bobbyshinton 59 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Me 1 2 3 is a non runner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Depends who you are shagging really and if they are any good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Oral Stella Weed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster 0 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Beer. I'm married, so the sex is out of the question. I used to take drugs right enough, but as soon as Zammo said no that was it for me as well tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6670 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Oral Stella Weed Sounds like an Irish hooker tbh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 0 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Considering I'm tee-total and anti-drugs it'll have to be sex! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Dont take any drugs and i dont drink very much, so definitely the sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Sex please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras 244 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 172 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 They are all fine, but nothing, I mean nothing, beats a good wank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15347 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Definitely sex. I've got wine as a substitute for the second and the excitement of Eurovision night as a substitute for the third. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6968 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Considering I'm tee-total and anti-drugs it'll have to be sex! What a duuuuuude Me too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 A messy combination of all three. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 1st choice would be a copious combo of beer and sex. 2nd choice is tricky, Id have to toss between beer and sex, I dont mind which comes 1st as for drugs... I'm with Zammo on this one, just say No! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 They are all fine, but nothing, I mean nothing, beats a good wank. Think you're with the wrong woman then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19807 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Nee to drugs, a few pints and a good sesh on the nest is class with me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 172 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 They are all fine, but nothing, I mean nothing, beats a good wank. Think you're with the wrong woman then. Nah, I just think you're not wanking properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Sex, beer, or drugs? ...... mmmmmmmm.............teetotal, no drugs, and there's nowt like a good wank so it has to be. .ahem.... ...SEX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3789 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Definitely sex. I've got wine as a substitute for the second and the excitement of Eurovision night as a substitute for the third. Eurovision should be renamed as the gay new year TBH. The wife and I get invited to a euro pink party every year. And every year we make an excuse cos I hate the eurovision song contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10674 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 booze, then sex and drugs but nothing, and I do mean nothing, beats a good cheese and tuna melt these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44117 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 What happened to your chicken salad wraps, porker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10674 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 What happened to your chicken salad wraps, porker? I ate them p.s. I've got a callcentre job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44117 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Never done it, but they're supposed to be pretty hard going with their targets and what-have-you. Although saying that I do wonder whether they aren't just difficult for some of the simpletons I've spoken to. Presumably someone with intelligence (yes, I'm crediting you with some) struggles more with the tedium than the targets? Who with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10674 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Never done it, but they're supposed to be pretty hard going with their targets and what-have-you. Although saying that I do wonder whether they aren't just difficult for some of the simpletons I've spoken to. Presumably someone with intelligence (yes, I'm crediting you with some) struggles more with the tedium than the targets? Who with? It's Ventura, taking inbound calls from customers, probably British Gas or National Rail Enquiries... I am indeed getting Boredom pay, but what can you do? On the bright side, I can now afford to come to the Xmas piss up and buy you those white wine spritzers I hear you enjoy. If Ritchie is getting married, will his ball and chain be allowed to the pissups? or will his missus be the only one not to suffer his diatribe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Never done it, but they're supposed to be pretty hard going with their targets and what-have-you. Although saying that I do wonder whether they aren't just difficult for some of the simpletons I've spoken to. Presumably someone with intelligence (yes, I'm crediting you with some) struggles more with the tedium than the targets? Who with? I used to love working in a callcentre. The targets are piss easy and you can have a good craic with anyone that doesn't hang up immediately because generally they aren't a twait. It's brilliant fun when someone goes off it with you as well, I wish I'd been able to tape some calls and get them on the web like others have. Only bad thing was everyone smokes, so it's where I started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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