bobbyshinton 59 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war in Iraq. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is. 'Billy.' 'And what is your question, Billy? 'I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?' Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right question time. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is. 'Steve' 'And what is your question, Steve?' 'I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? . . . . . . . . . . . And fifth, what the fuck happened to Billy?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29580 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 7/10 today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20510 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Cheered me up a bit. 8/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curry stained pilchard 0 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 True story, iirc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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