My Oldest Song

[curry stained pilchard 0]

Since Patrokles showcased his newest track, I thought I'd showcase my oldest track...

 

Turn you speakers up to the hilt as it's a low recording...

 

Headless Chicken, Cold Turkey

 

I wanna dry freeze your head,

Kick it off keep it in my shed.

Maybe then you'll feel like me,

Headless chicken, cold turkey.

 

I wanna push your face in a sieve,

'cause all you do is take not give.

And when you try to pull away,

I'd run you down on the motorway.

 

And when you think you've had enough,

I'll be back to strut my stuff.

And when you think you want no more,

I'll be back with my 2 by 4.

 

You've heard the saying sticks and stones,

Well now's the time to break you bones.

Decapitation is hard labour,

So I'll use the force with my lightsaber.

 

I've gone and dry-freezed your head,

I kicked it off now I keep it in my shed.

Maybe now you feel like me,

Headless chicken, cold turkey.

Edited October 27, 2006 by Fat Boy

[Guest Patrokles]

Decapitation is hard labour,

So I'll use the force with my lightsaber.

 

Is a terrific line.

[Tom 14011]

wouldve been hit for nirvana

[curry stained pilchard 0]

Decapitation is hard labour,

So I'll use the force with my lightsaber.

 

Is a terrific line.

Hehe cheers! I'd have to agree...