spongebob toonpants 3902 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Fuck that, after a piss? I dunno about you but my cock's clean as a whistle anyway and I some how manage not to piss on me hands. It's lasses who whinge about it an all. Moan in case they touch a door handle that's been touched by someone who touched their cock, but quite happily stuff a one in their gob. Where's the logic there? Until they fucking get married Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21052 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Fuck that, after a piss? I dunno about you but my cock's clean as a whistle anyway and I some how manage not to piss on me hands. It's lasses who whinge about it an all. Moan in case they touch a door handle that's been touched by someone who touched their cock, but quite happily stuff a one in their gob. Where's the logic there? Until they fucking get married Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9680 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Top Tip: If possible always dry your hands using paper towels. Them hot air dryers are incredibly unhygienic and just blow germs around. Ithankyou. EDIT Have I spelt unhygienic correctly? Unhygeinic, unhygienic. Yeah. I think I did. Hmm, I'm tired. I think the article I read a while ago mentioned that as well. Doesn't make sense to me. Bacteria are usually transferred from surface to surface. Mind I prefer paper towels where possible. Normal towels are the worst. Right here we go, purely in the name of science; I have had one shite and not washed me hands I have had two pisses. washed me hands after one. I licked me hands after all three visits and they never tasted any different Yep, but that is because your mouth is full of shit anyway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44109 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Top Tip: If possible always dry your hands using paper towels. Them hot air dryers are incredibly unhygienic and just blow germs around. Ithankyou. EDIT Have I spelt unhygienic correctly? Unhygeinic, unhygienic. Yeah. I think I did. Hmm, I'm tired. I think the article I read a while ago mentioned that as well. Aye I've read that as well. I've got it down as a FACTAMUNDO so don't even bother trying to dispute it, Renton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21052 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Top Tip: If possible always dry your hands using paper towels. Them hot air dryers are incredibly unhygienic and just blow germs around. Ithankyou. EDIT Have I spelt unhygienic correctly? Unhygeinic, unhygienic. Yeah. I think I did. Hmm, I'm tired. I think the article I read a while ago mentioned that as well. Aye I've read that as well. I've got it down as a FACTAMUNDO so don't even bother trying to dispute it, Renton. So you believe everything you read do you? When in doubt my authority transcends all others - remember that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44109 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Top Tip: If possible always dry your hands using paper towels. Them hot air dryers are incredibly unhygienic and just blow germs around. Ithankyou. EDIT Have I spelt unhygienic correctly? Unhygeinic, unhygienic. Yeah. I think I did. Hmm, I'm tired. I think the article I read a while ago mentioned that as well. Aye I've read that as well. I've got it down as a FACTAMUNDO so don't even bother trying to dispute it, Renton. So you believe everything you read do you? When in doubt my authority transcends all others - remember that. I'll kick you in the bollocks. Transcend THAT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21052 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Top Tip: If possible always dry your hands using paper towels. Them hot air dryers are incredibly unhygienic and just blow germs around. Ithankyou. EDIT Have I spelt unhygienic correctly? Unhygeinic, unhygienic. Yeah. I think I did. Hmm, I'm tired. I think the article I read a while ago mentioned that as well. Aye I've read that as well. I've got it down as a FACTAMUNDO so don't even bother trying to dispute it, Renton. So you believe everything you read do you? When in doubt my authority transcends all others - remember that. I'll kick you in the bollocks. Transcend THAT. Righto. Btw, CAN A MOD CHNGE GEMMILL'S SIG please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Top Tip: If possible always dry your hands using paper towels. Them hot air dryers are incredibly unhygienic and just blow germs around. Ithankyou. EDIT Have I spelt unhygienic correctly? Unhygeinic, unhygienic. Yeah. I think I did. Hmm, I'm tired. I think the article I read a while ago mentioned that as well. Aye I've read that as well. I've got it down as a FACTAMUNDO so don't even bother trying to dispute it, Renton. So you believe everything you read do you? When in doubt my authority transcends all others - remember that. I'll kick you in the bollocks. Transcend THAT. Righto. Btw, CAN A MOD CHNGE GEMMILL'S SIG please? Quoted for truth, as the saying goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Top Tip: If possible always dry your hands using paper towels. Them hot air dryers are incredibly unhygienic and just blow germs around. Ithankyou. EDIT Have I spelt unhygienic correctly? Unhygeinic, unhygienic. Yeah. I think I did. Hmm, I'm tired. I think the article I read a while ago mentioned that as well. Doesn't make sense to me. Bacteria are usually transferred