Toonraider 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 I was pretty speechless for the rest of the evening actually, at least i'd bothered and made the effort when i should have just gone to bed and said fuck it No, what you should have done was ask him why he was being a stupid and insensitive arsehole and THEN you should have gone to bed. Yessss you're right there Cath, but by then i felt so angry and upset i couldnt say much at all...all i'd wanted was alittle TLC Awwww. I hope you feel better soon Aw thanks you I cant move my jaw much today (some might say thats a good thing mind) but im much better already! Its amazing how quickly the mouth heals. I'm glad to hear it. I'm going to have something similar done soon and I'm dreading it. Oh poor you, but get it done as quickly as you can, its such a releif when its all over. I didnt need much else doing this time, just have to go back next week to have the sitiches out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44110 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 I agree with you Gina I had a dental op y/day afternoon, had to have a root filled back tooth out that was infected and had split in two, this meant the gum had to be cut and stitched and the injections didnt work terribly well because of the infection Lets just say it wasnt pleasant, but my dentist was great and i got home planning to laze around the rest of the day. Later on I took a couple pain killers and rinsed with salt water and felt surprisingly ok. Hubby rang and wanted me to meet him up his garage in Exeter and go for a walk and drink from there...i knew i should take it easy really but i said yes for a peaceful life. I even prepared a salad for him and my son so hubby had something to eat when he got back later and off i went. First thing he said was he'd been waiting ages for me and the second thing was to moan that all he had was a salad when he got back, furthermore he was disgusted i'd put tuna/pasta on it as he said i knew he didnt like that I was pretty speechless for the rest of the evening actually, at least i'd bothered and made the effort when i should have just gone to bed and said fuck it Good lad! Next time you'll think twice before you try and feed the bloke salad. You're lucky he didn't take a belt to you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 I agree with you Gina I had a dental op y/day afternoon, had to have a root filled back tooth out that was infected and had split in two, this meant the gum had to be cut and stitched and the injections didnt work terribly well because of the infection Lets just say it wasnt pleasant, but my dentist was great and i got home planning to laze around the rest of the day. Later on I took a couple pain killers and rinsed with salt water and felt surprisingly ok. Hubby rang and wanted me to meet him up his garage in Exeter and go for a walk and drink from there...i knew i should take it easy really but i said yes for a peaceful life. I even prepared a salad for him and my son so hubby had something to eat when he got back later and off i went. First thing he said was he'd been waiting ages for me and the second thing was to moan that all he had was a salad when he got back, furthermore he was disgusted i'd put tuna/pasta on it as he said i knew he didnt like that I was pretty speechless for the rest of the evening actually, at least i'd bothered and made the effort when i should have just gone to bed and said fuck it Good lad! Next time you'll think twice before you try and feed the bloke salad. You're lucky he didn't take a belt to you! I will not bite luv you, MWAH!!!! xxxxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 (edited) I agree with you Gina I had a dental op y/day afternoon, had to have a root filled back tooth out that was infected and had split in two, this meant the gum had to be cut and stitched and the injections didnt work terribly well because of the infection Lets just say it wasnt pleasant, but my dentist was great and i got home planning to laze around the rest of the day. Later on I took a couple pain killers and rinsed with salt water and felt surprisingly ok. Hubby rang and wanted me to meet him up his garage in Exeter and go for a walk and drink from there...i knew i should take it easy really but i said yes for a peaceful life. I even prepared a salad for him and my son so hubby had something to eat when he got back later and off i went. First thing he said was he'd been waiting ages for me and the second thing was to moan that all he had was a salad when he got back, furthermore he was disgusted i'd put tuna/pasta on it as he said i knew he didnt like that I was pretty speechless for the rest of the evening actually, at least i'd bothered and made the effort when i should have just gone to bed and said fuck it Good lad! Next time you'll think twice before you try and feed the bloke salad. You're lucky he didn't take a belt to you! I will not bite luv you, MWAH!!!! xxxxxx You've been married to him for forty years and you dont know he doesnt like either tuna or pasta? What sort of wife are you? Were you still smacked off your tits from the dentists anaesthetic? Edited October 5, 2006 by manc-mag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44110 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 The Salad Defense has actually succeeded in getting a bloke acquitted on charges of murdering his wife. Throw in the tuna and pasta, and this one doesn't even go to trial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 I agree with you Gina I had a dental op y/day afternoon, had to have a root filled back tooth out that was infected and had split in two, this meant the gum had to be cut and stitched and the injections didnt work terribly well because of the infection Lets just say it wasnt pleasant, but my dentist was great and i got home planning to laze around the rest of the day. Later on I took a couple pain killers and rinsed with salt water and felt surprisingly ok. Hubby rang and wanted me to meet him up his garage in Exeter and go for a walk and drink from there...i knew i should take it easy really but i said yes for a peaceful life. I even prepared a salad for him and my son so hubby had something to eat when he got back later and off i went. First thing he said was he'd been waiting ages for me and the second thing was to moan that all he had was a salad when he got back, furthermore he was disgusted i'd put tuna/pasta on it as he said i knew he didnt like that I was pretty speechless for the rest of the evening actually, at least i'd bothered and made the effort when i should have just gone to bed and said fuck it Good lad! Next time you'll think twice before you try and feed the bloke salad. You're lucky he didn't take a belt to you! I will not bite luv you, MWAH!!!! xxxxxx You've been married to him for forty years and you dont know he doesnt either tuna or pasta? What sort of wife are you? Were you still smacked off your tits from the dentists anaesthetic? Been married for 22 years! Recently he was on a eat healthy kick and lost over 2 stone, so he had been eating pasta with salads. Seems now he's decided he doesnt like it again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 