Tooj 17 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 You need one of those Kirby sales people to call round and give you a demonstration...they "hoover" your matress for you and then show you what comes out Bet there was some stains though that couldn't just be hoovered. I was only twelve at the time and he chose an unfortunate night when our telly had gone on the blink so we made him do all the beds and all the carpets !!! He was there for about 5 hours....the only time a salesman was trying to get out of a house instead of staying for the hard sell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 I was as itchy as a barbers chair all weekend and my mate had more or less convinced me that i had contracted scabies from some peasant who had sat next to me on the peasant truck, luckily though it was just down to wor lass changing the washing powder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 I was as itchy as a barbers chair all weekend and my mate had more or less convinced me that i had contracted scabies from some peasant who had sat next to me on the peasant truck, luckily though it was just down to wor lass changing the washing powder oooh ...sensitive skin...there's nowt worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 As smooth as a baby's mine, other than my chest rug and rippling torso Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10674 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 As smooth as a baby's mine, other than my chest rug and rippling torso tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 When I'm in your league I'll worry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10674 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 When I'm in your league I'll worry: it's nice to see you're at least "trying" to get out of bed now Wacky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 When I'm in your league I'll worry: it's nice to see you're at least "trying" to get out of bed now Wacky Sharp as a razor, as ever i see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10674 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 When I'm in your league I'll worry: it's nice to see you're at least "trying" to get out of bed now Wacky Sharp as a razor, as ever i see Yes.. yes you're quite the wit aren't you.. you know..basically repeating my joke... but subtly changing it... it's the internet message forum equivalent of "I know you are but what am I?" by the way, as you're really short... does that make you a half-wit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 When I'm in your league I'll worry: Are those his thighs ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10674 Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 It's either that or a Zeppelin of a bollock... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 When I'm in your league I'll worry: it's nice to see you're at least "trying" to get out of bed now Wacky Sharp as a razor, as ever i see Yes.. yes you're quite the wit aren't you.. you know..basically repeating my joke... but subtly changing it... it's the internet message forum equivalent of "I know you are but what am I?" by the way, as you're really short... does that make you a half-wit? The thing is I'm not short where as we all know you're a lard arse. I have a vision of you looking like Barry off eastenders except you trying desperately trying to sell windows instead of cars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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