Mad-on-the-cocks 0 Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 I know its a Newcastle forum but to------ morrow to me is better than the blue cunts down the bottom of my street to the cunts in my pub, let it begin. Bindippers unite to knock fuck out the shite haha, hello Ugly Mackem © Nigel Shaw It's the battle of the East Lancs Road, A commercial rivalry 100 years old, About shipping & spinning, silver & gold, It's the Reds against the Mancs. It's Melwood guile v. Fergie's bile How easy is that twat to rile ? It's his grimace v. a wry Scouse smile, It's the Reds against the Mancs. “It's like Catalans or Basques versus Real,” Said red-hearted Carra to his new Spanish Pals "It’s more important than the ‘Mundial’ It’s the Reds against the Mancs." “Oh aye it’s better than the best bullfights When Stevie tackles those gobshites Get into Neville & punch out his lights It’s the Reds against the Mancs." It’s Viva España ! Andele, andele ! It's Momo getting stuck into Rooney - Olé ! Is Dirk Kuyt going to make Rio’s day. For the Reds against the Mancs ? "F*ck their Shreks and Smiths & their treasons This one's for love - not money reasons Let's make it a habit, like we did for seasons, Let's twat these fuckin Mancs " It's whisky breath v. fine Spanish wine, We'll lay it down and take our time - Show the youngsters how, in a few years time They’ll twat these fuckin Mancs. It's Liverpool lads v. in-breds from Bury How ugly is horse-face ? Is right ! Very ! It's singing about Posh Spice, making merry, It's the Reds against the Mancs. It's Flash Gerrard against Emperor Ming It's having dreams and songs to sing Not letting the Dark Lord get your ring ! It's the Reds against the Mancs. It's the Enterprise v. the Clingons of course It's Star wars - can you feel the force ? It's Red Rum against any other horse, It's the Reds against the Mancs. It's Robin Hood v. Bad King John and the Sheriff, rolled into one It's a people's insurrecti-on It's the Reds against the Mancs. It's a club for people versus one for profit It's about a pedestal and getting them off it Their jammy Camp Nou win ? They can stuff it ! It's the Reds against the Mancs. Though they no longer are a PLC It’s still “us-us-us” v. “me-me-me” Like Militant v. Maggie T, It's the Reds against the Mancs. Our club’s revived, the stats revised It's about the numbers Eighteen and FIVE They won’t overtake us while we’re alive It’s the Reds against the Mancs ! It's ha ha ha, it's hee hee hee It's Bryan Robson's got VD, If he comes too close he'll give it to me It's the Reds against the Mancs. It's Carlsberg versus Vodaphone It’s nick nack paddy wack, give the dog a bone It's Man United fuck off home It's the Reds against the Mancs. It's Georgie Best , superstar, Pink frilly knickers and a playtex bra Shagging fast birds & crashing fast cars It's the Reds against the Mancs. It's not about a bandwagon & jumping on When the bubble bursts they'll be gone First ones off are the last ones on It's the Reds against the Mancs. It's Pete Wiley v. Morrissey The Bunnymen v. Joy Division Cast against the Stone Roses, ....OK some you lose It's hearing "In your Liverpool slums !" It's "Posh Spice takes it up the bum" It's boring, boring "Sign On ! Sign On !" It's the Reds against the Mancs. It's NO SONGS PLEASE ABOUT 58 Even if they provoke or intimidate - We've had far too much of that, mate, It's the Reds against the Mancs. It's a meaningless devil in your crest Or a Liverbird upon your chest For we are men of Shankly's best It's the Reds against the Mancs. It's usually at ungodly hours of morning Thanks to Sky & "police warnings" The atmosphere is not heart-warming It's the Reds against the Mancs. It's about who needs to catch who up, It's ding-dong battles in League and Cup It's when we needed him, Danny stepped up It's the Reds against the Mancs. Both cities have suffered past neglect, It’s been up to both clubs to earn respect: Reap what you sow, cause & effect, It's the Reds against the Mancs. It's about your head, about your heart Your identity, history, your craft and art It's 40 miles, but worlds apart It's the Reds against the Mancs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 Can someone...explain this to me? I;m slightly innebriated so I'm a bit... yknow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad-on-the-cocks 0 Posted October 22, 2006 Author Share Posted October 22, 2006 Don't read it, last years post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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