E-Bay bidders

[Jusoda Kid 1]

To cut a long story short, my mate asked me to sell on E-Bay a display fridge he's wanted rid of from his Deli, I agreed, he was expecting £200 tops. The deal was I would get half of whatever he sold it for.

 

Any rate the winning bid was £550 and within minutes of the bidding ending there was a kid on the phone from Leeds wanting to pick it up a.s.a.p, i agreed, we arranged, he turned up with his mate. Thing was the pair of them weighed about 6 stone soaking wet and were about as strong as a drink of water therefore about as much use as a mans tit when it comes to lifting industrial size fridges.

 

They were of an asian appearance and having had past experiences with your run of the mill corner shop merchants i found it very strange that when i offered to show them the fridge working they were only interested in getting it on the van and refused saying they trusted me, very odd.

 

Basically by the time me and my mate dragged the fridge from the shop and loaded it on the van it was in fucking pieces and not worth a can of piss imo, but these boys just weren't fucked on, they just wanted away so we got the money slammed the van door and waved them off with big cheesy grins on our faces, £275 in my sky rocket for loading a fridge on to a van, easy money in my books.

 

Got an E-Mail the other day from the winning bidder asking if they could come and pick the fridge up, no wonder the bastards were in a hurry.

 

I'm over the moon though, no comebacks on the fridge as it had to be fucked by the time they got down to leeds with it

Edited September 26, 2006 by Wacky Jnr

[Guest Toplass-101]

the cheeky charlies

 

so has the real winner asked for their dosh back ?

[Jusoda Kid 1]

No they hadn't paid, it was cash on collection.

[Guest Toplass-101]

No they hadn't paid, it was cash on collection.

aah right

[Lazarus 0]

Wind up

[Jusoda Kid 1]

Wind up

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...ADME:B:AAQ:UK:1

 

 

What the fuck is that meant to mean?

Edited September 26, 2006 by Wacky Jnr

[Lazarus 0]

Wind up

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...ADME:B:AAQ:UK:1

 

 

What the fuck is that meant to mean?

 

 

i apologise (did sound a bit imaginative like)

[Guest Patrokles]

They're probably terrorists using it to store their vast collection of dead bodies to later sodomize and hold hands with.

[Jusoda Kid 1]

Wind up

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...ADME:B:AAQ:UK:1

 

 

What the fuck is that meant to mean?

 

 

i apologise (did sound a bit imaginative like)

 

Just a day in the life of Wacky

[Monster 0]

Have you got rid of that Stella fridge yet?

 

i like the look of it.

[Smooth Operator 10]

To cut a long story short, my mate asked me to sell on E-Bay a display fridge he's wanted rid of from his Deli, I agreed, he was expecting £200 tops. The deal was I would get half of whatever he sold it for.

 

Any rate the winning bid was £550 and within minutes of the bidding ending there was a kid on the phone from Leeds wanting to pick it up a.s.a.p, i agreed, we arranged, he turned up with his mate. Thing was the pair of them weighed about 6 stone soaking wet and were about as strong as a drink of water therefore about as much use as a mans tit when it comes to lifting industrial size fridges.

 

They were of an asian appearance and having had past experiences with your run of the mill corner shop merchants i found it very strange that when i offered to show them the fridge working they were only interested in getting it on the van and refused saying they trusted me, very odd.

 

Basically by the time me and my mate dragged the fridge from the shop and loaded it on the van it was in fucking pieces and not worth a can of piss imo, but these boys just weren't fucked on, they just wanted away so we got the money slammed the van door and waved them off with big cheesy grins on our faces, £275 in my sky rocket for loading a fridge on to a van, easy money in my books.

 

Got an E-Mail the other day from the winning bidder asking if they could come and pick the fridge up, no wonder the bastards were in a hurry.

 

I'm over the moon though, no comebacks on the fridge as it had to be fucked by the time they got down to leeds with it

 

They probably paid you in rupees and that's what's burning a hole in your sky rocket you muppet!