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After much lobbying of MEP's, I am happy to announce that the Vapourise Fatty Death star has been comissioned by the Parky Foundation. Obviously the logistics and breath of this project means that it will be some years till this futuristic weapon will come on-line. Once online it will test fire a proton beam that will innitially just tickle Terry Mac's head and turn his hair a jet death star black. The second firing of this awesome instrument will be the kill strike on FF himself.

 

Other targets of merits are currently being considered.

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:) Eejit!

 

Although I have received a number of hysterical pm's to put Gemma on the list, my need for his dry wit is far too great for me to ever consider this option.

 

An album of 'space music' will be released in the promotional buildup of this jaw dropping and stupefying project.

 

Titles under consideration are:

 

'The love ray that kills'. (Telescope Mix)

 

'More fun with particle weapons' (Schneider V extended cut Bowie intro).

 

'I'm in orbit - You took the wrong pill' (Shadows of Empire bonus track).

 

 

Suggestions welcome.

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After much lobbying of MEP's, I am happy to announce that the Vapourise Fatty Death star has been comissioned by the Parky Foundation. Obviously the logistics and breath of this project means that it will be some years till this futuristic weapon will come on-line. Once online it will test fire a proton beam that will innitially just tickle Terry Mac's head and turn his hair a jet death star black. The second firing of this awesome instrument will be the kill strike on FF himself.

 

Other targets of merits are currently being considered.

 

The death star was silver surely.

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Could it be used to incinerate a new contract before Titus has chance to sign it?

 

 

Dear Doctor,

 

Thank you for your interest in out 'little' project. As someone familiar with the hypocratic oath, I feel it is neccessary to point out that a painless death for for Titus would be preferable than the destroying of any embossed club stationary.

 

Hope this helps.

 

Parkystien.

 

:)

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After much lobbying of MEP's, I am happy to announce that the Vapourise Fatty Death star has been comissioned by the Parky Foundation. Obviously the logistics and breath of this project means that it will be some years till this futuristic weapon will come on-line. Once online it will test fire a proton beam that will innitially just tickle Terry Mac's head and turn his hair a jet death star black. The second firing of this awesome instrument will be the kill strike on FF himself.

 

Other targets of merits are currently being considered.

 

The death star was silver surely.

 

This is a common misconception amongst laymen as yourself. Furthermore I cannot reveal any classifyied data from the ongoing afformentioned project apart from the fact that the 'beam' is tinged with a heavenly silvery aura.

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More importantly, will it eliminate ALL FATTIES, or just the specific target?

 

You're just getting me excited. I like the thinking behing your kind suggestion and promise to bring it up at the next targetting conferance (Tea provided with souvenier death star sugar globes).

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After much lobbying of MEP's, I am happy to announce that the Vapourise Fatty Death star has been comissioned by the Parky Foundation. Obviously the logistics and breath of this project means that it will be some years till this futuristic weapon will come on-line. Once online it will test fire a proton beam that will innitially just tickle Terry Mac's head and turn his hair a jet death star black. The second firing of this awesome instrument will be the kill strike on FF himself.

 

Other targets of merits are currently being considered.

 

It breathes? :)

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More importantly, will it eliminate ALL FATTIES, or just the specific target?

 

You're just getting me excited. I like the thinking behing your kind suggestion and promise to bring it up at the next targetting conferance (Tea provided with souvenier death star sugar globes).

 

Can we extend it to everyone I don't like, or wouldn't like?

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