Gemmill 44107 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Haway, that's not bad for an old bird tbh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6455 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Craig reminds me of the computer guy from the Office. Tim: Hi Simon...<makes chopping gesture behind his back> Hows it going ? <Simon ignores Tim, continues to stare intently at screen> Tim: <gives up, moves around a bit> er..What are you doing with my computer ? Simon: It's not your computer, is it ? It's Wernam Hoggs. Tim: <exasperated> What are you doing with Wernham Hoggs computer ? Simon: You don't need to know. Tim: Noo, I don't need to know, but could you tell me anyway ? Simon: <sighs> I'm installing a firewall. Tim: Okay - whats that ? Simon: It protects your computer against script kiddies, data collectors, viruses worms and trojan horses and also limits your outbound internet communications. Any more questions ? Tim: Yes. How long will it take ? Simon: Why, do you want to do it yourself ? Tim: Noo, I can't do it myself. How long will it take you, out of interest ? Simon: It'll take as long as it takes. Tim: Right. Erm..How long did it take the last time yo.... Simon: Its done. Tim: you did this ? Right. Thank you. Simon: Now - I'm going to switch it off. When it comes back on, It'll ask you to hit yes, no or cancel. Hit cancel, do not hit yes or no. Tim: Right. Simon: Did you hear what I said ? Tim: Yep. Simon: What did I say ? Tim: Hit cancel. Simon: Good. Tim: Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 If I'm the Fonz (of the 80's Renton, you cheeky fecker ), can I please shag Mrs C Hubba hubba But WHO is gonna be Trigger?? There HAS to be someone here (or N-O) who fits the bill?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Dunno like Renton, I thought she was a bit of a manface at the time even. Now Vicki Michelle on the other hand. Ruth Madoc would have done at my hormonal peak. As for Allo Allo, I prefered the short one. The short one with the blonde hair? She was uglier than Rene's wife iirc Fuck no, the short dark haired one! Thank Christ! You had me really worried there. I can't remember the one you mean tbh. I think my mind has blocked much of 'Allo 'Allo to save me from the pain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44107 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Oi snakehips, stop sandwiching people's posts between your double posts, you flid! Mrs. Cunningham was a ginga minger btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21050 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Dunno like Renton, I thought she was a bit of a manface at the time even. Now Vicki Michelle on the other hand. Ruth Madoc would have done at my hormonal peak. As for Allo Allo, I prefered the short one. The short one with the blonde hair? She was uglier than Rene's wife iirc Fuck no, the short dark haired one! Thank Christ! You had me really worried there. I can't remember the one you mean tbh. I think my mind has blocked much of 'Allo 'Allo to save me from the pain The one on the right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Anyone else remember 'Laverne and Shirley'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Haway, that's not bad for an old bird tbh! Yummy God I need a shag! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44107 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Anyone else remember 'Laverne and Shirley'? Aye. They knew Mork and Mindy too and would pop in on them on occasion iirc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21050 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Haway, that's not bad for an old bird tbh! Yummy God I need a shag! As you seem to be into older birds (e.g. Mrs C) can I suggest you see the Halloween dogs thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Anyone else remember 'Laverne and Shirley'? Aye. They knew Mork and Mindy too and would pop in on them on occasion iirc. They knew the Fonz, I think it was a 'Happy Days' offshoot. As was the ill-fated 'Joanie Loves Chachi' (sp?). Re: Vicky Michelle, I reckon she looks smarter now than she did then tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Haway, that's not bad for an old bird tbh! Yummy God I need a shag! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3902 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 I reckon spongebob is like Steve Coogan's Saxondale. More like Al Bundy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21050 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Haway, that's not bad for an old bird tbh! Yummy God I need a shag! Are you double posting on purpose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 As you know I'm a comic genius, vast ammounts of material. So I have decided to do a sit com, using what I know of people on here I have provisionally casted a few for roles. Here goes Jim Royle type character .... Rob W Arkwright, tight with money, grumpy always trying to get into the nurses kit. .......... The G man Nurse Emanuel ......... Sorry Cat Joey Boswell type, stylish always got money on the hip .........Chez Granville, plagued and abused by Arkwright................Renton Nigel Planer type charachter in the young ones................Tkeith I need some more any suggestions? Later I will be casting for a soap opera Which one is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44107 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 CrimsonFault is Vivian off the Young Ones btw. Renton is Rik. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 The Young Ones is terribly dated when you see it now like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 The Young Ones is terribly dated when you see it now like. I still think its funny! Dated but funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 (edited) The Young Ones is terribly dated when you see it now like. I still think its funny! Dated but funny. Aye, still has its moments. Edited October 13, 2006 by alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Bad News is funnier like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44107 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 It's mostly shit I reckon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 I still dont understand how i was indentified most with Neil.. hmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Oi snakehips, stop sandwiching people's posts between your double posts, you flid! Mrs. Cunningham was a ginga minger btw. I'm no short hand typist! The double posts are because of the lousy signal I have on this mobile. I have to make sure that my worthwhile posts get through! And you need your eyes tested if you think Mrs C is a minger! *heads off to read the Halloween thread for the older chicks* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44107 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Are you posting on a mobile? Is that not costing a fortune! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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