bobbyshinton 59 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 I posted me yesterdays on N-O I know you wish I did that every day here goes, Bloke walks in a pub and orders 10 double whiskies. barman puts them on the bar. the bloke downs the lot in about 20 seconds. The barman says "fuck me, you drank them quick" to which the bloke replies "so would you if you had what ive got". the barman says "why what have you got?" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . the bloke says " about 12 pence!" ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombadil 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 That one was actually good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 8/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44109 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 It's like the bit in Roadhouse (classic movie btw ) where the bloke says he'll pay this lad $50 if he lets him feel his lasses tits. So he's sat there groping away and pissing himself laughing, so the lad asks him what he's laughing for and he goes "I ain't got 50 bucks " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 haha pretty good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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