crawford01 0 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Why is it that Newcastle United are the most unluckiest, worst run, worst attitude and worst everything else i have ever seen at the moment?! i remember the days when we used to be good but there is nothing positve i can draw from our situation at the moment. I am usually up beat about the seasons ahead but all i see is fat f****rs wallet getting heavier and our club finishing further and further down the league! Emre and parker don't know what they have let themselves in for! i just wish something, ANYTHING good will happen. I can't stand the fact that we have that lanky peice of shit up front who thinks he is good enough to get in the england squad its an absolute outrage what FAT F****R FREDDIE has done to our once great club! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 If it's the worst run club it isn't bad luck is it? It's bad management. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 (edited) It's not God who wates our club, it's not even bad luck, it''s the idiots' decisions to take the action they do and don't even give a shit. Edited August 23, 2005 by TheInspiration Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21579 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 It's not God's fault, it's Gemmill's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crawford01 0 Posted August 23, 2005 Author Share Posted August 23, 2005 i know but i am depressed and it seems there is no good news to celebrate! PLEASE GOD GIVE US THE GOOD NEWS WE SO DESPERATLEY NEED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Theology forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44805 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 It's not God's fault, it's Gemmill's. 16498[/snapback] Same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21579 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Do you think mass prayer might be the answer? Worth a try anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 According to Nietzsche God is dead anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sicklee Sausage Roll 0 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Aye, but according to God, Nietzsche is dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 It's not God's fault, it's Gemmill's. 16498[/snapback] Same thing. 16508[/snapback] Yeah, I tend to say "Oh God " when I see you actually Mwah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 It's not God's fault, it's Gemmill's. 16498[/snapback] Obsessed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 0 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 It's not God's fault, it's Gemmill's. 16498[/snapback] Same thing. 16508[/snapback] Yeah, I tend to say "Oh God" when I see you actually I knew you two were shagging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Careful now, we don't want frogs and rivers of blood at SJP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Aye, but according to God, Nietzsche is dead. 16596[/snapback] Good point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Jesus wept (someone had to say it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 It's not God's fault, it's Gemmill's. 16498[/snapback] Same thing. 16508[/snapback] Yeah, I tend to say "Oh God" when I see you actually I knew you two were shagging. 16631[/snapback] I'd tell you to speak to my lawyer, but the only lawyer I know is Sammy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3887 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 It's not God's fault, it's Gemmill's. 16498[/snapback] Same thing. 16508[/snapback] Yeah, I tend to say "Oh God" when I see you actually I knew you two were shagging. 16631[/snapback] I'd tell you to speak to my lawyer, but the only lawyer I know is Sammy.... 16640[/snapback] Then your just legally shagged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil K 0 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 (edited) Why is it that Newcastle United are the most unluckiest, worst run, worst attitude and worst everything else i have ever seen at the moment?! 16490[/snapback] I have asked many many many times WTF God has against nufc too. I have thought "Is it a witches curse ? Have we broken several hundred mirrors ? How many sodding ladders have we all collectively walked under ? Why has every club of a similar size won a trophy or two in a similar time scale while we win nowt (Makems excepted - although even they won the FA Cup in '73) ? We should, by the law of averages have been at least PARTIALLY successful. But everything goes pear shaped t the wrong tiome - ALWAYS. Man U in that horrible season where every sodding thing went for them and not a damn thing went for us. That stands out as the perfect example of how God seems to hate Newcastle..... Do you think mass prayer might be the answer? Worth a try anyway? 16510[/snapback] Or maybe a Basil Fawlty-esque ranting and shaking a fist at the sky ? Edited August 24, 2005 by Phil K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womblemaster 0 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 (edited) i dont think this is the answer..... BUT i cringe every time i hear shearer refered to as `GOD`. If you want to split theological hairs.....then this is breaking the 1st commandment (have no other gods before me) So in simplistic terms the club one day will be wiped out, as fire and brimstone rains down from heaven! on another level ...the cancerous evil that inhibits the board room, probably also brings bad karma onto the club!. Here endeth the lesson ) actually its far more likely that God isnt interested in football at all., tho that depends if you think there is a divide between secular and spiritual. Guess this starts to get into theology and scarey!! /scream Edited August 24, 2005 by Womblemaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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