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Lad I used to know said when he was a baby his mum was drying him off after his bath and rubbed his nipple clean off. ie it came off. He swore blind to this.

 

What the fuck was she drying him with? Sandpaper?? :)

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Remember that though. When your mam would dry your hair as a kid with a towel and yer fucker she would nearly rub the lot off. I wouldn't be surprised at all if some lad's nipple was a casualty of overly-vigorous motherly towel-drying.

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Remember that though. When your mam would dry your hair as a kid with a towel and yer fucker she would nearly rub the lot off. I wouldn't be surprised at all if some lad's nipple was a casualty of overly-vigorous motherly towel-drying.

 

In your case I reckon it was probably a quite deliberate attempt on your mams part to rub all your hair off.

 

That pic of you in your pj's, man! It looks like they used to give you a glass of mercury to drink before bedtime instead of milk. Fucking weird.

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Remember that though. When your mam would dry your hair as a kid with a towel and yer fucker she would nearly rub the lot off. I wouldn't be surprised at all if some lad's nipple was a casualty of overly-vigorous motherly towel-drying.

 

In your case I reckon it was probably a quite deliberate attempt on your mams part to rub all your hair off.

 

That pic of you in your pj's, man! It looks like they used to give you a glass of mercury to drink before bedtime instead of milk. Fucking weird.

 

:)

 

That scene in the wall is horrific like, thanks for giving me mental images of bleeding nipple holes Oba and Alex. Also reminds me of American psycho when he bites some lasses nipple off.

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Remember that though. When your mam would dry your hair as a kid with a towel and yer fucker she would nearly rub the lot off. I wouldn't be surprised at all if some lad's nipple was a casualty of overly-vigorous motherly towel-drying.

 

In your case I reckon it was probably a quite deliberate attempt on your mams part to rub all your hair off.

 

That pic of you in your pj's, man! It looks like they used to give you a glass of mercury to drink before bedtime instead of milk. Fucking weird.

 

I do look a bit Children of the Corn like.

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That scene in the wall is horrific like, thanks for giving me mental images of bleeding nipple holes Oba and Alex. Also reminds me of American psycho when he bites some lasses nipple off.

 

It actually occured to me while I was watching the Palermo match, no idea why, but noticing the effect it had on the girlfriend, I thought I'd better come on here and spread the love.

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That scene in the wall is horrific like, thanks for giving me mental images of bleeding nipple holes Oba and Alex. Also reminds me of American psycho when he bites some lasses nipple off.

 

It actually occured to me while I was watching the Palermo match, no idea why, but noticing the effect it had on the girlfriend, I thought I'd better come on here and spread the love.

 

I've not seen either film so I'm a bit confused. Do you mean to say you were biting your lasses nipples during the Palermo match?

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I've not seen either film so I'm a bit confused. Do you mean to say you were biting your lasses nipples during the Palermo match?

 

It's been nearly 8 years, man, we barely speak to each other. :)

 

If I explain the thought process on here that involved me going from thinking I needed a shave, to wondering what would happen if you accidentally shaved your nipples off, I'd be in trouble.

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That scene in the wall is horrific like, thanks for giving me mental images of bleeding nipple holes Oba and Alex. Also reminds me of American psycho when he bites some lasses nipple off.

 

It actually occured to me while I was watching the Palermo match, no idea why, but noticing the effect it had on the girlfriend, I thought I'd better come on here and spread the love.

 

I've not seen either film so I'm a bit confused. Do you mean to say you were biting your lasses nipples during the Palermo match?

 

Shaving them tbh.

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I've not seen either film so I'm a bit confused. Do you mean to say you were biting your lasses nipples during the Palermo match?

 

It's been nearly 8 years, man, we barely speak to each other. :)

 

If I explain the thought process on here that involved me going from thinking I needed a shave, to wondering what would happen if you accidentally shaved your nipples off, I'd be in trouble.

 

Were you wearing your peephole Pringle at the time?

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That scene in the wall is horrific like, thanks for giving me mental images of bleeding nipple holes Oba and Alex. Also reminds me of American psycho when he bites some lasses nipple off.

 

It actually occured to me while I was watching the Palermo match, no idea why, but noticing the effect it had on the girlfriend, I thought I'd better come on here and spread the love.

 

I've not seen either film so I'm a bit confused. Do you mean to say you were biting your lasses nipples during the Palermo match?

 

Shaving them tbh.

 

:)

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