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I said there's nowt here for you, girls B)

 

 

I had a tremendous shit this morning. Not been for two days (most unlike me) but today was one of those satisfying moments :lol:

Anyway, it must have been - no word of a lie - at least 9 or 10 inches long! :lol: But, it was lying in the shape of a Z !

 

Is this a sign??? :angry: If so, what can it mean??????????

 

 

Apart from a good blow-job or a better-than-usual wank, is there anything more satisfying than a good shit? A good night on the vodka leads to a fantastic satisfying shite the morning after, I find.

 

:lol::razz:

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But, it was lying in the shape of a Z !

 

Is this a sign??? :angry: If so, what can it mean??????????

 

 

If you look closely, inscribed on the poo itself, it will say 'Thank you for using Zorro constipation releif. Keeping the world shitting since 1908.'

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I said there's nowt here for you, girls B)

 

 

I had a tremendous shit this morning. Not been for two days (most unlike me) but today was one of those satisfying moments :lol:

Anyway, it must have been - no word of a lie - at least 9 or 10 inches long! :lol: But, it was lying in the shape of a Z !

 

Is this a sign??? :angry: If so, what can it mean??????????

 

 

Apart from a good blow-job or a better-than-usual wank, is there anything more satisfying than a good shit? A good night on the vodka leads to a fantastic satisfying shite the morning after, I find.

 

:lol::razz:

 

Perhaps it tickled your prostate on the way out, you'll be wanting bum sex next.

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Why do women say:"Eeeurgh that smells disgusting!!!"

 

Of course it does, it's a shite. That's why it's called 'shite'.

 

If i say:"Right babe, i'm off upstairs for a perfume" and it's fucking minging, then i can see the logic.

 

But it's not perfume, it's poop. Smelling foul is a large part of it's job.

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So girls...

 

Shall we tell Snakey that we also shit wank and drink, and concur that a good 9 to 10 inches is indeed most satisfying or not ?

You might want to see a doctor about that :lol:

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So girls...

 

Shall we tell Snakey that we also shit wank and drink, and concur that a good 9 to 10 inches is indeed most satisfying or not ?

 

Maybe it's best to leave them in blissful ignorance. They may start to feel inadequate... :angry:

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Ah, the old z type shit.

 

This means that you were disturbed twice in said crimp, were you at work ?

 

This normally happens in a "mexican standoff" where a mans at peace crapping at work and a colleague shatter the silence by opening the door coming in and taking a piss or suchlike.

 

Fearing the embarrasment of a rasping fart, which will alert the office that a mans taking a dump which all eyes will be on the bog door for your re entry a man has no option but to clench.

 

Thus leaving a "swinger" which may or may not snap off.

 

This case is very unusual as clearly two clenches have been applied, and no snapping or rippage has occured, hence the z shape.

 

hope this lifts your worries

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Ah, the old z type shit.

 

This means that you were disturbed twice in said crimp, were you at work ?

 

This normally happens in a "mexican standoff" where a mans at peace crapping at work and a colleague shatter the silence by opening the door coming in and taking a piss or suchlike.

 

Fearing the embarrasment of a rasping fart, which will alert the office that a mans taking a dump which all eyes will be on the bog door for your re entry a man has no option but to clench.

 

Thus leaving a "swinger" which may or may not snap off.

 

This case is very unusual as clearly two clenches have been applied, and no snapping or rippage has occured, hence the z shape.

 

hope this lifts your worries

 

:angry::lol: :lol:

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believe me, I can crimp out an exact replica of any totem pole you would like.

 

not only are they an interesting ornament but they are very good conversation starters, from, "who farted" to "dont fucking touch that"

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believe me, I can crimp out an exact replica of any totem pole you would like.

 

not only are they an interesting ornament but they are very good conversation starters, from, "who farted" to "dont fucking touch that"

 

I bet your concentration lapsed once or twice at crucial moments during that one!

 

Eh? whered the bit about the bramble turd go?

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Ah, the old z type shit.

 

This means that you were disturbed twice in said crimp, were you at work ?

 

This normally happens in a "mexican standoff" where a mans at peace crapping at work and a colleague shatter the silence by opening the door coming in and taking a piss or suchlike.

 

Fearing the embarrasment of a rasping fart, which will alert the office that a mans taking a dump which all eyes will be on the bog door for your re entry a man has no option but to clench.

 

Thus leaving a "swinger" which may or may not snap off.

 

This case is very unusual as clearly two clenches have been applied, and no snapping or rippage has occured, hence the z shape.

 

hope this lifts your worries

 

You definitely know your shit :angry:

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They are very, very hard to get hold of but a pot mash , curry flavoured will have you squirting shit up the netty walls

 

Pot 'fucking'mash, they sound vile, Im not suprised they leave your arse like a broken ice cream machine and dripping like a fucked fridge

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