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My favoutite metal lyrics:

 

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin

That's what I said.

The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand

Or so I have read.

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.

I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.

Big bottom

Big bottom

Talk about bum cakes,

My gal's got 'em.

Big bottom,

Drive me out of my mind.

How can I leave this behind?

I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day

You know what I mean.

I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday

You know what I mean.

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights

Big game's waiting there inside her tights

Big bottom

Big bottom

Talk about mud flaps

My gal's got 'em.

Big bottom

Drive me out of my mind.

How can I leave this behind?

 

:)

 

At least that's funny though. Who wrote that anyway?

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Personally, I find POWER METAL lyrics preferable to these deep and meaningfuls. I mean, how can you listen to Manowar and take it seriously? You can't! That's why it's enjoyable:

 

By moonlight we ride

Ten thousands side by side

With swords drawn held high

Our whips and armours shine

Hail to thee our infantry

Still brave beyond the grave

All have sworn the eternal vow

The time to strike is now

[Chorus:]

Kill, kill, Oh !

Kill, kill, Oh !

Kill, kill, Oh !

Kill, kill, Oh !

Gone are the days when freedom shone

Now blood and steel meet bone

In the light of the battle's way

The sands of time will shade

How proud our soldiers stand

With mace and chain in hand

Sound the charge into glory ride

Over the top of the vanguished pride

[Chorus:]

Victory, victory, Oh !

Victory, victory, Oh !

Victory, victory, Oh !

Victory, victory, Oh !

To the battle we ride

We crossed a starlit sky

No space no time

We'll catch the wind

Strange losses, men died

We crossed a starlit sky

And still no space or time

We'll catch the wind

[Chorus:]

Kill, kill, Oh !

Kill, kill, Oh !

Kill, kill, Oh !

Kill, kill, Oh !

Sound of charge into glory ride

Over the top of the anguished pride

By moonlight we ride

Ten thousand side by side

[Chorus:]

Kill, kill, Oh !

Kill, kill, Oh !

Kill, kill, Oh !

Kill, kill, Oh !

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There seems to be some sort of misguided belief on here that I like Erasure. :)

 

I take it you think that Metallica stuff is poetry btw, since you felt the need to defend it. <_<

 

Not really, as I said at the start, I find them hilarious.

 

I just find it funny that someone who seems to be amusical wants to wade in and slag other peoples taste off. :)

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My favoutite metal lyrics:

 

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin

That's what I said.

The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand

Or so I have read.

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.

I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.

Big bottom

Big bottom

Talk about bum cakes,

My gal's got 'em.

Big bottom,

Drive me out of my mind.

How can I leave this behind?

I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day

You know what I mean.

I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday

You know what I mean.

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights

Big game's waiting there inside her tights

Big bottom

Big bottom

Talk about mud flaps

My gal's got 'em.

Big bottom

Drive me out of my mind.

How can I leave this behind?

 

:)

 

At least that's funny though. Who wrote that anyway?

 

 

Well it was Spinal Tap. But see, you can't tell the difference between a real metal band and a spoof.

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My favoutite metal lyrics:

 

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin

That's what I said.

The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand

Or so I have read.

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.

I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.

Big bottom

Big bottom

Talk about bum cakes,

My gal's got 'em.

Big bottom,

Drive me out of my mind.

How can I leave this behind?

I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day

You know what I mean.

I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday

You know what I mean.

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights

Big game's waiting there inside her tights

Big bottom

Big bottom

Talk about mud flaps

My gal's got 'em.

Big bottom

Drive me out of my mind.

How can I leave this behind?

 

:)

 

At least that's funny though. Who wrote that anyway?

 

Sex Farm is better.

 

Ploughing through your pea-patch,

Poking your hay

 

<_<

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There seems to be some sort of misguided belief on here that I like Erasure. :)

 

I take it you think that Metallica stuff is poetry btw, since you felt the need to defend it. <_<

 

Not really, as I said at the start, I find them hilarious.

 

I just find it funny that someone who seems to be amusical wants to wade in and slag other peoples taste off. :)

 

Slagging off is what I do best. It's my forte. :blush:

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Not joking. Even if it is GCSE standard poetry, it can still be deep and meaningful, and besides some GCSE poetry is very famous and impressive, no?

 

I'm sure you like bands where the song-writer isn't a poetic genius, but can still write good lyrics.

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Not joking. Even if it is GCSE standard poetry, it can still be deep and meaningful, and besides some GCSE poetry is very famous and impressive, no?

 

I'm sure you like bands where the song-writer isn't a poetic genius, but can still write good lyrics.

 

Inspiration, I'd stop there if I were you. :)

 

Edit: btw when Gemmill said GCSE standard, I assumed he meant written by someone doing their GCSE, not written by a poet on the syllabus.

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Not joking. Even if it is GCSE standard poetry, it can still be deep and meaningful, and besides some GCSE poetry is very famous and impressive, no?

 

I'm sure you like bands where the song-writer isn't a poetic genius, but can still write good lyrics.

 

I think the GCSE bit referred to the age of the student, not the poetry studied at GCSE level.

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That would still be a big exaggeration tbh.

 

And anyway, you asked for deep and meaningful, so I gave you it...

 

No you didn't! :)<_<

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Tbh, I'm not bothered with what you say, but it's not hindering the fact metal DOES have a lot of deep and meaningful lyrics.

 

Show us some of them, please.

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Tbh, I'm not bothered with what you say, but it's not hindering the fact metal DOES have a lot of deep and meaningful lyrics.

