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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yo...ire/6126476.stm

 

 

A West Yorkshire chip shop owner is being investigated after a complaint that his shop smells of fish and chips.

 

Owner of New Scarborough Fisheries in Wakefield, Steve Morton, was asked to check the odour extraction system was working properly after the complaint.

 

A spokeswoman for Wakefield Council said the authority was obliged to investigate the matter.

 

Mr Morton said he was shocked to get a letter about the investigation and had thought it was a joke.

 

"All I know is that we keep everything as clean as possible and to every standard that we should do," he said.

 

"I didn't think there was a problem. But I'm open to advice.

 

"If anybody can tell me how to make fish and chips not smell of fish and chips, I'm grateful."

 

A council spokeswoman explained however: "It is certainly not the case that a fish and chip shop should not be allowed to smell of fish and chips.

 

 

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Rather that than smelling of the blacks or the gays, eh? :unsure:

 

The gays tend to smell quite fragrant tbh. Thats wasn't a comment on the blacks by implication btw.

 

Bollocks, it's like a fucking klan meeting around here sometimes.

 

That wasn't an implication that the blacks smell of bollocks btw.

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Rather that than smelling of the blacks or the gays, eh? :D

 

The gays tend to smell quite fragrant tbh. Thats wasn't a comment on the blacks by implication btw.

 

Bollocks, it's like a fucking klan meeting around here sometimes.

 

That wasn't an implication that the blacks smell of bollocks btw.

 

This thread has Gemmill potential. :unsure:

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Rather that than smelling of the blacks or the gays, eh? :D

 

The gays tend to smell quite fragrant tbh. Thats wasn't a comment on the blacks by implication btw.

 

Bollocks, it's like a fucking klan meeting around here sometimes.

 

That wasn't an implication that the blacks smell of bollocks btw.

 

This thread has Gemmill potential. :unsure:

I hope you aren't implying blacks or gays smell like Gemmill.

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Rather that than smelling of the blacks or the gays, eh? :D

 

The gays tend to smell quite fragrant tbh. Thats wasn't a comment on the blacks by implication btw.

 

Bollocks, it's like a fucking klan meeting around here sometimes.

 

That wasn't an implication that the blacks smell of bollocks btw.

 

This thread has Gemmill potential. :unsure:

I hope you aren't implying blacks or gays smell like Gemmill.

 

By default in the this context I err on the side of insanity. :angry:

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What did Gemmil say like?

 

I am more than prepared to haul Gemma before the Haig as his absence from a thread of these proportions is surely a henious dereliction of some kind. Guilt by absence, he will be tried in absentia and ritually hanged along with all his 'doubles' to be sure. :unsure:

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What did Gemmil say like?

 

I am more than prepared to haul Gemma before the Haig as his absence from a thread of these proportions is surely a henious dereliction of some kind. Guilt by absence, he will be tried in absentia and ritually hanged along with all his 'doubles' to be sure. :D

Whisky? :unsure:

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Gemmill's not after the blacks. It's the Asians that give him the red mist. Gemmill's best mate is black.

 

That wasn't a comment that (by implication) Gemmill's best mate is gay by the way, as it's well known that black people are not gay.

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I can't be certain but I'm pretty sure I've never seen a gay work in a chippy tbh. Not a Danny La Rue type gay anyway. They all seem to work in clothes shops in town.

 

Now we're getting to the heart of the matter. Smells it seems somehow trigger the lower brain and survival becomes paramount.

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I can't be certain but I'm pretty sure I've never seen a gay work in a chippy tbh. Not a Danny La Rue type gay anyway. They all seem to work in clothes shops in town.

 

They can't be trusted not to make suggestive faces when they serve saveloys.

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Rather that than smelling of the blacks or the gays, eh? :dancing:

 

The gays tend to smell quite fragrant tbh. Thats wasn't a comment on the blacks by implication btw.

 

Bollocks, it's like a fucking klan meeting around here sometimes.

 

That wasn't an implication that the blacks smell of bollocks btw.

 

This thread has Gemmill potential. :razz:

I hope you aren't implying blacks or gays smell like Gemmill.

 

I heard Gemmil smells like a chip shop.

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some of Gemmils best mates have watched the Cosby show... so he can't be a racialist

 

I call for Gemmill to be indighted under the race relations act.

 

Although he has said nothing untoward on this thread and is clearly not racist, his stubborn stance in not getting involved in 'this thread' has raised suspiscions of a) His sexual orientation and :dancing: His irrational hatred of fish and chip shops. The fact that these two issues seem unconnected and arbitary is no excuse, WE WANT ANSWERS GEMMA!! :razz:

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