Guest Toplass-101 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Following the Anne Summers party I was at a couple of weeks ago, I collected my purchases from my mates house on Saturday and dashed home to try it out I got home, robbed the TV remote of its batteries, and put them in the Rabbit. I was quite looking forward to seeing what this thing was gona do for me after all the good reports Ive heard about it, and that I'm officially the last lass on earth to try one! Anyways, I put the batteries in and expected this thing to buzz with 7 different vibrating functions, rotate at 6 different speed settings the silver balls to wizz and the lights to flash, but nothing, no buzz, no rotate, no wizz, no lights, no nothing So I called the lass whos party it was, and she said I could exchange it in the shop. I trooped off to Anne Summers in my lunch hour on Monday, explained to the lass that it wasnt working and id like an exchange, only to be told by the lass behind the counter that it needs 4 batteries, not 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 If gold could be nominated on mongyness, this would be in already. Superb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44113 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Did you not twig from the way the batteries were rattling around in the thing like, ginga bird? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Still more use than Peasepud I'd imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44113 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Imagine working in a shop and someone brings back a vibrator because it doesn't work. You'd have to wonder how far things got before they twigged that it wasn't fully operational. Rubber gloves behind the counter tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Went into Ann Summers recently (with the missus I might add, not on me tod!) and the stuff in there is 90% tat. It's like a joke shop tbf. Hardly anything sexy in there. And the porn (which I'm led to believe is sposed to cater for the ladies tastes?) was rancid. 'British Dogging' was one of the inducing titles on offer. Not today, thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44113 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Went into Ann Summers recently (with the missus I might add, not on me tod!) and the stuff in there is 90% tat. It's like a joke shop tbf. Hardly anything sexy in there. And the porn (which I'm led to believe is sposed to cater for the ladies tastes?) was rancid. 'British Dogging' was one of the inducing titles on offer. Not today, thank you. How do you find breathing with the gimp mask on, Captain Crotchless? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Went into Ann Summers recently (with the missus I might add, not on me tod!) and the stuff in there is 90% tat. It's like a joke shop tbf. Hardly anything sexy in there. And the porn (which I'm led to believe is sposed to cater for the ladies tastes?) was rancid. 'British Dogging' was one of the inducing titles on offer. Not today, thank you. How do you find breathing with the gimp mask on, Captain Crotchless? That gimp mask has been a real boon. I wear it cycling and swimming now as resistance is cut considerably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44113 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10674 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 I'm surprised you needed batteries Toplass, I would have thought an industrial Generator would have been more your speed? maybe this baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Still more use than Peasepud I'd imagine. Easily replaced is Pud, what a fucking showing up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 TL I am embarassed....you could have consulted those in the know !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 (edited) Did you not twig from the way the batteries were rattling around in the thing like, ginga bird? its doesnt have a slot for the batteries like a boys tonka toy does, it has a thing that you pull out and two go in one side, two go in the other, so no I didnt twig, ginga bollox Edited October 6, 2006 by Toplass-101 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 I'm surprised you needed batteries Toplass, I would have thought an industrial Generator would have been more your speed? maybe this baby You know me so well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Shearer Is God 0 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Went into Ann Summers recently (with the missus I might add, not on me tod!) and the stuff in there is 90% tat. It's like a joke shop tbf. Hardly anything sexy in there. And the porn (which I'm led to believe is sposed to cater for the ladies tastes?) was rancid. 'British Dogging' was one of the inducing titles on offer. Not today, thank you. How do you find breathing with the gimp mask on, Captain Crotchless? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 Yesterday I was walking into university when I saw a car stopped in the middle of the road. Suddenly, it lurched violently in reverse, swerving into the kerb. I chuckled, and as I did so a man exited from the passenger side, his clutching his head and his eyes wide with terror. Seeing me laughing he said "mate, never, ever, let your girlfriend drive your car," which reduced me to hysterics. It may or may not have been Bridget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Let us pray: My vibro which brings me heaven Rabbit be thy name till kingdom come thy makest me cum on earth with my eyes in heaven Give me this day my daily thrill and forgive me my screams as I forgive flat batteries lead me not into temptation but deliver me from frustration for thine is the rotation the power and the buzzing for ever and ever no Men! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Cheap duracell batteries on e-bay, AA 10p each, buy 20 get 5 free, i shit thee not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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