Holden McGroin 6457 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Recently have been noticing little bite marks on my body. Was just getting into bed last night and spotted this funny little bug which I then quashed. However, I woke up with another bite on my leg so there must be more of the little buggers. Bunged my bedclothes in the washer today but will that get rid of them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 you a night before shower person ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44117 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Maybe if you washed your hands after you went to the toilet you wouldn't have this problem. And no, I doubt washing your sheets will sort it out - you'll need to wash your duvet, and maybe get the mattress steam-cleaned. You MINGER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6457 Posted October 10, 2006 Author Share Posted October 10, 2006 you a night before shower person ? Nah, morning man. Although I was painting my kitchen last night so I did both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6457 Posted October 10, 2006 Author Share Posted October 10, 2006 Maybe if you washed your hands after you went to the toilet you wouldn't have this problem. And no, I doubt washing your sheets will sort it out - you'll need to wash your duvet, and maybe get the mattress steam-cleaned. You MINGER! Looking on the Internet it appears that the bug I nailed doesnt look like your textbook bed bug. *rubs chin* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44117 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 http://www.getridofthings.com/getridofdustmites.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44117 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Maybe if you washed your hands after you went to the toilet you wouldn't have this problem. And no, I doubt washing your sheets will sort it out - you'll need to wash your duvet, and maybe get the mattress steam-cleaned. You MINGER! Looking on the Internet it appears that the bug I nailed doesnt look like your textbook bed bug. *rubs chin* Probably mutated into super-bugs after feeding off the fecal matter on your hands! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6457 Posted October 10, 2006 Author Share Posted October 10, 2006 http://www.getridofthings.com/getridofdustmites.htm You cant see dust mites can you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 hoover the mattress ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44117 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 http://www.getridofthings.com/getridofdustmites.htm You cant see dust mites can you? See the post above. These ones gather round your dirty hands like pigs at a trough and have been absorbing all of the bacteria thereon for some time now. These are no ordinary mites. They're Mighty Mites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6457 Posted October 10, 2006 Author Share Posted October 10, 2006 http://www.getridofthings.com/getridofdustmites.htm You cant see dust mites can you? See the post above. These ones gather round your dirty hands like pigs at a trough and have been absorbing all of the bacteria thereon for some time now. These are no ordinary mites. They're Mighty Mites. Thanks for the advice Gemmill. Here is something to help you: Gemmill Help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44117 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 I ain't no ginge, but you are the BeastMaster for Mighty Mites! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Use this little bugger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6457 Posted October 10, 2006 Author Share Posted October 10, 2006 Use this little bugger How much are they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15347 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Use this little bugger How much are they? Between £1000 and £1500 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 ive just been to the docs and some (extremely) ginger bloke called Scott Robinson went in before me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44117 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Well I'm posting on here BEEYATCH! Plus I ain't no ging. And I'm too nails to go to any doctors. So there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Use this little bugger How much are they? Between £1000 and £1500 Quite a range then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 http://www.getridofthings.com/getridofdustmites.htm You cant see dust mites can you? See the post above. These ones gather round your dirty hands like pigs at a trough and have been absorbing all of the bacteria thereon for some time now. These are no ordinary mites. They're Mighty Mites. Thanks for the advice Gemmill. Here is something to help you: Gemmill Help I hope that site credits South Park somewhere on it. coat-tail riding motherfuckers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6670 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Maybe if you washed your hands after you went to the toilet you wouldn't have this problem. And no, I doubt washing your sheets will sort it out - you'll need to wash your duvet, and maybe get the mattress steam-cleaned. You MINGER! Bet you've bought one of those Vaparetto machines just for the task as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44117 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 I don't even know what one is, so the joke's on you, nerd boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6670 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 errrrr, surprisingly it's a steam cleaner.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 You need one of those Kirby sales people to call round and give you a demonstration...they "hoover" your matress for you and then show you what comes out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 You need one of those Kirby sales people to call round and give you a demonstration...they "hoover" your matress for you and then show you what comes out Bet there was some stains though that couldn't just be hoovered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 You need one of those Kirby sales people to call round and give you a demonstration...they "hoover" your matress for you and then show you what comes out Bet there was some stains though that couldn't just be hoovered. I was only twelve at the time and he chose an unfortunate night when our telly had gone on the blink so we made him do all the beds and all the carpets !!! He was there for about 5 hours....the only time a salesman was trying to get out of a house instead of staying for the hard sell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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