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Collingwood has really come into his own this year.

 

By the way, would be funny as hell if we win this tournement. :lol:

 

It would like. Our one day team has been shite even when the test team was flying, so if we managed to snatch this from the aussies, they'd be gutted...no matter how much they'd deny it! We all know the ashest tests are what counts and what we all want to win, but their players and fans hate losing to us at anything with a passion and so they'd be completely pissed off.

 

That said we could easilly get completely arse raped in the next two one dayers and lose it all!

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Hilarious.

 

I was watching a few bits and pieces with a few English lads at the pub. They were enjoying it thats for sure.

 

I wonder what the odds would of been for England to win the ODI final at the start of the tournament?

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How tough is Mike Hussey??

 

When Mike Hussey goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Mike Hussey.

 

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Mike Hussey.

 

Mike Hussey counted to infinity - twice.

 

Mike Hussey invented every colour. Except pink. Tom Cruise

invented pink.

 

When Mike Hussey does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's

pushing the Earth down.

 

Mike Hussey hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

 

Mike Hussey gave Mona Lisa that smile.

 

Mike Hussey can slam a revolving door.

 

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Mike Hussey can piss his

name into concrete.

 

Mike Hussey once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

 

Mike Hussey's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Mike Hussey.

 

Mike Hussey can speak Braille.

 

Mike Hussey's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

 

Superman owns a pair of Mike Hussey pyjamas.

 

Mike Hussey owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped

him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

 

Mike Hussey sleeps with a night light. Not because Mike Hussey is

afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Mike Hussey.

 

Mike Hussey doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections

when they touch his body.

 

Once a cobra bit Mike Hussey's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

 

Mike Hussey divides by zero.

 

Mike Hussey is always on top during sex because Mike Hussey never screws up.

 

When Mike Hussey exercises, the machine gets stronger.

 

Mike Hussey doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

 

Mike Hussey sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks

and unparalleled cricketing ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Mike slog swept the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted

he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second

Wednesday of the month.

 

Mike Hussey can kill two stones with one bird.

 

Mike Hussey once had an erection while lying face down. He struck oil.

 

Mike Hussey once devoured a whole wheel-barrow full of clay to prove to a friend that the expression "*****ting bricks" wasn't just a figure of speech.

 

The only time Mike Hussey was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

 

Brian Lara once defeated Mike Hussey in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Mike Hussey invented racism

 

Off an Aussie mate. Most, if not all, nicked from Chuck Norris facts.

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Those Mike Hussey facts are very old but i still love them.

 

Just for further notice we lost to NZ by 10 wickets today, truely smashed after only making 140 odd and in reply NZ won without a lose of a wicket. Truely smashed!

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Those Mike Hussey facts are very old but i still love them.

 

Just for further notice we lost to NZ by 10 wickets today, truely smashed after only making 140 odd and in reply NZ won without a lose of a wicket. Truely smashed!

I saw that, I wasn't going to bring it up. Not sure we're in a position to gloat yet ;)

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Those Mike Hussey facts are very old but i still love them.

 

Just for further notice we lost to NZ by 10 wickets today, truely smashed after only making 140 odd and in reply NZ won without a lose of a wicket. Truely smashed!

I saw that, I wasn't going to bring it up. Not sure we're in a position to gloat yet :rolleyes:

 

I would like to think that we are getting the other teams into a false sense of security but apparently we were a complete embarrasment. Great Captaincy by MEK Hussey, first ever Aussie ODI Captain to lose by 10 wickets in 646 ODI's ;)

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Those Mike Hussey facts are very old but i still love them.

 

Just for further notice we lost to NZ by 10 wickets today, truely smashed after only making 140 odd and in reply NZ won without a lose of a wicket. Truely smashed!

I saw that, I wasn't going to bring it up. Not sure we're in a position to gloat yet :rolleyes:

 

I would like to think that we are getting the other teams into a false sense of security but apparently we were a complete embarrasment. Great Captaincy by MEK Hussey, first ever Aussie ODI Captain to lose by 10 wickets in 646 ODI's ;)

I still think you'll win the World Cup though.

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Those Mike Hussey facts are very old but i still love them.

 

Just for further notice we lost to NZ by 10 wickets today, truely smashed after only making 140 odd and in reply NZ won without a lose of a wicket. Truely smashed!

I saw that, I wasn't going to bring it up. Not sure we're in a position to gloat yet :D

 

I would like to think that we are getting the other teams into a false sense of security but apparently we were a complete embarrasment. Great Captaincy by MEK Hussey, first ever Aussie ODI Captain to lose by 10 wickets in 646 ODI's :D

I still think you'll win the World Cup though.

 

If we cant win it then i would like India to win it and further to that, and as much as i hate to admit it, i am going to chuck a few bucks on.... England. I just think with KP in the side you are a different team. Confidence boosted after the last 3 wins over us so yeah. Then again we meet again just before the WC.

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