Brock Manson 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 There was a woman on the beach without any arms or legs, and crying. A man came along and asked her what the matter was. She tells him that she has not been hugged before, so he picks her up and hugs her. The next day she is still there crying, the same man comes along and asks her what the matter is. She tells him that she has not been kissed before, so he picks her up and kisses her. The next day she's still there crying, and same man comes along again. He asks her sternly what the matter is and she tells him that she has not been fucked before. So the man picks her up, walks to the end of the pier, and throws her in the sea and says: "Now you're fucked." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 I'd imagine she'd just bob about tbh. Probably get washed back to shore if the tide was coming in an all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad-on-the-cocks 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Bobby won't be happy using his cathphrase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4196 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 deserves a one day ban Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 deserves a one day ban Who? Bobby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Worse than one of Bobby's, no mean feat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Worse than one of Bobby's, no mean feat. Gets partial credit for the comedy beard though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Yeah, the punchline was fairly obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22622 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Utter shite joke tbh, but the thread has the potential to digress into the benefits of having sex with women with no limbs I suppose. Anyone seen Boxing Helena? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Worse than one of Bobby's, no mean feat. No hands, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Utter shite joke tbh, but the thread has the potential to digress into the benefits of having sex with women with no limbs I suppose. Anyone seen Boxing Helena? That film about boxes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Jesus I'm bored. Someone do the jokes about getting her legless and then trying to get a leg over etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47463 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 She could get work down the local baths as a talking float. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 She could get work down the local baths as a talking float. was her name bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Author Share Posted October 25, 2006 I'd put money on someone else posting this joke and it getting a good response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 I'd put money on someone else posting this joke and it getting a good response. First the beard, and the now the persecution complex? This can't end well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Utter shite joke tbh, but the thread has the potential to digress into the benefits of having sex with women with no limbs I suppose. Anyone seen Boxing Helena? Yes, fucking awful is an understatement tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47463 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Utter shite joke tbh, but the thread has the potential to digress into the benefits of having sex with women with no limbs I suppose. Anyone seen Boxing Helena? Yes, fucking awful is an understatement tbh. Julian Sands is the hammiest actor in the known universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 No one could have rescued that script tbh. I only watched it for Sherilyn Fenn tbh and I prefer her with limbs anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22622 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 I'd put money on someone else posting this joke and it getting a good response. First the beard, and the now the persecution complex? This can't end well... Crucifixion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Author Share Posted October 25, 2006 There's nothing wrong with the fucking beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Crucifixion? From waaay down town. He shoots, he scores! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 There's nothing wrong with the fucking beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 There's nothing wrong with the fucking beard. Crafty buggers. I hope you got his pot o' gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47463 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 There's nothing wrong with the fucking beard. What a prick. Facial hair like that is a crime at any age, but at his age?! Dickhead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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