 

Show us some of them, please.

 

The ballad of Jimi Hendrix doesnt get more deep or meaningful.

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Show us some of them, please.

 

Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind

People think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time

 

All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy,

Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify

 

Can you help me occupy my brain?

Oh yeah

 

I need someone to show me the things in life that I can't find,

I can't see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind

 

Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry

Happiness I can not feel and love to me is so unreal

 

And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state

I tell you to enjoy life, I wish I could but (it's/I'm) too late

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Show us some of them, please.

 

Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind

People think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time

 

All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy,

Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify

 

Can you help me occupy my brain?

Oh yeah

 

I need someone to show me the things in life that I can't find,

I can't see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind

 

Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry

Happiness I can not feel and love to me is so unreal

 

And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state

I tell you to enjoy life, I wish I could but (it's/I'm) too late

 

Still a bit naff.

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Tbh, I'm not bothered with what you say, but it's not hindering the fact metal DOES have a lot of deep and meaningful lyrics.

 

Show us some of them, please.

You want the standard of the poetry to be top notch too?

 

No. Just not shit, please.

 

More seriously, though, this is the entire point. If you can't parse lyrics without thinking 'that's bloody terrible,' it's very, very difficult to take them seriously enough to appreciate their depth and meaning.

 

eg. Here are some lyrics I just came up with. It is about my mother having three months to live (hypothetical):

 

All I feel is pain

because the cancer is taking you

life is cancer

taking us all

fuck cancer

fuck life

fuck you all.

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Show us some of them, please.

 

Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind

People think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time

 

All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy,

Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify

 

Can you help me occupy my brain?

Oh yeah

 

I need someone to show me the things in life that I can't find,

I can't see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind

 

Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry

Happiness I can not feel and love to me is so unreal

 

And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state

I tell you to enjoy life, I wish I could but (it's/I'm) too late

 

Still a bit naff.

 

Nevertheless, more about it than...say....27th May :)

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Show us some of them, please.

 

Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind

People think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time

 

All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy,

Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify

 

Can you help me occupy my brain?

Oh yeah

 

I need someone to show me the things in life that I can't find,

I can't see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind

 

Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry

Happiness I can not feel and love to me is so unreal

 

And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state

I tell you to enjoy life, I wish I could but (it's/I'm) too late

 

Still a bit naff.

 

Nevertheless, more about it than...say....27th May :)

 

<_< The May songs are simple diary-entryish songs concerning five actual days in May. lyrics fit the form and don't aspire to anything deep and meaningful. There's the difference.

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Fine then, just got some Sonata Arctica. Their lyrics are very well written I think anyway.

 

Sometimes I feel so out of time and place, trapped in a maze

As if I was lost in someone else's life...

The values I should keep in high regard don't mean a thing to me

 

Do you ever feel a need to go back in time? A dream of mine...

To travel far away and one day steal back my life

In the end all I can do is to learn I live in a dreamland

 

This time was not made for me,

I have nowhere to land, no place to rest,

Like a bird, without a nest, I'm gliding

Under the clouds, forevermore

 

How much suffocated anxiety can be held within?

I was found guilty to a crime against myself.

No need to hear the words again,

I live and I'd die for my dreamland

 

This time was not made for me,

I have nowhere to land, no place to rest,

Like a bird, without a nest, I'm gliding

Under the clouds, forevermore

 

I'll never have a chance, I can't understand

I'm a misplaced man

How could this backward land

Learn to understand my dance

What it's like, when every single smile hurts...

 

I have never felt like home here

Always missing something

People aren't connecting

Am I a misplaced soul?

 

I live in a perfect Hell, I try finding my wishing well

when I drop my last tear, I have accepted this life

 

A true saint, that I am not, you have never seen me

'Cause I have always been there, standing by your side

 

I'll never have a chance, I can't understand

I'm a misplaced man

How could this backward land

Learn to understand my dance

what it's like, when

 

Every single moment pains me...

Never felt like home here

I am missing something

My soul's in a wrong shell

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OK, I take it back. It's thrash metal I have the real problem with, as I like some of the bands from some of the other 'softer' sub-genres. All these bands are officially shit and anyone who likes them should be, or has been, labotomised

 

 

I have albums by most of those bands and i don't think you have a clue what you're talking about at all.

 

Anthrax are one of the best metal bands ever, with thought provoking ltrics and excellent melody. To call them 'thrash' is simplistic and frankly just wrong.

 

BTW, the wife typed this for me after my labotomy :)

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OK, I take it back. It's thrash metal I have the real problem with, as I like some of the bands from some of the other 'softer' sub-genres. All these bands are officially shit and anyone who likes them should be, or has been, labotomised

 

 

I have albums by most of those bands and i don't think you have a clue what you're talking about at all.

 

Anthrax are one of the best metal bands ever, with thought provoking ltrics and excellent melody. To call them 'thrash' is simplistic and frankly just wrong.

 

BTW, the wife typed this for me after my labotomy :)

 

Riding hard, high in the saddle

Winged steed of unwearing flight

Sweeping through air just like fire

Swift of the foot, great of might

 

Hear the screams

Feel the bite

We ride with death

Tonight

 

Here it comes

You better hide

Shoot the guns

You're gonna die

 

Conquering all, spreading terror

Hoofs gallop in thunderous pound

Devouring the souls of the wretched

Trampling them down to the ground

 

Gripping the reins of destruction

Made of steel on his hands

Holder of forces immortal

Slaughtering all in his path

 

 

Only thought that provokes is 'the fuck?'

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