The Onion

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It's been a long time since I checked up on this, but digging out the thing about mothers and the internet for Meenzer got me re-enjoying it. This is pretty good:

 

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/46453

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It's not a must-read for me like it was several years ago, but there's still some class stuff on there.

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'According to Sanderson, the most discouraging revelation came when he viewed Courtneee's "More Pics" section, in which she reportedly looks "way older" than she does in her featured front-page photo.

 

"When I saw the other pictures, I was like, 'How old is this girl, 15?'"'

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Herbert Kornfeld or whatever is name is is a legend. I used to piss myself reading them.

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Former Marine Sniper Slapped With 3,000-Yard Restraining Order

 

November 1, 2006 | Issue 42•44

 

 

MACON, GA—Citing Emily Holman's right to feel safe traversing vast open spaces, especially when within visual range of clock towers, parking structures, and tall buildings, a judge awarded the 28-year-old a 3,000-yard restraining order yesterday against her former boyfriend, retired Marine sniper Gordon Lee Blackwood. "When we broke up he started calling me 10 times a day from his job," said Holman, who realized Blackwood's office building, which had an open, flat roof, was only 1,800 yards away. "He had me flinching every time I saw sunlight glinting off any surface within two and a half miles." Blackwood would not comment on the judge's decision, saying only that he still loved Holman and was trying to understand the distance and crosswinds that separated them