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An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing

home.

 

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if

there was anything wrong.

 

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, my Private Part died today, and I am

very sad."

 

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she

replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences."

 

The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his

Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr.

Goldstein,"

 

she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that..

 

Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas."

 

But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, " I told you yesterday that my

Private Part died."

 

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"

 

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"Well," he replied, "Today's the viewing." :icon_lol::o

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Michael Jackson is on a damaged plane with his bodygaurd and a bunch of little boys.

There are only 2 parachutes. The plane is losing control and is going to crash.

Bodygaurd:C'mon, we need to get off the plane!

Michael:What about the kids?

Bodygaurd:Fuck the kids.

Michael: Do you think we'll have time?

 

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