bobbyshinton 59 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, my Private Part died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences." The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas." But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, " I told you yesterday that my Private Part died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" . . . . . . . . . . "Well," he replied, "Today's the viewing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Brock Manson 0 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Michael Jackson is on a damaged plane with his bodygaurd and a bunch of little boys. There are only 2 parachutes. The plane is losing control and is going to crash. Bodygaurd:C'mon, we need to get off the plane! Michael:What about the kids? Bodygaurd:Fuck the kids. Michael: Do you think we'll have time? Yes it's old, but this thread needs saving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 That was a terrible one, bobby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 (edited) Edited October 23, 2006 by Besty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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