bobbyshinton 59 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 A young man walks onto the stage of Stars in their Eyes, on crutches, with a plaster cast from his feet to his hips. Matthew Kelly Introduces him as Simon. 'It's very brave of you to come out here,' says Matthew. 'Please tell the audience what happened?' 'Well,' replies Simon 'about a year ago, I was driving with my uncle when we had a really bad accident. Unfortunately my uncle was killed outright but I survived. I was trapped in the car for six hours before I was eventually cut free.' 'The doctors had me in surgery for 12 hours but they couldn't save my legs.' 'That's terrible. But I see you have legs now. Are they artificial?' asks Matthew. 'No Matthew, while I was in hospital the doctors informed me that my uncle had in fact died, but that his legs were fine and with all the advances in medical science, they could graft the bottom half of his body onto mine. As you can see the operation was successful. I have been having physiotherapy for six months and hope to be walking fully again by the end of the year. A huge round of applause erupts from the audience. Kelly responds with: 'That's an unbelievable story. So tonight, who are you going to be?' Scroll down... Keep going this is great.... It's worth it honest..... 'Tonight, Matthew, I am going to be Simon and Halfuncle' ............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Renton 21056 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 (edited) Best of all, no smut! 9/10 Edited October 10, 2006 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3902 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Boooooooom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tom 14011 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 not bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zathras 244 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Didn't think it was one of the better ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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