Own up!

[Guest alex]

Urgh, na. Couldn't do it. Besides there's always a queue of people outside. And I mean literally RIGHT outside the cubicle. You must be able to see a collection of people's feet stood right outside. How are you meant to shit under that sort of pressure??

 

I can never understand when I see people waiting for a shit at halftime. How many shits a day would you need to be doing to want to time one for half time at the match?!

Having said that, I'd rather do it than step inside Idols.

[manc-mag 1]

Urgh, na. Couldn't do it. Besides there's always a queue of people outside. And I mean literally RIGHT outside the cubicle. You must be able to see a collection of people's feet stood right outside. How are you meant to shit under that sort of pressure??

 

I can never understand when I see people waiting for a shit at halftime. How many shits a day would you need to be doing to want to time one for half time at the match?!

 

Amen to that, brother. Testify tbh.

 

Also I'm not keen on this 'I dont wash my hands cos my cock is clean' business. Fact is I'd hope your cock is clean but I still dont want to be touching it. So wipe your fucking hands and stop leaving your cockprints everywhere ffs.

 

PS reading back that last bit looks as tho it was directed at Scott, but it wasnt. I'd just quoted him above. It was directed at the SAVAGES in this thread.

[Gemmill 44109]

Don't worry Sammy. Both my cock and my hands are clean. I didn't think for a second you were suggesting otherwise.

 

Alex, how is hoy noy broyn coy land? Have you met anyone that does as good a Northern Irish accent as Sammy yet?

[manc-mag 1]

Alex should fit in nicely over there. He can claim he's had his hair blown off by a bomb during the troubles.

[Gemmill 44109]

:lol:

 

I'm sure I found that much funnier than it is. I think it's cos I pictured Alex with all soot on his face with hair on a wall behind him.

[Lazarus 0]

i can just imagine everyone refusing to shake hands with each other at the next pissup.

[Renton 21052]

i can just imagine everyone refusing to shake hands with each other at the next pissup.

 

Not everyone, I have a mental list.

[Lazarus 0]

i can just imagine everyone refusing to shake hands with each other at the next pissup.

 

Not everyone, I am a mentalist.

 

Edited September 29, 2006 by Lazarus

[Gemmill 44109]

I think everyone that goes to the pissups might be ok, barring Bridget. Although shinton hasn't really said anything definitive on what he does, and I did shake hands with him last Sunday.

[Renton 21052]

i can just imagine everyone refusing to shake hands with each other at the next pissup.

 

Not everyone, I am a mentalist.

 

 

What was your response again? Shit, I'll have to reread the thread.

[Gemmill 44109]

Renton, you should write this down, make a few copies, laminate them, and we'll all have one. That way we know who not to accept drinks or handshakes or any human contact from.

[Renton 21052]

Renton, you should write this down, make a few copies, laminate them, and we'll all have one. That way we know who not to accept drinks or handshakes or any human contact from.

 

A list of shame. We should make some mandatory badges too - like a star of David or something, just so we don't forget.

[Meenzer 15347]

Renton, you should write this down, make a few copies, laminate them, and we'll all have one. That way we know who not to accept drinks or handshakes or any human contact from.

 

A list of shame. We should make some mandatory badges too - like a star of David or something, just so we don't forget.

 

Brown triangle tbh.

[Gemmill 44109]

We should have different danger alert levels at pissups too. Brown Alert for any known shitters that don't wash their hands. Yellow alert for the "my cock's clean" brigade.

[Renton 21052]

OK, the list of shame:

 

Bridget

J69

Li3nZ

Holden McGroin

Skol

Blue Star

 

SLP and Happy Face are also a bit dodgy because they don't wash at the match.

[Lazarus 0]

Gemmill could have his very own pink triangle.

[Gemmill 44109]

We should get Craig to fix it so that their names are in a different colour font on the memberlist. That way we can memorise them and we'll just know to be wary when we're even chatting to them on here.

[Renton 21052]

We should get Craig to fix it so that their names are in a different colour font on the memberlist. That way we can memorise them and we'll just know to be wary when we're even chatting to them on here.

 

Mind, there's a lot of non-responders. How do we know where the admin's sympathies lie?

[Gemmill 44109]

That's true. Mind there's 25% on here that don't wash their hands after a wee, and 8% who don't bother after a crap. On reflection the latter is a bannable offence surely.

[Happy Face 29]

OK, the list of shame:

 

Bridget

J69

Li3nZ

Holden McGroin

Skol

Blue Star

 

SLP and Happy Face are also a bit dodgy because they don't wash at the match.

 

I'm quite confident it's the cleanest course of action. I'd rather have whatevers on my nice clean cock remain on my fingers, than mixing it withg whatever some grot has left on the taps after taking the biggest dump since christendom.

[BlueStar 0]

To be honest I do wash em at work and home. So so often at places like the match and grotty pubs tho

[TheInspiration 1]

Can't remember ever not washing my hands after the toilet tbh.

[Mark 0]

I only wash my hands after a shite, and half the time I forget anyway. Even if I piss on my hand I just wipe it on my chair.

[Happy Face 29]

You have to weigh up the pros and cons of washing on each occasion, never a yes or no answer.

[Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0]

J69 works in a hospital and doesn't wash his hands after a poo?

 

No wonder MRSA is rife.