Gemmill 44109 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Short and to the point. But correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44109 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 By the way, I'd forgotten until I re-read that thread about Dotbum's sit-down wees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 I normally put both the seat and lid down after I'm done, but it's a good character test when you first meet a woman. Anyone petty enough to take this issue seriously is not worth knowing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21052 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 I normally put both the seat and lid down after I'm done, but it's a good character test when you first meet a woman. Anyone petty enough to take this issue seriously is not worth knowing. So did I, which is what I thought people were talking about at first. Could get quite messy if you don't raise the lid (actually reminds me of a student joke I once did - putting sellophane over the toilet in the girls' toilet, but that's another matter). As for my personal hate, it's people who don't wash their hands afterwards (i.e most people I find) - you scruffy, dirty, bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44109 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 I normally put both the seat and lid down after I'm done, but it's a good character test when you first meet a woman. Anyone petty enough to take this issue seriously is not worth knowing. So did I, which is what I thought people were talking about at first. Could get quite messy if you don't raise the lid (actually reminds me of a student joke I once did - putting sellophane over the toilet in the girls' toilet, but that's another matter). As for my personal hate, it's people who don't wash their hands afterwards (i.e most people I find) - you scruffy, dirty, bastards. Aye, that is minging. At work the number of people that come straight out of a cubicle, having had a shit and walk straight out the door! Dirty bastards!? After a piss is bad enough, but a shit? Animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 I normally put both the seat and lid down after I'm done, but it's a good character test when you first meet a woman. Anyone petty enough to take this issue seriously is not worth knowing. So did I, which is what I thought people were talking about at first. Could get quite messy if you don't raise the lid (actually reminds me of a student joke I once did - putting sellophane over the toilet in the girls' toilet, but that's another matter). As for my personal hate, it's people who don't wash their hands afterwards (i.e most people I find) - you scruffy, dirty, bastards. Aye, I'll bet it's not just in hospitals where MRSA is rife. I'll bet many, many people who have never been in hospital have got it in their noses or throats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Do people really have this stupid argument over toilet seats!!! It takes no effort to move it from up to down, or down to up so what are people whigning about. I leave it where it is after whatever position i had it in. If anyone seriously kicks up a fuss about a toilet seat being left up then they have got some problems as they can put it down in a second! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Do people really have this stupid argument over toilet seats!!! It takes no effort to move it from up to down, or down to up so what are people whigning about. I leave it where it is after whatever position i had it in. If anyone seriously kicks up a fuss about a toilet seat being left up then they have got some problems as they can put it down in a second! Can't say it's something I regularly rant about in real life but as there was a topic made about it I thought I'd put my two pence worth in. I don't lose any sleep over it like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 (edited) I normally put both the seat and lid down after I'm done, but it's a good character test when you first meet a woman. Anyone petty enough to take this issue seriously is not worth knowing. So did I, which is what I thought people were talking about at first. Could get quite messy if you don't raise the lid (actually reminds me of a student joke I once did - putting sellophane over the toilet in the girls' toilet, but that's another matter). As for my personal hate, it's people who don't wash their hands afterwards (i.e most people I find) - you scruffy, dirty, bastards. Aye, that is minging. At work the number of people that come straight out of a cubicle, having had a shit and walk straight out the door! Dirty bastards!? After a piss is bad enough, but a shit? Animals. People always think that but its surely worse the other way round. Unless you are pretty hopeless it should only be the tpilet paper getting anywhere near "the area" and not your hand, but with a piss you've had your hand on your cock! Though they do say that you actually put far more germs from your hand onto your cock than the other way round, so technically you should wash before and after a piss! Edited September 28, 2006 by Papa Lazaru Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Do people really have this stupid argument over toilet seats!!! It takes no effort to move it from up to down, or down to up so what are people whigning about. I leave it where it is after whatever position i had it in. If anyone seriously kicks up a fuss about a toilet seat being left up then they have got some problems as they can put it down in a second! Can't say it's something I regularly rant about in real life but as there was a topic made about it I thought I'd put my two pence worth in. I don't lose any sleep over it like. I'm not talking about on this thread, everyone is quite rightly saying what they prefer, i just can't believe any grown adult actually causing genuine trouble over something which takes a second to correct by moving it up or down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44109 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 I normally put both the seat and lid down after I'm done, but it's a good character test when you first meet a woman. Anyone petty enough to take this issue seriously is not worth knowing. So did I, which is what I thought people were talking about at first. Could get quite messy if you don't raise the lid (actually reminds me of a student joke I once did - putting sellophane over the toilet in the girls' toilet, but that's another matter). As for my personal hate, it's people who don't wash their hands