from surface to surface. Mind I prefer paper towels where possible. Normal towels are the worst. Right here we go, purely in the name of science; I have had one shite and not washed me hands I have had two pisses. washed me hands after one. I licked me hands after all three visits and they never tasted any different Yep, but that is because your mouth is full of shit anyway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 0 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Fuck that, after a piss? I dunno about you but my cock's clean as a whistle anyway and I some how manage not to piss on me hands. It's lasses who whinge about it an all. Moan in case they touch a door handle that's been touched by someone who touched their cock, but quite happily stuff a one in their gob. Where's the logic there? Until they fucking get married Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Always, if possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordie_broon 0 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Always! Especially in a pub. Have you ever been in a pub where they have food on the bar? Don't touch it cos some dirty bastard who's been to the toilet and not wahed their hands has been tuckin into it with their piss soaked fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 I always wash my hands after going to the loo, its second nature. Also always wash my hands before cooking, touching food whatever. I normally have wipes in my bag just incase im forced to use a grotty loo where the sink looks more germ ridden looking than my hands could be!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44109 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 We've done this one before and FILTHBAG Bridget admitted she doesn't bother after a wee. Urgh! Stinker! Wants locking in a cage tbf. Works for the polis now apparently. The long pissy arm of the law. You never forget anything do you? I don't always wash my hands, I'll admit. I always will if there's paper towels but I hate hand driers. I'm also capable of not pissing on my hands, unlike most men. Sammy - Not true. About the cage or the Police! DIRTY ANIMAL. I hope you're the only one that uses that keyboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.../\......\o/... 0 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Before and after going to the toilet tbh, not washing them before is just as bad as not washing them after... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Before and after going to the toilet tbh, not washing them before is just as bad as not washing them after... OCD tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Night-beforer tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 (edited) Always, it's disgusting not to. And I try to touch the handle of the door to public toilets as little as possible to avoid picking up germs from the TOTAL BEASTS who don't bother. I was in the toilets at work once and saw someone come straight out of a cubicle and not wash her hands, then she started brushing her teeth with her fingers.. minger. Edited September 29, 2006 by alreetlike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44109 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Fishy teeth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Pub/restaurant - Always Work - Always Match poo - Always Match Pee - rarely Home Poo - Always Home pee - rarely Relatives - Always Fact is there's more germs on the handle than on my cock and unless I've managed to piss all over my hand there's very little benefit in washing hands after a piss. What I do always try to do where possible is use the fire door mechanism at the top of the door to open it, rather than touching the filthy disgusting handle. Nowt worse than a damp handle. uh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44109 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 You poo at the match! Urgh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 You poo at the match! Urgh! After a friday on the sauce I pretty much poo in every building I visit the next day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21052 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 You poo at the match! Urgh! After a friday on the sauce I pretty much poo in every building I visit the next day. I have never pooed at the match. Never. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 You poo at the match! Urgh! After a friday on the sauce I pretty much poo in every building I visit the next day. I have never pooed at the match. Never. It's really not bad. A well stocked pile of arse rag, go just before half time when it's quiet, the locks on the doors always work, nice game of Klondike, seats are a bit flimsy like and there's usually piss on the seat to clean up but by no means an unacceptable dumping environment like...say...Idols. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44109 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Urgh, na. Couldn't do it. Besides there's always a queue of people outside. And I mean literally RIGHT outside the cubicle. You must be able to see a collection of people's feet stood right outside. How are you meant to shit under that sort of pressure?? I can never understand when I see people waiting for a shit at halftime. How many shits a day would you need to be doing to want to time one for half time at the match?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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