smeegain. only if you want a joke

[bobbyshinton 59]

A son can stand his fathers antics any longer so he puts him, temporarily, into an old folks home but the old boy is NOT happy.

 

Upon arriving at the home a gorgeous nurse asks him if he's ok and he replies

'don't wanna be here' and she replies 'you'll like it here, what do you fancy for brekkie in the morning, full English?' he nods

 

At seven the following morning she walks in and wakes the old boy up with the full monty and notices that he has a hard on 'l'll just help you with this' she says and progresses to suck, then ride his dick until he is satisfied and then walks out as he finishes his food! A little later he calls his son 'l LOVE it here and don't wanna leave as l had a big breakfast and a fuck!! he then hangs up!

 

Later that day he's using his zimmer frame to get around and he falls over, a passing male nurse sees his arse up in the air and slips him a length. The old man gets on the phone to his son and says 'get me outta here!!' and the son wants to know why as earlier that morning he was saying that he wanted to stay because he'd had a fuck. The oldboy told him about the male nurse episode and the son said 'you gotta take the rough with the smooth dad, live with it!!' The old boy tutted down the phone and said 'you don't understand son.........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....l get a fuckin hard on once a year but l fall over four time a fucking day!!!' good one

[Snake 0]

[spongebob toonpants 3902]

Boooom

[Gemmill 44109]

Not bad actually.

[Geordie Boot Boy 0]

I love that term, "to slip a length"