gram 0 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 Mates dad had psycholgical problems - he was a paranoid schizophrenic and as kids (about 16 ish ) we used to move his garden gnomes a few inches close to his front door every night. We lived in same street. He freaked out and ran down the street shouting 'uncle Peter' repeatedly eventually.Still not sure why he shouted that. Our mate was livid and to this day still doesnt know it was us. Guilt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 Come on people, this should be a good thread.. Don't think I've ever done out bad before, proppa goody two shoes me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curry stained pilchard 0 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 Mates dad had psycholgical problems - he was a paranoid schizophrenic and as kids (about 16 ish ) we used to move his garden gnomes a few inches close to his front door every night. We lived in same street. He freaked out and ran down the street shouting 'uncle Peter' repeatedly eventually.Still not sure why he shouted that. Our mate was livid and to this day still doesnt know it was us. Guilt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 Mates dad had psycholgical problems - he was a paranoid schizophrenic and as kids (about 16 ish ) we used to move his garden gnomes a few inches close to his front door every night. We lived in same street. He freaked out and ran down the street shouting 'uncle Peter' repeatedly eventually.Still not sure why he shouted that. Our mate was livid and to this day still doesnt know it was us. Guilt Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7336 Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 Come on people, this should be a good thread.. Don't think I've ever done out bad before, proppa goody two shoes me. Dirty bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 Ive done nothing more then set an ex up with a date who didnt exist. Though mu cousin sent me dad up with this fungus on the leaktrench, he out ti the over night an in the mornign me dad freaked, I was aobu t8 at the time, id do it again if the shock would nt kill him jst now x mybe next year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 Come on people, this should be a good thread.. Don't think I've ever done out bad before, proppa goody two shoes me. Dirty bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 (edited) Yeah this should be a good thread....Let me think, hhmmm Ive done several things im not proud of in my life I do remember when i was a teenager having a No 2 in a car park In my defence, it was night-time, i was very drunk and couldnt stop myself. Edited September 24, 2006 by Toonraider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Today I put a condom in the harvest festival collection at my school. Straight to hell. There was that time I led a lass on by going into town with her and ended up getting mortal in a pub, which ended in: "Why did you go out with me that day if you have a girlfriend?" "I wanted to go into town." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Nothing. I'm an angel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4ever 0 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Took a lad from school we didn't like his MegaDrive magazine back and left it on his doorstep. With complimentary dogpoo inserts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Nowt that needed any effort, but I'm always being a twat in general. Example, first time I meet a mates lass, whatever she's called I'll say "you must be Helen". Usually causes trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Today I put a condom in the harvest festival collection at my school. Straight to hell. I have sex, you know. There was that time I led a lass on by going into town with her and ended up getting mortal in a pub, which ended in: "Why did you go out with me that day if you have a girlfriend?" "I wanted to go into town." Have I mentioned I talk to girls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4ever 0 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 (edited) Nowt that needed any effort, but I'm always being a twat in general. Example, first time I meet a mates lass, whatever she's called I'll say "you must be Helen". Usually causes trouble. Edited September 25, 2006 by nufc4ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Gemmill's told me a few tales of time spent in a retirement home during his stoodent days that would shock even Laz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 made me too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Today I put a condom in the harvest festival collection at my school. Straight to hell. I have sex, you know. There was that time I led a lass on by going into town with her and ended up getting mortal in a pub, which ended in: "Why did you go out with me that day if you have a girlfriend?" "I wanted to go into town." Have I mentioned I talk to girls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Gemmill's told me a few tales of time spent in a retirement home during his stoodent days that would shock even Laz. tell me more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Today I put a condom in the harvest festival collection at my school. Straight to hell. Only if you're catholic. I'm also a little dubious about any secondary school that does harvest festival collections. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Today I put a condom in the harvest festival collection at my school. Straight to hell. Only if you're catholic. I'm also a little dubious about any secondary school that does harvest festival collections. What evil lurks there like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Actually there was that notorious case when I smacked a guy with a sponge cricket bat in the face. By the looks of things, it hurt... Tbh, he didn't quite deserve it, but it's history now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 I once forced the toon to miss out on the greatest manager ever in the history of the world ever with a childish prank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 I once forced the toon to miss out on the greatest manager ever in the history of the world ever with a childish prank. I heard you also cost an honest fan fifty of his hard-earned English pounds. I hope he called you up to call you a cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 (edited) Once went knocking on peoples doors armed with a small book of starving ethiopian kids asking if they'd like to make a donation towards a particular child, in return they would get a picture of the child they picked. Looked totally legit though as the book was from some genuine charity drive they were doing at school. Took the money, around £20ish and spent it in the amusements on Welbeck Road, in my defence though i was only about 10. Thats not my worst though, infact thats probably just skimming the surface Edited September 25, 2006 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Today I put a condom in the harvest festival collection at my school. Straight to hell. I have sex, you know. There was that time I led a lass on by going into town with her and ended up getting mortal in a pub, which ended in: "Why did you go out with me that day if you have a girlfriend?" "I wanted to go into town." Have I mentioned I talk to girls? Exactly my thoughts as I read that post. What a twat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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