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I fucking loved Robert. At least he had a bit of character about him. Having said that, we got shot at the right time, and I wouldn't have him back.

 

EDIT: Character as in personality.

 

I remember a story about him flying to France one time, and he left his bag unattended so there was a bomb scare. The bag contained: A toothbrush, some boxers, an ipod, and 200 condoms. :unsure:

 

Only serves to increase my respect for the man.

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I fucking loved Robert. At least he had a bit of character about him. Having said that, we got shot at the right time, and I wouldn't have him back.

 

EDIT: Character as in personality.

 

I remember a story about him flying to France one time, and he left his bag unattended so there was a bomb scare. The bag contained: A toothbrush, some boxers, an ipod, and 200 condoms. :unsure:

 

Only serves to increase my respect for the man.

 

 

Why, it's not like you'd use a few on the bunny boiling psycho that wants your man juice!

Just because you're carrying them doesn't mean they will be used for what they are intended. :(

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I fucking loved Robert. At least he had a bit of character about him. Having said that, we got shot at the right time, and I wouldn't have him back.

 

EDIT: Character as in personality.

 

I remember a story about him flying to France one time, and he left his bag unattended so there was a bomb scare. The bag contained: A toothbrush, some boxers, an ipod, and 200 condoms. :unsure:

 

Only serves to increase my respect for the man.

 

 

Why, it's not like you'd use a few on the bunny boiling psycho that wants your man juice!

 

I think he would tbh, the last thing he wants to do is knock her up. :(

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Guest Patrokles

I fucking loved Robert. At least he had a bit of character about him. Having said that, we got shot at the right time, and I wouldn't have him back.

 

EDIT: Character as in personality.

 

I remember a story about him flying to France one time, and he left his bag unattended so there was a bomb scare. The bag contained: A toothbrush, some boxers, an ipod, and 200 condoms. :unsure:

 

Only serves to increase my respect for the man.

 

 

Why, it's not like you'd use a few on the bunny boiling psycho that wants your man juice!

Just because you're carrying them doesn't mean they will be used for what they are intended. :(

 

I meant more the whole travel light philosophy! Just the bare essentials. Which, for him, obviously includes a lot of contraception.

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I fucking loved Robert. At least he had a bit of character about him. Having said that, we got shot at the right time, and I wouldn't have him back.

 

EDIT: Character as in personality.

 

I remember a story about him flying to France one time, and he left his bag unattended so there was a bomb scare. The bag contained: A toothbrush, some boxers, an ipod, and 200 condoms. :unsure:

 

Only serves to increase my respect for the man.

 

 

Why, it's not like you'd use a few on the bunny boiling psycho that wants your man juice!

 

I think he would tbh, the last thing he wants to do is knock her up. :(

 

ugh, don't. Terrifying thought.

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I fucking loved Robert. At least he had a bit of character about him. Having said that, we got shot at the right time, and I wouldn't have him back.

 

EDIT: Character as in personality.

 

I remember a story about him flying to France one time, and he left his bag unattended so there was a bomb scare. The bag contained: A toothbrush, some boxers, an ipod, and 200 condoms. :unsure:

 

Only serves to increase my respect for the man.

 

 

Why, it's not like you'd use a few on the bunny boiling psycho that wants your man juice!

Just because you're carrying them doesn't mean they will be used for what they are intended. :(

 

I meant more the whole travel light philosophy! Just the bare essentials. Which, for him, obviously includes a lot of contraception.

 

So basically you're saying he need a lot because it gets away a bit quick for him?

You'd have to be because it's not as if he'd beat his man in the end :(

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"I really loved my time there as I enjoyed English football and I'd love to come back if (chairman) Freddy Shepherd would have me," said Robert.

 

He obviously knows how this place is ran, no mention of Roeder, purely if the chairman will take me.

 

Nail-on-heed!

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I reckon we'll have Centre Partin' banging on the door next wanting to be taken back.

 

Surely we can do something for him? We give our so called 'war heros' servicemen's pensions yet what provision is made for millionaire former footballers? I think the toon should become a social club for these loyal servants. Freddy could be a Ted Bovis-esque compere.

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No chance he is coming back here, unless the chairman is so bone-idle that he'll forget about the defence again and sign a player in a position where we currently have an abundance in talent.

 

I'd take him back on a free transfer and £50 a week.

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