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Glenn Roeder has stood up all his life and he will stay standing, whatever happens to him.

I've been having a think about this quote, and I don't think he's fully thought it through. What if someone cuts off his legs, for example?

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Glenn Roeder has stood up all his life and he will stay standing, whatever happens to him.

I've been having a think about this quote, and I don't think he's fully thought it through. What if someone cuts off his legs, for example?

 

He's blatantly lying, he sits on the bench all the time, that fat cut.

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False legs? and clearly optimistic about the effects of rigor mortis.

 

If he dies standing up he'll get an erection; he's clearly lost the plot, fucking deviant.

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Glenn Roeder has stood up all his life and he will stay standing, whatever happens to him.

I've been having a think about this quote, and I don't think he's fully thought it through. What if someone cuts off his legs, for example?

 

Never mind that, only two columns later:

 

"Three-and-a-half years ago, I was flat on my back. I am standing up now and it is great to get out of bed every day," he said."
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I've been having a think about this quote, and I don't think he's fully thought it through. What if someone cuts off his legs, for example?

 

 

Then we'd have to call him Tripod Roeder :unsure:

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Glenn Roeder has stood up all his life and he will stay standing, whatever happens to him.

I've been having a think about this quote, and I don't think he's fully thought it through. What if someone cuts off his legs, for example?

 

HolyGrail020.jpg

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Glenn Roeder has stood up all his life and he will stay standing, whatever happens to him.

I've been having a think about this quote, and I don't think he's fully thought it through. What if someone cuts off his legs, for example?

 

Never mind that, only two columns later:

 

"Three-and-a-half years ago, I was flat on my back. I am standing up now and it is great to get out of bed every day," he said."

 

Get all the way out of the bed, there's no point hanging around half way out of bed.

 

Schizophrenia tbh

 

Often happens when people go through a bad time, they associate the negative stuff with an alter ego. He was talking about the heroic Roeder he aspires to be. He's nails and has never not stood up. Shame he doesn't exist.

 

Needs help or he'll end up shooting himself through the cheek.

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Glenn Roeder has stood up all his life and he will stay standing, whatever happens to him.

I've been having a think about this quote, and I don't think he's fully thought it through. What if someone cuts off his legs, for example?

 

HolyGrail020.jpg

 

"Relegation? Debt? Is that all you've got?!"

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I've been having a think about this quote, and I don't think he's fully thought it through. What if someone cuts off his legs, for example?

 

 

Then we'd have to call him Tripod Roeder :razz:

I've been having a think about this quote, and I don't think you've fully thought it through.

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I've been having a think about this quote, and I don't think he's fully thought it through. What if someone cuts off his legs, for example?

 

 

Then we'd have to call him Tripod Roeder :dancing:

I've been having a think about this quote, and I don't think you've fully thought it through.

 

:razz:

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I've been having a think about this quote, and I don't think you've fully thought it through.

 

:razz: I think Noelie's actually gone further down this thought process than you. If you cut off his legs, then he'll be stood on his little stumps, with his cock just resting on the ground, kind of like a tripod.

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I've been having a think about this quote, and I don't think you've fully thought it through.

 

:razz: I think Noelie's actually gone further down this thought process than you. If you cut off his legs, then he'll be stood on his little stumps, with his cock just resting on the ground, kind of like a tripod.

 

To me, cutting off his legs does not equate to leaving stumps though. The whole idea of it is broken.

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I've been having a think about this quote, and I don't think you've fully thought it through.

 

:razz: I think Noelie's actually gone further down this thought process than you. If you cut off his legs, then he'll be stood on his little stumps, with his cock just resting on the ground, kind of like a tripod.

 

To me, cutting off his legs does not equate to leaving stumps though. The whole idea of it is broken.

 

The impression I'm getting would leave little stumps, or are you going to sand him down to a smooth finish after you cut a perfect arc from his bollocks to respective hips?

 

This may require pictures...actually this is surely a question for ChaCha.

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I've been having a think about this quote, and I don't think you've fully thought it through.

 

:razz: I think Noelie's actually gone further down this thought process than you. If you cut off his legs, then he'll be stood on his little stumps, with his cock just resting on the ground, kind of like a tripod.

 

To me, cutting off his legs does not equate to leaving stumps though. The whole idea of it is broken.

 

The impression I'm getting would leave little stumps, or are you going to sand him down to a smooth finish after you cut a perfect arc from his bollocks to respective hips?

 

This may require pictures...actually this is surely a question for ChaCha.

 

Maybe the problem is I'm thinking of this from my perspective. I could be described as a tripod without leg amputation.

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Maybe the problem is I'm thinking of this from my perspective. I could be described as a tripod without leg amputation.

 

No points for the giant cock hanging off your face tbh. :razz:

 

Anyway, I've had you independently evaluated, and you're officially mental, so I win.

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I've been having a think about this quote, and I don't think you've fully thought it through.

 

:razz: I think Noelie's actually gone further down this thought process than you. If you cut off his legs, then he'll be stood on his little stumps, with his cock just resting on the ground, kind of like a tripod.

 

To me, cutting off his legs does not equate to leaving stumps though. The whole idea of it is broken.

 

The impression I'm getting would leave little stumps, or are you going to sand him down to a smooth finish after you cut a perfect arc from his bollocks to respective hips?

 

This may require pictures...actually this is surely a question for ChaCha.

 

Maybe the problem is I'm thinking of this from my perspective. I could be described as a tripod without leg amputation.

 

Pogo if you love the toon.

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Glenn Roeder has stood up all his life and he will stay standing, whatever happens to him.

I've been having a think about this quote, and I don't think he's fully thought it through. What if someone cuts off his legs, for example?

 

Bet the useless cunt wasn't standing up when the docs removed his brain tumour, the only fair thing to do now is put the thing back in and hope for a relapse!

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Glenn Roeder has stood up all his life and he will stay standing, whatever happens to him.

I've been having a think about this quote, and I don't think he's fully thought it through. What if someone cuts off his legs, for example?

 

Bet the useless cunt wasn't standing up when the docs removed his brain tumour, the only fair thing to do now is put the thing back in and hope for a relapse!

 

LeazesMag will have you for that. SHAME ON YOU.

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