Gemmill 44242 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 The Crows Nest at the Haymarket does cracking burgers and Steak and Ale pies. However its always busy and always full of Rahs from Newcastle Uni. The burgers used to be really nice when it was Bar Oz. I once nearly died in there. I was eating a burger and I took a too-big-for-my-gob bite. Anyway, I couldn't chew it properly so I decided to just swallow it. The next thing I know it gets stuck halfway down and completely blocks my windpipe. It just wouldn't shift and I was sat there completely unable to breathe. I just kept trying to swallow over and over again, and gradually it worked its way down and I could breathe again. It was stuck for a while though and I honestly thought that was the finish. I've mentioned this on here before but it was Christmas Eve and I remember thinking "Fuck I'm gonna die on Christmas Eve. I'm gonna ruin Christmas." I LOVE steak and ale pies from pubs an'all. Btw, Renton you mincer, this thread is about PUB GRUB, i.e. cheap and cheerful stuff to fill your belly. What are you doing reading a Michelin guide you complete faggot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Gemmill is Toontastic's very own Mama Cass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44242 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 I just had to google for that. Hey, it wasn't funny, I was convinced I was a goner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21215 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 The Crows Nest at the Haymarket does cracking burgers and Steak and Ale pies. However its always busy and always full of Rahs from Newcastle Uni. The burgers used to be really nice when it was Bar Oz. I once nearly died in there. I was eating a burger and I took a too-big-for-my-gob bite. Anyway, I couldn't chew it properly so I decided to just swallow it. The next thing I know it gets stuck halfway down and completely blocks my windpipe. It just wouldn't shift and I was sat there completely unable to breathe. I just kept trying to swallow over and over again, and gradually it worked its way down and I could breathe again. It was stuck for a while though and I honestly thought that was the finish. I've mentioned this on here before but it was Christmas Eve and I remember thinking "Fuck I'm gonna die on Christmas Eve. I'm gonna ruin Christmas." I LOVE steak and ale pies from pubs an'all. Btw, Renton you mincer, this thread is about PUB GRUB, i.e. cheap and cheerful stuff to fill your belly. What are you doing reading a Michelin guide you complete faggot! Sorry for liking proper food made by chefs rather than shit that comes from a microwave like. As long as plebs like you are happy eating offal burgers with lard wedges I guess there will be no market for decent food though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44242 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 You fucking prissy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21215 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Btw, I'm not a fan of noveau cuisine in particular, but I do prefer good, home-made food, and that is hard to come by in this region compared to others - that's my point. And the ones that do do decent food are packed out due to their scarcity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Lord knows what size portion is too big for the Gemmill's gargantuan gob! The mind boggles. *is off to google images to have a scout for Desperate Dan cow pie pic* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 (edited) Hmmmm, work needed on the correct size for posting, me thinks! Edited November 7, 2006 by snakehips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 I have to agree with resident faggot Renton on this one. Gastro pubs are hard to beat (and even harder to find). One in Mcr closed down recently 'The Bridge' and its a big loss. Yeah the food was a bit dearer but proportionately it was still cheaper than a restaurant, while also being a considerably better standard than many. The big attraction for me though wasn't the price etc but the fact you could have a proper pint or two with your meal-lock and load! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 I like nice 'gastro pubs' too as I prefer the more relaxed atmosphere compared to a posh restaurant. I've noticed a canny few places over (in Belfast) here do good food that's often made with fresh local produce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44242 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Rounded on by the gastro pub mafia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 I just had to google for that. Hey, it wasn't funny, I was convinced I was a goner. Is that a bit like a goner kebab Or just a boner ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44242 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Jesus that's rubbish! Stick to crying you big nancy boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 This thread is turning into a bit social commentary tbh. Gastro pubs-catering for the more discerning members who seem to be clear about the things that matter-ie the food, without needing the pretence of a restaurant setting. Lloyds pubs-catering for the £3.99 burgers and packet mash brigade-Those who are just about how much you get on your plate regardless of the quality as they'll generally be eating the stuff while staff are administering the heimlich manouvre-aka Gemmill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 (edited) I hate the Lloyd's bar in the Gate. And the rest of the Gate for that matter. Still, it keeps the people who like those places out of the places I like going to. Snob-tastic. EDIT: @ Sammy Edited November 7, 2006 by alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 I hate the Lloyd's bar in the Gate. And the rest of the Gate for that matter. Still, it keeps the people who like those places out of the places I like going to. Snob-tastic. EDIT: @ Sammy Wacky's Nandos testimonial on page 1 bears out your 'containment' theory nicely for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 I hate the Lloyd's bar in the Gate. And the rest of the Gate for that matter. Still, it keeps the people who like those places out of the places I like going to. Snob-tastic. EDIT: @ Sammy So this Lloyds is a bit of a containment area, then? I get the drift. "Yo, bro, whatchabaht?" "Yo, bro, man, just back fro the 'tto" "T'ghetto, bro? Ya mean Chappel Park? ( )" "Nar, bro, Lloyds at the Gate, man, bro, man 'ting, man" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Lord knows what size portion is too big for the Gemmill's gargantuan gob! The mind boggles. *is off to google images to have a scout for Desperate Dan cow pie pic* Can anyone imagine the air rage on Gemmill later when the stewardess gives him one of those diddy in flight meals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Gemmill is Toontastic's very own Mama Cass. If Mama Cass had given that sandwich to Karen Carpenter they'd both still be alive tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Gemmill will be in the air in 20 minutes time. It really makes your mind boggle at the miracle of flight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Gemmill will be in the air in 20 minutes time. It really makes your mind boggle at the miracle of flight. what have I missed? has fatlad gone away somewhere? Why wasnt I informed of this? So many possibilities for customs related tomfoolery have gone sadly amiss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10681 Posted November 7, 2006 Author Share Posted November 7, 2006 The Oak in Quorn (near Loughborough) does amazing food and the staff are top rate, not too expensive. I suppose you could describe it as a Gastro Pub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Gloucestershire abounds with fancy pubs. Lots of riverside country pubs, then towns like Cheltenham & even the smaller village-type places with a wide range of gastro pubs. I eat out regularly. Given the choice between £30 on an evening in a nice pub with friends, or £30 getting hammered/going clubbing, I know which I'd choose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Feeling slightly.. isolated maybe.. but if any of you ever end up this way the steak and chips from The Sportsman is excellent... runs about £6 for that and a drink. Good food, good beer/ales on tap, darts and pool and dead cheap for the area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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