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Camping with MR S. True story (?)


bobbyshinton
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Sorry have not been on much since Friday

 

Been to Planky Mill at the weekend camping, me woor lass and woor youngen.

 

 

 

In the next field woor youngen sees a horse with a huge erection and says to woor lass.

 

 

" Mam what is that hanging from the horse".

 

 

 

Woor lass gets all embarrassed and says "Errr it's.... ummmm.... it's nothing son.....ummm .....errr just go and ask your dad".

 

 

So woor youngen comes to me and asks me the same question.

 

 

I un ashamedly says " Well son, that is the horse's penis and he is excited so he has an erection".

 

 

 

Woor youngen looks puzzled and says "Well how come when I asked Mam, she said it was nothing"

 

I say proudly

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" Well, you see son, over the years your Mam has just been fucking spoilt". :icon_lol: you wish :lol:

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