afterwards (i.e most people I find) - you scruffy, dirty, bastards. Aye, that is minging. At work the number of people that come straight out of a cubicle, having had a shit and walk straight out the door! Dirty bastards!? After a piss is bad enough, but a shit? Animals. People always think that but its surely worse the other way round. Unless you are pretty hopeless it should only be the tpilet paper getting anywhere near "the area" and not your hand, but with a piss you've had your hand on your cock! Though they do say that you actually put far more germs from your hand onto your cock than the other way round, so technically you should wash before and after a piss! Nah, flushing the bog, shifting the seat up and down, locking and unlocking the cubicle door, all of which have been touched by other people's FILTH! Either way it's absolutely minging like. Anyway, I'm eating my lunch, can we stop talking about this stuff please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 I normally put both the seat and lid down after I'm done, but it's a good character test when you first meet a woman. Anyone petty enough to take this issue seriously is not worth knowing. So did I, which is what I thought people were talking about at first. Could get quite messy if you don't raise the lid (actually reminds me of a student joke I once did - putting sellophane over the toilet in the girls' toilet, but that's another matter). As for my personal hate, it's people who don't wash their hands afterwards (i.e most people I find) - you scruffy, dirty, bastards. Aye, that is minging. At work the number of people that come straight out of a cubicle, having had a shit and walk straight out the door! Dirty bastards!? After a piss is bad enough, but a shit? Animals. People always think that but its surely worse the other way round. Unless you are pretty hopeless it should only be the tpilet paper getting anywhere near "the area" and not your hand, but with a piss you've had your hand on your cock! Though they do say that you actually put far more germs from your hand onto your cock than the other way round, so technically you should wash before and after a piss! Nah, flushing the bog, shifting the seat up and down, locking and unlocking the cubicle door, all of which have been touched by other people's FILTH! Either way it's absolutely minging like. Anyway, I'm eating my lunch, can we stop talking about this stuff please. That is true like, especially in some pub toilets where you don't want to touch anything! Of course its worst when you have been to the toilet, washed your hands and grab the door handle back into the bar and its wet, is it from somebody washing their hands or from somebody who didn't wash their hands??? Enjoy your lunch btw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gemmill 44109 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 By the way, JJ is a dirty great hairy Scotsman, so I can well appreciate his lass's concerns at his toilet habits! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djimi 0 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 i guys in my house leave the loo seat up all the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 I normally put both the seat and lid down after I'm done, but it's a good character test when you first meet a woman. Anyone petty enough to take this issue seriously is not worth knowing. So did I, which is what I thought people were talking about at first. Could get quite messy if you don't raise the lid (actually reminds me of a student joke I once did - putting sellophane over the toilet in the girls' toilet, but that's another matter). As for my personal hate, it's people who don't wash their hands afterwards (i.e most people I find) - you scruffy, dirty, bastards. Aye, that is minging. At work the number of people that come straight out of a cubicle, having had a shit and walk straight out the door! Dirty bastards!? After a piss is bad enough, but a shit? Animals. People always think that but its surely worse the other way round. Unless you are pretty hopeless it should only be the tpilet paper getting anywhere near "the area" and not your hand, but with a piss you've had your hand on your cock! Though they do say that you actually put far more germs from your hand onto your cock than the other way round, so technically you should wash before and after a piss! Nah, flushing the bog, shifting the seat up and down, locking and unlocking the cubicle door, all of which have been touched by other people's FILTH! Either way it's absolutely minging like. Anyway, I'm eating my lunch, can we stop talking about this stuff please. In the foof factory where I used to work when going to the toilet you had to 1 wash your hands on the way into the toilet, using a knee activated tap ( leave it Gman ) 2 wash your hand after your doings (inside washroom) 3 wash your hands once out of washroom using knee activated tap They recognised doors and such were covered with bacteria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44109 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 I normally put both the seat and lid down after I'm done, but it's a good character test when you first meet a woman. Anyone petty enough to take this issue seriously is not worth knowing. So did I, which is what I thought people were talking about at first. Could get quite messy if you don't raise the lid (actually reminds me of a student joke I once did - putting sellophane over the toilet in the girls' toilet, but that's another matter). As for my personal hate, it's people who don't wash their hands afterwards (i.e most people I find) - you scruffy, dirty, bastards. Aye, that is minging. At work the number of people that come straight out of a cubicle, having had a shit and walk straight out the door! Dirty bastards!? After a piss is bad enough, but a shit? Animals. People always think that but its surely worse the other way round. Unless you are pretty hopeless it should only be the tpilet paper getting anywhere near "the area" and not your hand, but with a piss you've had your hand on your cock! Though they do say that you actually put far more germs from your hand onto your cock than the other way round, so technically you should wash before and after a piss! Nah, flushing the bog, shifting the seat up and down, locking and unlocking the cubicle door, all of which have been touched by other people's FILTH! Either way it's absolutely minging like. Anyway, I'm eating my lunch, can we stop talking about this stuff please. In the foof factory where I used to work when going to the toilet you had to 1 wash your hands on the way into the toilet, using a knee activated tap ( leave it Gman ) 2 wash your hand after your doings (inside washroom) 3 wash your hands once out of washroom using knee activated tap They recognised doors and such were covered with bacteria Foof factory? In the place I worked at in America, basically NO ONE washed their hands, shit or piss, so I used to open the door using a bit of tissue to avoid having to get the filthy bastards' germs on my hands after washing them. A bit Howard Hughes, but it was worth it for the piece of mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6456 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 A little bit of bacteria never hurt anyone.