snakehips 0 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I said there's nowt here for you, girls I had a tremendous shit this morning. Not been for two days (most unlike me) but today was one of those satisfying moments Anyway, it must have been - no word of a lie - at least 9 or 10 inches long! But, it was lying in the shape of a Z ! Is this a sign??? If so, what can it mean?????????? Apart from a good blow-job or a better-than-usual wank, is there anything more satisfying than a good shit? A good night on the vodka leads to a fantastic satisfying shite the morning after, I find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44107 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 But, it was lying in the shape of a Z ! Is this a sign??? If so, what can it mean?????????? It means you've been reamed by Zorro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 But, it was lying in the shape of a Z ! Is this a sign??? If so, what can it mean?????????? If you look closely, inscribed on the poo itself, it will say 'Thank you for using Zorro constipation releif. Keeping the world shitting since 1908.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 172 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I said there's nowt here for you, girls I had a tremendous shit this morning. Not been for two days (most unlike me) but today was one of those satisfying moments Anyway, it must have been - no word of a lie - at least 9 or 10 inches long! But, it was lying in the shape of a Z ! Is this a sign??? If so, what can it mean?????????? Apart from a good blow-job or a better-than-usual wank, is there anything more satisfying than a good shit? A good night on the vodka leads to a fantastic satisfying shite the morning after, I find. Perhaps it tickled your prostate on the way out, you'll be wanting bum sex next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 29, 2006 Author Share Posted September 29, 2006 Of course, when I say it was in the shape of a Z, I mean as if it were hinged in two places; not that a cross-section of it would be Z shaped, as if I had an attachment from a Play Dough set shoved up me 'rusty sheriff's badge'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 0 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 There's nothing better than the ultra enamel killing shit known as the '8 wiper'. You know you've done the business then when the bog needs cordoned off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster 0 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Why do women say:"Eeeurgh that smells disgusting!!!" Of course it does, it's a shite. That's why it's called 'shite'. If i say:"Right babe, i'm off upstairs for a perfume" and it's fucking minging, then i can see the logic. But it's not perfume, it's poop. Smelling foul is a large part of it's job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 So girls... Shall we tell Snakey that we also shit wank and drink, and concur that a good 9 to 10 inches is indeed most satisfying or not ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15347 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 So girls... Shall we tell Snakey that we also shit wank and drink, and concur that a good 9 to 10 inches is indeed most satisfying or not ? You might want to see a doctor about that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 So girls... Shall we tell Snakey that we also shit wank and drink, and concur that a good 9 to 10 inches is indeed most satisfying or not ? You might want to see a doctor about that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 So girls... Shall we tell Snakey that we also shit wank and drink, and concur that a good 9 to 10 inches is indeed most satisfying or not ? Maybe it's best to leave them in blissful ignorance. They may start to feel inadequate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Another 'shit' thread I find the guys on here have an unatural fascination about this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 So girls... Shall we tell Snakey that we also shit wank and drink, and concur that a good 9 to 10 inches is indeed most satisfying or not ? You might want to see a doctor about that Some people just like that sort of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k4t0 0 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Ah, the old z type shit. This means that you were disturbed twice in said crimp, were you at work ? This normally happens in a "mexican standoff" where a mans at peace crapping at work and a colleague shatter the silence by opening the door coming in and taking a piss or suchlike. Fearing the embarrasment of a rasping fart, which will alert the office that a mans taking a dump which all eyes will be on the bog door for your re entry a man has no option but to clench. Thus leaving a "swinger" which may or may not snap off. This case is very unusual as clearly two clenches have been applied, and no snapping or rippage has occured, hence the z shape. hope this lifts your worries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44107 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 k4t0 is the Andy Gray of shitting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 0 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Ah, the old z type shit. This means that you were disturbed twice in said crimp, were you at work ? This normally happens in a "mexican standoff" where a mans at peace crapping at work and a colleague shatter the silence by opening the door coming in and taking a piss or suchlike. Fearing the embarrasment of a rasping fart, which will alert the office that a mans taking a dump which all eyes will be on the bog door for your re entry a man has no option but to clench. Thus leaving a "swinger" which may or may not snap off. This case is very unusual as clearly two clenches have been applied, and no snapping or rippage has occured, hence the z shape. hope this lifts your worries :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k4t0 0 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 (edited) believe me, I can crimp out an exact replica of any totem pole you would like. not only are they an interesting ornament but they are very good conversation starters, from, "who farted" to "dont fucking touch that" Edited September 29, 2006 by k4t0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 (edited) believe me, I can crimp out an exact replica of any totem pole you would like. not only are they an interesting ornament but they are very good conversation starters, from, "who farted" to "dont fucking touch that" I bet your concentration lapsed once or twice at crucial moments during that one! Eh? whered the bit about the bramble turd go? Edited September 29, 2006 by Lazarus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k4t0 0 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 My concentration comes and goes like brambles defending. Deleted it as I thought, in hindsight that it might have been picked up as being racialist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Ah, the old z type shit. This means that you were disturbed twice in said crimp, were you at work ? This normally happens in a "mexican standoff" where a mans at peace crapping at work and a colleague shatter the silence by opening the door coming in and taking a piss or suchlike. Fearing the embarrasment of a rasping fart, which will alert the office that a mans taking a dump which all eyes will be on the bog door for your re entry a man has no option but to clench. Thus leaving a "swinger" which may or may not snap off. This case is very unusual as clearly two clenches have been applied, and no snapping or rippage has occured, hence the z shape. hope this lifts your worries You definitely know your shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 My trick is to when hungover.... Have a bombay bad boy pot noodle.. Better Colonic Irrigation tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k4t0 0 Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 They are very, very hard to get hold of but a pot mash , curry flavoured will have you squirting shit up the netty walls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 They are very, very hard to get hold of but a pot mash , curry flavoured will have you squirting shit up the netty walls Do you need to have contacts like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k4t0 0 Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Indeed you do, remember Big Dave ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 They are very, very hard to get hold of but a pot mash , curry flavoured will have you squirting shit up the netty walls Pot 'fucking'mash, they sound vile, Im not suprised they leave your arse like a broken ice cream machine and dripping like a fucked fridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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