Kevin Carr's Gloves 3710 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Right. This Hallowe'en shit is not going well. I left work at 7.50am and went straight to Tesco's to buy: 3 witches hats 6 toffee apples a bag of Golden Delicious apples to do dunking with. 45 minutes later I found myself at the checkout with a trolley full of a months groceries (well, while I was there I thought I may as well do a bit shopping) including 6 pairs of false fangs, some plastic bats and 3 new tops, and I eventually spent £116. I makes my way home with about 10 bags of shopping, gets to the front door to find no house keys in my handbag so have had to phone my dad to drive over with the spare set. I have been sat on the front step like a mong with all my shopping stood round me for 25 minutes Bastard. It's even funnier now I can picture the front of your house with you sat there. Sad-sack expression on her face. With the two cats sat at the window giving her the Vs. Nope, just Florence. Stood there staring at me with a "What the fuck are you DOING?! I need BREAKFAST and you're just sat there!!" look on her face. You all deserve to have a thoroughly awful day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Right. This Hallowe'en shit is not going well. I left work at 7.50am and went straight to Tesco's to buy: 3 witches hats 6 toffee apples a bag of Golden Delicious apples to do dunking with. 45 minutes later I found myself at the checkout with a trolley full of a months groceries (well, while I was there I thought I may as well do a bit shopping) including 6 pairs of false fangs, some plastic bats and 3 new tops, and I eventually spent £116. I makes my way home with about 10 bags of shopping, gets to the front door to find no house keys in my handbag so have had to phone my dad to drive over with the spare set. I have been sat on the front step like a mong with all my shopping stood round me for 25 minutes Bastard. It's even funnier now I can picture the front of your house with you sat there. Sad-sack expression on her face. With the two cats sat at the window giving her the Vs. Nope, just Florence. Stood there staring at me with a "What the fuck are you DOING?! I need BREAKFAST and you're just sat there!!" look on her face. You all deserve to have a thoroughly awful day. Hey! Divvent lump me in with that bunch or meffs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 31, 2006 Author Share Posted October 31, 2006 You made your dad drive all the way from Washington when your housekeys were a ten-minute walk away? I'm APPALLED! I've only just found out they were at work, you retard. Oi! NO NEED! And besides, I'm not the one that left their keys at work and now has piles from sitting on a doorstep, MONGO. Shut up! I have not got piles. I'm having a cup of tea and I'm going to bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3710 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Right. This Hallowe'en shit is not going well. I left work at 7.50am and went straight to Tesco's to buy: 3 witches hats 6 toffee apples a bag of Golden Delicious apples to do dunking with. 45 minutes later I found myself at the checkout with a trolley full of a months groceries (well, while I was there I thought I may as well do a bit shopping) including 6 pairs of false fangs, some plastic bats and 3 new tops, and I eventually spent £116. I makes my way home with about 10 bags of shopping, gets to the front door to find no house keys in my handbag so have had to phone my dad to drive over with the spare set. I have been sat on the front step like a mong with all my shopping stood round me for 25 minutes Bastard. It's even funnier now I can picture the front of your house with you sat there. Sad-sack expression on her face. With the two cats sat at the window giving her the Vs. Nope, just Florence. Stood there staring at me with a "What the fuck are you DOING?! I need BREAKFAST and you're just sat there!!" look on her face. You all deserve to have a thoroughly awful day. Hey! Divvent lump me in with that bunch or meffs! Everyone on here deserves a miserable day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 31, 2006 Author Share Posted October 31, 2006 Right. This Hallowe'en shit is not going well. I left work at 7.50am and went straight to Tesco's to buy: 3 witches hats 6 toffee apples a bag of Golden Delicious apples to do dunking with. 45 minutes later I found myself at the checkout with a trolley full of a months groceries (well, while I was there I thought I may as well do a bit shopping) including 6 pairs of false fangs, some plastic bats and 3 new tops, and I eventually spent £116. I makes my way home with about 10 bags of shopping, gets to the front door to find no house keys in my handbag so have had to phone my dad to drive over with the spare set. I have been sat on the front step like a mong with all my shopping stood round me for 25 minutes Bastard. It's even funnier now I can picture the front of your house with you sat there. Sad-sack expression on her face. With the two cats sat at the window giving her the Vs. Nope, just Florence. Stood there staring at me with a "What the fuck are you DOING?! I need BREAKFAST and you're just sat there!!" look on her face. You all deserve to have a thoroughly awful day. Hey! Divvent lump me in with that bunch or meffs! Everyone on here deserves a miserable day. Did someone spit on your cornflakes this morning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42666 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 What's up with you like, happiness? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42666 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 You made your dad drive all the way from Washington when your housekeys were a ten-minute walk away? I'm APPALLED! I've only just found out they were at work, you retard. Oi! NO NEED! And besides, I'm not the one that left their keys at work and now has piles from sitting on a doorstep, MONGO. Shut up! I have not got piles. I'm having a cup of tea and I'm going to bed Piley-bum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 You made your dad drive all the way from Washington when your housekeys were a ten-minute walk away? I'm APPALLED! I've only just found out they were at work, you retard. Oi! NO NEED! And besides, I'm not the one that left their keys at work and now has piles from sitting on a doorstep, MONGO. Shut up! I have not got piles. I'm having a cup of tea and I'm going to bed I'm on my way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 31, 2006 Author Share Posted October 31, 2006 You made your dad drive all the way from Washington when your housekeys were a ten-minute walk away? I'm APPALLED! I've only just found out they were at work, you retard. Oi! NO NEED! And besides, I'm not the one that left their keys at work and now has piles from sitting on a doorstep, MONGO. Shut up! I have not got piles. I'm having a cup of tea and I'm going to bed I'm on my way Marvellous. You can help me put the bastard shopping away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3710 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Right. This Hallowe'en shit is not going well. I left work at 7.50am and went straight to Tesco's to buy: 3 witches hats 6 toffee apples a bag of Golden Delicious apples to do dunking with. 45 minutes later I found myself at the checkout with a trolley full of a months groceries (well, while I was there I thought I may as well do a bit shopping) including 6 pairs of false fangs, some plastic bats and 3 new tops, and I eventually spent £116. I makes my way home with about 10 bags of shopping, gets to the front door to find no house keys in my handbag so have had to phone my dad to drive over with the spare set. I have been sat on the front step like a mong with all my shopping stood round me for 25 minutes Bastard. It's even funnier now I can picture the front of your house with you sat there. Sad-sack expression on her face. With the two cats sat at the window giving her the Vs. Nope, just Florence. Stood there staring at me with a "What the fuck are you DOING?! I need BREAKFAST and you're just sat there!!" look on her face. You all deserve to have a thoroughly awful day. Hey! Divvent lump me in with that bunch or meffs! Everyone on here deserves a miserable day. Did someone spit on your cornflakes this morning? It was me birthday yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42666 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 I'm pretty sure it didn't appear on the front page, KCG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Look who I spotted Halloween'en... and then Cath with her mates... I bought a big bag of kets yesterday in my lunch hour, and a witches hat so I look the part when I answer the door, yeah yeah I can hear yaz saying I dont need it! anyways, I got back to the office and we scranned all the kets, and I havent had time to buy anymore. Ive answered the door twice now wearing my hat! and told the bairns that the Troll has pinched all the kets, bet they have bad dreams tonight now about the witch who lives down the street with a Troll muahahahahaaaaaaa! I'm now in hiding, as there were 5 bairns the 1st time and then another 3, I'll be skint if anymore come! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Happy brotherween Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Fiest group of bairns knocked on the door about 5.10. i told them all the stuff i bought had already gone and they were too late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 31, 2006 Author Share Posted October 31, 2006 Well we're having great fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Well we're having great fun Yip, they are a proper bunch of witches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 (edited) What do you reckon of my handywork on the bairns pumpkin? Edited October 31, 2006 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42666 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Who's got Night Owls on. I'm in bed with the lights out, ready to cack my pants. Wor Alan's in the Czech Republic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 (edited) Just put it on, bet you alan the perv has been up a few hookers over there. Edited October 31, 2006 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras 243 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 I found this comic rather amusing and interesting: The storyline begins here: http://somethingpositive.net/sp10042006.shtml And proceeds to go for another eight or nine strips. Worth a read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6581 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Battery was suitably removed from the doorbell. One twat decided that trying to batter my door down was a good idea. His trick was me with a foul temper having not slept since Charlotte went into hospital. And seeing as he was about 16 and not dressed in a scrap of halloween gear, I don't feel at all guilty. Thieving arseholes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15121 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Well we're having great fun So I see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42666 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 No ghosts yet on Night Owls, the ginger charlatan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 488 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Got Night Owls on aswell. Wish he'd get his arse in gear. Am ready to nod off but want to hear him get to the place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 We've had none of the little scrotes tonight, thank god. The house that backs on to ours is having a fucking party though and I've gotta be up at 7. Wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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