: Oh, have I said too much? I am sorry. Are there links between the two? You: no, that is most helpful, thnk you very much Tonya. TonyaS: Sorry, between the what? TonyaS: Good luck in your arguement! I hope you win! TonyaS: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience! TonyaS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. The links: 1. multiple personality disorder (dissociative identity disorder) Open 'multiple personality disorder (dissociative identity disorder)' in a new window multiple personality disorder [dissociative identity disorder] http://skepdic.com/mpd.html 2. Definition of Multiple Personality Disorder Open 'Definition of Multiple Personality Disorder' in a new window Dual Personality, Multiple Personality, Dissociative Identity Disorder - What's in a Name? http://www.dissociation.com/index/Definition/ 3. Reflex sympathetic dystrophy syndrome - WrongDiagnosis.com Open 'Reflex sympathetic dystrophy syndrome - WrongDiagnosis.com' in a new window Reflex sympathetic dystrophy syndrome http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/r/reflex_sym...drome/intro.htm 4. Amputation definition - Medical Dictionary definitions of popular medical terms Open 'Amputation definition - Medical Dictionary definitions of popular medical terms' in a new window Definition of Amputation http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=12537 5. Amputation Open 'Amputation' in a new window Physical Medicine & Rehabilitation Amputation http://www.healthsystem.virginia.edu/uvahe...t_pmr/amput.cfm She seems to think Renton's lost it, and who are we to disagree? She may have meant Noelie, but she gets no extra credit for that, Major in Psychology or not. BTW wtf is cha cha? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 BTW wtf is cha cha? As far as I can gather, it's a service that offers to have people who are generally worse at using search engines than you are, to not find what you're looking for, for you. I'm considering launching a low-cost competitor, completely manned by Indians, who have no idea what you're talking about in the first place, let alone how to find it. Any investors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 They seem easy too Status: Looking for a guide ...Status: Connected to guide: StephanieD StephanieD: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi StephanieD: hey there You: wonder if u can help me? StephanieD: I will try You: iv sorta come into some money and am looking for a dfate You: *date StephanieD: Okay You: great wot time can i pick u up? StephanieD: 7:00 will be fine You: great StephanieD: See you then You: where? StephanieD: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience! StephanieD: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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