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 0 Posted September 28, 2006 Author Share Posted September 28, 2006 By the way, JJ is a dirty great hairy Scotsman, so I can well appreciate his lass's concerns at his toilet habits! Whey I wash my hands after a visit, and clean up if my aim is shite. Just don't see why some women jump up and down like Yosemite Sam over leaving the darned thing up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 I normally put both the seat and lid down after I'm done, but it's a good character test when you first meet a woman. Anyone petty enough to take this issue seriously is not worth knowing. So did I, which is what I thought people were talking about at first. Could get quite messy if you don't raise the lid (actually reminds me of a student joke I once did - putting sellophane over the toilet in the girls' toilet, but that's another matter). As for my personal hate, it's people who don't wash their hands afterwards (i.e most people I find) - you scruffy, dirty, bastards. Aye, that is minging. At work the number of people that come straight out of a cubicle, having had a shit and walk straight out the door! Dirty bastards!? After a piss is bad enough, but a shit? Animals. People always think that but its surely worse the other way round. Unless you are pretty hopeless it should only be the tpilet paper getting anywhere near "the area" and not your hand, but with a piss you've had your hand on your cock! Though they do say that you actually put far more germs from your hand onto your cock than the other way round, so technically you should wash before and after a piss! Nah, flushing the bog, shifting the seat up and down, locking and unlocking the cubicle door, all of which have been touched by other people's FILTH! Either way it's absolutely minging like. Anyway, I'm eating my lunch, can we stop talking about this stuff please. In the foof factory where I used to work when going to the toilet you had to 1 wash your hands on the way into the toilet, using a knee activated tap ( leave it Gman ) 2 wash your hand after your doings (inside washroom) 3 wash your hands once out of washroom using knee activated tap They recognised doors and such were covered with bacteria Foof factory? In the place I worked at in America, basically NO ONE washed their hands, shit or piss, so I used to open the door using a bit of tissue to avoid having to get the filthy bastards' germs on my hands after washing them. A bit Howard Hughes, but it was worth it for the piece of mind. Peace of mind. Quick to give everyone a piece of your mind yet you can't even spell. Probably typing with shit all over your fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44109 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 I normally put both the seat and lid down after I'm done, but it's a good character test when you first meet a woman. Anyone petty enough to take this issue seriously is not worth knowing. So did I, which is what I thought people were talking about at first. Could get quite messy if you don't raise the lid (actually reminds me of a student joke I once did - putting sellophane over the toilet in the girls' toilet, but that's another matter). As for my personal hate, it's people who don't wash their hands afterwards (i.e most people I find) - you scruffy, dirty, bastards. Aye, that is minging. At work the number of people that come straight out of a cubicle, having had a shit and walk straight out the door! Dirty bastards!? After a piss is bad enough, but a shit? Animals. People always think that but its surely worse the other way round. Unless you are pretty hopeless it should only be the tpilet paper getting anywhere near "the area" and not your hand, but with a piss you've had your hand on your cock! Though they do say that you actually put far more germs from your hand onto your cock than the other way round, so technically you should wash before and after a piss! Nah, flushing the bog, shifting the seat up and down, locking and unlocking the cubicle door, all of which have been touched by other people's FILTH! Either way it's absolutely minging like. Anyway, I'm eating my lunch, can we stop talking about this stuff please. In the foof factory where I used to work when going to the toilet you had to 1 wash your hands on the way into the toilet, using a knee activated tap ( leave it Gman ) 2 wash your hand after your doings (inside washroom) 3 wash your hands once out of washroom using knee activated tap They recognised doors and such were covered with bacteria Foof factory? In the place I worked at in America, basically NO ONE washed their hands, shit or piss, so I used to open the door using a bit of tissue to avoid having to get the filthy bastards' germs on my hands after washing them. A bit Howard Hughes, but it was worth it for the piece of mind. Peace of mind. Quick to give everyone a piece of your mind yet you can't even spell. Probably typing with shit all over your fingers. I looked at that after I'd typed it and thought it was wrong, but I knew that only a TOTAL GAYBOY would point it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 I looked at that after I'd typed it and thought it was wrong, but I knew that only a TOTAL GAYBOY would point it out. You looked at it and weren't sure it was wrong? Piece of mind is right, Scatt! Anyway... WHEEEE! WHEEEEE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44109 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Have you lost it, bog-frog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Never feckin' had it tbqftai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44109 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 This smilie needs adding tbh. I shall inform the moderators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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