Zathras 244 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 (edited) The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10 This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE The bishop was buried the next day. Edited October 17, 2006 by Zathras Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Even Bobby normally puts a punchline in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras 244 Posted October 17, 2006 Author Share Posted October 17, 2006 Felt it was at least up to his standards tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44176 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 You're missing half a sentence from the end of the joke, you crazy yank! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras 244 Posted October 17, 2006 Author Share Posted October 17, 2006 You're missing half a sentence from the end of the joke, you crazy yank! A "T" is half a sentence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44176 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE T he bishop was buried the next day. Nun announces her ass is wild and free to what? Look, I don't want to have too much of a go as I know you're new to this, but if you're going to miss out the most important part of the joke, you should think about another career. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras 244 Posted October 17, 2006 Author Share Posted October 17, 2006 (edited) The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE T he bishop was buried the next day. Nun announces her ass is wild and free to what? Look, I don't want to have too much of a go as I know you're new to this, but if you're going to miss out the most important part of the joke, you should think about another career. The "T" on the end of that sentence is the "T" that is the beginning of the word "the" in the next line. There, I've moved it down where it belongs. Edited October 17, 2006 by Zathras Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44176 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Ah right. I was giving the joke more credit than it deserved then. I thought it wasn't funny because something was missing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE The bishop was buried the next day. Nun announces her ass is wild and free to what? Look, I don't want to have too much of a go as I know you're new to this, but if you're going to miss out the most important part of the joke, you should think about another career. Suddenly, everything becomes clear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras 244 Posted October 17, 2006 Author Share Posted October 17, 2006 Ah right. I was giving the joke more credit than it deserved then. I thought it wasn't funny because something was missing. Nah, it wasn't funny because it was forwarded to me by my Canadian cousin. To be fair, if Simon and Halfuncle is your gold standard, you would know funny if it bit you in the ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Ah right. I was giving the joke more credit than it deserved then. I thought it wasn't funny because something was missing. You do know Zathras is from the US, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44176 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Ah right. I was giving the joke more credit than it deserved then. I thought it wasn't funny because something was missing. Nah, it wasn't funny because it was forwarded to me by my Canadian cousin. To be fair, if Simon and Halfuncle is your gold standard, you would know funny if it bit you in the ass. Even the words Simon and Halfuncle made me smile. I think I might have a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras 244 Posted October 17, 2006 Author Share Posted October 17, 2006 Ah right. I was giving the joke more credit than it deserved then. I thought it wasn't funny because something was missing. You do know Zathras is from the US, right? If the baseball avatar didn't give it away I'm not sure what would... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21124 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3908 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Ah right. I was giving the joke more credit than it deserved then. I thought it wasn't funny because something was missing. Nah, it wasn't funny because it was forwarded to me by my Canadian cousin. To be fair, if Simon and Halfuncle is your gold standard, you would know funny if it bit you in the ass. Even the words Simon and Halfuncle made me smile. I think I might have a problem. Simon and Halfuncle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21124 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Ah right. I was giving the joke more credit than it deserved then. I thought it wasn't funny because something was missing. Nah, it wasn't funny because it was forwarded to me by my Canadian cousin. To be fair, if Simon and Halfuncle is your gold standard, you would know funny if it bit you in the ass. Even the words Simon and Halfuncle made me smile. I think I might have a problem. Simon and Halfuncle Now that was funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras 244 Posted October 17, 2006 Author Share Posted October 17, 2006 Ah right. I was giving the joke more credit than it deserved then. I thought it wasn't funny because something was missing. Nah, it wasn't funny because it was forwarded to me by my Canadian cousin. To be fair, if Simon and Halfuncle is your gold standard, you would know funny if it bit you in the ass. Even the words Simon and Halfuncle made me smile. I think I might have a problem. Simon and Halfuncle Humor is wasted on Brits tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 I don't get it. See, they can't even wait for a punchline over there anymore, so they are spread at intervals throughout the joke and in CAPS for those of us not quite sprightly enough to catch them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras 244 Posted October 17, 2006 Author Share Posted October 17, 2006 I don't get it. See, they can't even wait for a punchline over there anymore, so they are spread at intervals throughout the joke and in CAPS for those of us not quite sprightly enough to catch them. Yet to meet a funny Nigerian. Apart from Godfrey anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 I don't get it. See, they can't even wait for a punchline over there anymore, so they are spread at intervals throughout the joke and in CAPS for those of us not quite sprightly enough to catch them. Yet to meet a funny Nigerian. Apart from Godfrey anyways. OMG RACIST! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras 244 Posted October 17, 2006 Author Share Posted October 17, 2006 I don't get it. See, they can't even wait for a punchline over there anymore, so they are spread at intervals throughout the joke and in CAPS for those of us not quite sprightly enough to catch them. Yet to meet a funny Nigerian. Apart from Godfrey anyways. OMG RACIST! I'm American. to be racist is redundant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 All Nigerians are funny, we talk funny and we play practical jokes. Or is that smurfs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras 244 Posted October 17, 2006 Author Share Posted October 17, 2006 All Nigerians are funny, we talk funny and we play practical jokes. Or is that smurfs? Can't be smurfs because then there'd be no need for Jokey Smurf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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