I find this thread sexist and oppressive. My Mrs had a 'tidy up' the other day even though the place is fucking spotless. She hoyed out my Back Page membership card that was stuck to the side of the fridge on the basis it had the joining date as 2004 so she thought it had 'run out'. I had to fish through the fucking bin for it. When I lived at home my mam used to do the same thing, hoy things out becuase they were there and didn't belong to her. Women, stop it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21054 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 I find this thread sexist and oppressive. My Mrs had a 'tidy up' the other day even though the place is fucking spotless. She hoyed out my Back Page membership card that was stuck to the side of the fridge on the basis it had the joining date as 2004 so she thought it had 'run out'. I had to fish through the fucking bin for it. When I lived at home my mam used to do the same thing, hoy things out becuase they were there and didn't belong to her. Women, stop it! I chucked mine because I thought it was valid only for a year. Talking of which, there was a class story on talk shite yesterday where a fan at SJP noticed the seat next to him was empty from Agust to December for some reason. On boxing day, a bloke turns up, so the lad asks him whether he bought the ticket from the box office on a match by match basis. The bloke replies no, his wife has just given him an ST as a christmas present, the first half of the book was completely unused! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44110 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 The Collymore stuff in the papers yesterday reminded me of when someone rang in 5 Live when Collymore was on it and said that they thought he should be recalled to the England squad for the upcoming game against Sweden. Stan was chuffed, and pressed the fan on why he thought that (clearly fishing for compliments), to which the bloke responded "You're the only one with any experience of beating Swedes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 I was pretty speechless for the rest of the evening actually, at least i'd bothered and made the effort when i should have just gone to bed and said fuck it No, what you should have done was ask him why he was being a stupid and insensitive arsehole,dumped the lot in his lap and told him to make his own damned tea and THEN you should have gone to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21054 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 I was pretty speechless for the rest of the evening actually, at least i'd bothered and made the effort when i should have just gone to bed and said fuck it No, what you should have done was ask him why he was being a stupid and insensitive arsehole,dumped the lot in his lap and told him to make his own damned tea and THEN you should have gone to bed. Just as well it was only a salad then, the lazy trollop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44110 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Have you not got some bras to be burning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 I was pretty speechless for the rest of the evening actually, at least i'd bothered and made the effort when i should have just gone to bed and said fuck it No, what you should have done was ask him why he was being a stupid and insensitive arsehole,dumped the lot in his lap and told him to make his own damned tea and THEN you should have gone to bed. Just as well it was only a salad then, the lazy trollop. It's like he's trying to say something.. really.. his lips are moving but the words are all muddled.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21054 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 I was pretty speechless for the rest of the evening actually, at least i'd bothered and made the effort when i should have just gone to bed and said fuck it No, what you should have done was ask him why he was being a stupid and insensitive arsehole,dumped the lot in his lap and told him to make his own damned tea and THEN you should have gone to bed. Just as well it was only a salad then, the lazy trollop. It's like he's trying to say something.. really.. his lips are moving but the words are all muddled.... My point was salad is cold, so having it dumped in your lap wouldn't be as bad as, say, a nice hot lasagne, which is what she should have made for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6457 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 (edited) My point was salad is cold, so having it dumped in your lap wouldn't be as bad as, say, a nice hot lasagne, which is what she should have made for him. Like women. Edited October 5, 2006 by Holden McGroin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 If I was shacked up with any of these complete hell-trolls I'd sit there with Lasagne in my lap all day just so they didnt try and occupy the same space as it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44110 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Hell-trolls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Have you not got some bras to be burning? Would take toonraider most of the day. Hubba-hubba! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 If only she'd taken the salad (ie the cucumber) to bed. Everyone would have been happy Salad?? Pie and beans (with the pork sausages in) is all we fuckin' need, gals! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44110 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Sausages and beans are MINGING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21054 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 (edited) Sausages and beans are MINGING. I like them actually, but I feel dirty eating them knowing that they are full of all sorts of animal waste products. Mind, if snakehips regards pie and sausages and beans as a proper meal he has revealed himself to be a complete pleb! Edited October 5, 2006 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Sausages and beans are MINGING. Look, instead of making all these ridiculous statements, just come out the closet once and for all. You will be glad. 'Sausages and beans minging' - absolutely ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44110 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Believe me, snakey doesn't have to divulge his eating habits to reveal that if you meet him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44110 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Sausages and beans are MINGING. Look, instead of making all these ridiculous statements, just come out the closet once and for all. You will be glad. 'Sausages and beans minging' - absolutely ridiculous. Scummers food - FACT! I wouldn't have them in the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21054 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 (edited) Believe me, snakey doesn't have to divulge his eating habits to reveal that if you meet him! My curiousity is piqued. When can you next make a piss up snakey? Edited October 5, 2006 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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