snakehips 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Sausages and beans are MINGING. I like them actually, but I feel dirty eating them knowing that they are full of all sorts of animal waste products. Mind, if snakehips regards pie and sausages and beans as a proper meal he has revealed himself to be a complete pleb! Better a pleb than a hom, though! Believe me, I would kill for a meal of sausage, egg, chips and beans right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21056 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Sausages and beans are MINGING. I like them actually, but I feel dirty eating them knowing that they are full of all sorts of animal waste products. Mind, if snakehips regards pie and sausages and beans as a proper meal he has revealed himself to be a complete pleb! Better a pleb than a hom, though! Believe me, I would kill for a meal of sausage, egg, chips and beans right now. Egg and chips too? Fuck me, you are a tramp! btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Have you not got some bras to be burning? Would take toonraider most of the day. Hubba-hubba! Well tonight's meal is a hearty home made chicken bacon pie with fresh veggies and mash. Though NOT to please hubby, but because i fancied it!!! AND if he doesnt like it, he will get it in his lap!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Believe me, snakey doesn't have to divulge his eating habits to reveal that if you meet him! My curiousity is piqued. When can you next make a piss up snakey? Look, Gemmill, you homo, I told you all that food on me t-shirt was because our washing machine had been broken for a week. Aaaaand, you promised not to tell As for the next piss-up, well, I am booked on a world-wide tour of pie making factories ( I won it with Greggs) so wont be available until the end of this month Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Have you not got some bras to be burning? Would take toonraider most of the day. Hubba-hubba! Well tonight's meal is a hearty home made chicken bacon pie with fresh veggies and mash. Though NOT to please hubby, but because i fancied it!!! AND if he doesnt like it, he will get it in his lap!!!! *decides not to make poor joke about what if he fancies t/r and getting her in his lap* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44113 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Have you not got some bras to be burning? Would take toonraider most of the day. Hubba-hubba! Well tonight's meal is a hearty home made chicken bacon pie with fresh veggies and mash. Though NOT to please hubby, but because i fancied it!!! AND if he doesnt like it, he will get it in his lap!!!! Whatever! He told you that if it wasn't a proper tea today you'd get the back of his hand (although some of the filth you've told us, you'd probably be into that ). I like your bloke's style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44113 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Believe me, snakey doesn't have to divulge his eating habits to reveal that if you meet him! My curiousity is piqued. When can you next make a piss up snakey? Look, Gemmill, you homo, I told you all that food on me t-shirt was because our washing machine had been broken for a week. Aaaaand, you promised not to tell As for the next piss-up, well, I am booked on a world-wide tour of pie making factories ( I won it with Greggs) so wont be available until the end of this month Bean sauce all over your face. Egg yolk and corned beef all up the front of your t-shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Have you not got some bras to be burning? Would take toonraider most of the day. Hubba-hubba! Well tonight's meal is a hearty home made chicken bacon pie with fresh veggies and mash. Though NOT to please hubby, but because i fancied it!!! AND if he doesnt like it, he will get it in his lap!!!! Whatever! He told you that if it wasn't a proper tea today you'd get the back of his hand (although some of the filth you've told us, you'd probably be into that ). I like your bloke's style. He wouldnt DARE say that to me, he'd be too scared too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21056 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Have you not got some bras to be burning? Would take toonraider most of the day. Hubba-hubba! Well tonight's meal is a hearty home made chicken bacon pie with fresh veggies and mash. Though NOT to please hubby, but because i fancied it!!! AND if he doesnt like it, he will get it in his lap!!!! Whatever! He told you that if it wasn't a proper tea today you'd get the back of his hand (although some of the filth you've told us, you'd probably be into that ). I like your bloke's style. He wouldnt DARE say that to me, he'd be too scared too Aye, right. He told you and you did what he said, in the huff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Have you not got some bras to be burning? Would take toonraider most of the day. Hubba-hubba! Well tonight's meal is a hearty home made chicken bacon pie with fresh veggies and mash. Though NOT to please hubby, but because i fancied it!!! AND if he doesnt like it, he will get it in his lap!!!! Whatever! He told you that if it wasn't a proper tea today you'd get the back of his hand (although some of the filth you've told us, you'd probably be into that ). I like your bloke's style. He wouldnt DARE say that to me, he'd be too scared too Aye, right. He told you and you did what he said, in the huff. I never do what anyone says Renton, least of all hubby!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Have you not got some bras to be burning? Would take toonraider most of the day. Hubba-hubba! Well tonight's meal is a hearty home made chicken bacon pie with fresh veggies and mash. Though NOT to please hubby, but because i fancied it!!! AND if he doesnt like it, he will get it in his lap!!!! Whatever! He told you that if it wasn't a proper tea today you'd get the back of his hand (although some of the filth you've told us, you'd probably be into that ). I like your bloke's style. He wouldnt DARE say that to me, he'd be too scared too The only way to deal with women is out-illogicize them. The come out with mad shit you make up even madder shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44113 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 "Oi made you your favourite! Chicken poie! And 'ay bails!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Put laxative in his supper, that'll soon sort him out. If not, I'll come round for tea and you can put anything you like in my lap....fnnarr fnnarr etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Have you not got some bras to be burning? Would take toonraider most of the day. Hubba-hubba! Well tonight's meal is a hearty home made chicken bacon pie with fresh veggies and mash. Though NOT to please hubby, but because i fancied it!!! AND if he doesnt like it, he will get it in his lap!!!! Whatever! He told you that if it wasn't a proper tea today you'd get the back of his hand (although some of the filth you've told us, you'd probably be into that ). I like your bloke's style. He wouldnt DARE say that to me, he'd be too scared too Aye, right. He told you and you did what he said, in the huff. I never do what anyone says Renton, least of all hubby!!! Sooooo, if he told you to spit...........??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Men are shit tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 "Oi made you your favourite! Chicken poie! And 'ay bails!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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