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Bloody hell! Anyone under 30 going?

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Depends. Do we need to bring a bib and a playpen for you to stop you wandering off and spilling beer all down your top? :blink:

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Bloody hell! Anyone under 30 going?

16270[/snapback]

 

Depends. Do we need to bring a bib and a playpen for you to stop you wandering off and spilling beer all down your top? :blink:

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:razz:

 

Give us your ticket then!

 

(ps I still owe you for the last Man U game at Old Trafford, so get us one for this and we'll call it quits!) :nufc:

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Bloody hell! Anyone under 30 going?

16270[/snapback]

 

Depends. Do we need to bring a bib and a playpen for you to stop you wandering off and spilling beer all down your top? :blink:

16272[/snapback]

 

:razz:

 

Give us your ticket then!

 

(ps I still owe you for the last Man U game at Old Trafford, so get us one for this and we'll call it quits!) :nufc:

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I think there's still some tickets left.

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Bloody hell! Anyone under 30 going?

16270[/snapback]

 

Depends. Do we need to bring a bib and a playpen for you to stop you wandering off and spilling beer all down your top? :razz:

16272[/snapback]

 

:nufc:

 

Give us your ticket then!

 

(ps I still owe you for the last Man U game at Old Trafford, so get us one for this and we'll call it quits!) :nufc:

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I think there's still some tickets left.

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:rolleyes:

 

Sorted!

 

Travelling up with the reds. Fucking marvellous! :blink:

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Bloody hell! Anyone under 30 going?

16270[/snapback]

 

Depends. Do we need to bring a bib and a playpen for you to stop you wandering off and spilling beer all down your top? :razz:

16272[/snapback]

 

:nufc:

 

Give us your ticket then!

 

(ps I still owe you for the last Man U game at Old Trafford, so get us one for this and we'll call it quits!) :rolleyes:

16283[/snapback]

I think there's still some tickets left.

16292[/snapback]

 

:rolleyes:

 

Sorted!

 

Travelling up with the reds. Fucking marvellous! :blink:

16459[/snapback]

 

You've actually managed to ring the box office and sort yourself some travel too!? Jesus!

 

Mummy wow! Sam's a big boy now!

 

:nufc:

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Bloody hell! Anyone under 30 going?

16270[/snapback]

 

Depends. Do we need to bring a bib and a playpen for you to stop you wandering off and spilling beer all down your top? :razz:

16272[/snapback]

 

:rolleyes:

 

Give us your ticket then!

 

(ps I still owe you for the last Man U game at Old Trafford, so get us one for this and we'll call it quits!) :protest:

16283[/snapback]

I think there's still some tickets left.

16292[/snapback]

 

:protest:

 

Sorted!

 

Travelling up with the reds. Fucking marvellous! :blink:

16459[/snapback]

 

You've actually managed to ring the box office and sort yourself some travel too!? Jesus!

 

Mummy wow! Sam's a big boy now!

 

:nufc:

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Cheeky bint!

 

Didnt imagine for one second there'd be any left on general sale like. :nufc:

 

Same every time when I order for North West teams though. First they clock the accent - "You are a Newcastle fan arent you, sir?" - then I give them the address for the credit card (Manchester postcode) - "You do realise this is a home section of the ground don't you?"

 

......make me feel like a fucking leper, so it is!

 

:rolleyes:

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Bloody hell! Anyone under 30 going?

16270[/snapback]

 

Depends. Do we need to bring a bib and a playpen for you to stop you wandering off and spilling beer all down your top? :razz:

16272[/snapback]

 

:rolleyes:

 

Give us your ticket then!

 

(ps I still owe you for the last Man U game at Old Trafford, so get us one for this and we'll call it quits!) :protest:

16283[/snapback]

I think there's still some tickets left.

16292[/snapback]

 

:protest:

 

Sorted!

 

Travelling up with the reds. Fucking marvellous! :blink:

16459[/snapback]

 

You've actually managed to ring the box office and sort yourself some travel too!? Jesus!

 

Mummy wow! Sam's a big boy now!

 

:nufc:

16462[/snapback]

 

Cheeky bint!

 

Didnt imagine for one second there'd be any left on general sale like. :nufc:

 

Same every time when I order for North West teams though. First they clock the accent - "You are a Newcastle fan arent you, sir?" - then I give them the address for the credit card (Manchester postcode) - "You do realise this is a home section of the ground don't you?"

 

......make me feel like a fucking leper, so it is!

 

:rolleyes:

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You sure it wasn't the mackem twang you picked up off your dad that was bothering them?

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You should have done your flawless Northern Ireland accent, that would have stumped them.

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When drunk, I honestly think I could infiltrate any Northern Irish paramilitary group with that accent!

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You should have done your flawless Northern Ireland accent, that would have stumped them.

16478[/snapback]

 

When drunk, I honestly think I could infiltrate any Northern Irish paramilitary group with that accent!

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That's quite a range.

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What's your avatar Sammy?

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Panoramic view of the Newcastle skyline from the Town Moor.

 

Quality innit?! :blink:

 

........I tried to get it in as my signature- basically to annoy everybody (it would stretch every page to roughly three times its normal width everytime I posted) but apparently you c'ant have dynamic image tags' (or something) in your signature. Undeterred and still hell bent on mayhem, I tried to install it as an avatar image instead. But it automatically got resized :razz:

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What's your avatar Sammy?

16488[/snapback]

 

Panoramic view of the Newcastle skyline from the Town Moor.

 

Quality innit?! :blink:

 

........I tried to get it in as my signature- basically to annoy everybody (it would stretch every page to roughly three times its normal width everytime I posted) but apparently you c'ant have dynamic image tags' (or something) in your signature. Undeterred and still hell bent on mayhem, I tried to install it as an avatar image instead. But it automatically got resized :razz:

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I prefer Helena to be honest.

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You should have done your flawless Northern Ireland accent, that would have stumped them.

16478[/snapback]

 

When drunk, I honestly think I could infiltrate any Northern Irish paramilitary group with that accent!

16485[/snapback]

 

That's quite a range.

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You may scoff, but I reckon I could fool the Mick Irish and the Bog Irish! :wink2:

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