bobbyshinton 59 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 This is set in a doctors surgery in Waaaaaaaaaalsend, the appointment was for 10.00 (right I hope the scene is set, after yesterdays' disapointing effort) A woman walks into her doctor's office, scared of the strange development recently to the inside of her legs... a green spot on the inside of each. They won't wash off, they won't scrape off, and they seem to be getting worse. The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of this, and that she needn't worry until tests come back. He sends her home. A few days later, the woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the doctor. She immediately begs to know what's going on with these spots. "You're perfectly healthy--there's no problem. But I'm wondering: is your boyfriend a Mackem chav?" the doctor asks. "Yes-how did you know?" . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Tell him his earrings aren't real gold." FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake 0 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 are you here all week? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22404 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 7/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1280 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Best of a bad bunch tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47074 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Haway are you lot telling me you didn't know the punchline before you scrolled down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22404 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Haway are you lot telling me you didn't know the punchline before you scrolled down? Gemmill, it's howay for the last time! Make an effort you mackem bastid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47074 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Do you know where the term came from? If you did, you would know that Haway is closer to the correct meaning. So shut it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rikko 20 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Thats much better, still room for improvement mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47074 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Do you know where the term came from? If you did, you would know that Haway is closer to the correct meaning. So shut it. You were supposed to question me on this so I could enlighten you and win the argument in the process, Renton, you twat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 (edited) Do you know where the term came from? If you did, you would know that Haway is closer to the correct meaning. So shut it. You were supposed to question me on this so I could enlighten you and win the argument in the process, Renton, you twat! What is its origin? The correct Geordie spelling is still howay btw Edited September 21, 2006 by alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47074 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Do you know where the term came from? If you did, you would know that Haway is closer to the correct meaning. So shut it. You were supposed to question me on this so I could enlighten you and win the argument in the process, Renton, you twat! What is its origin? The correct Geordie spelling is still howay btw *clears throat* Well...... did you know... ......it's a mining reference. They used to send things up and down the shaft and the cry would be Ha'way - as in half way. Which makes haway officially the correct universal spelling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1280 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Do you know where the term came from? If you did, you would know that Haway is closer to the correct meaning. So shut it. You were supposed to question me on this so I could enlighten you and win the argument in the process, Renton, you twat! What is its origin? The correct Geordie spelling is still howay btw *clears throat* Well...... did you know... ......it's a mining reference. They used to send things up and down the shaft and the cry would be Ha'way - as in half way. Which makes haway officially the correct universal spelling. Makem mine was it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47074 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Universal mine. Just we messed the spelling up that's all. I have no intention of carrying on this error. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4183 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Do you know where the term came from? If you did, you would know that Haway is closer to the correct meaning. So shut it. You were supposed to question me on this so I could enlighten you and win the argument in the process, Renton, you twat! What is its origin? The correct Geordie spelling is still howay btw *clears throat* Well...... did you know... ......it's a mining reference. They used to send things up and down the shaft and the cry would be Ha'way - as in half way. Which makes haway officially the correct universal spelling. hadaway and shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47074 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 I'm just bringing you the FACTS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Gemmill thats absolute shite tbf. I've pulled you up on this before and it's getting beyond the pail now. Even as a half manc/half mackem it makes me physically sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Gemmill thats absolute shite tbf. I've pulled you up on this before and it's getting beyond the pail now. Even as a half manc/half mackem it makes me physically sick. One thing I love about you is your use of "Haway" as a greeting So spectacularly out of context but very endearing at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Mackems spell it 'ha'way' and Geordies spell it 'howay'. As it regional dialect I would guess the difference reflects the pronounciation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Gemmill thats absolute shite tbf. I've pulled you up on this before and it's getting beyond the pail now. Even as a half manc/half mackem it makes me physically sick. One thing I love about you is your use of "Haway" as a greeting So spectacularly out of context but very endearing at the same time. Howay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Gemmill thats absolute shite tbf. I've pulled you up on this before and it's getting beyond the pail now. Even as a half manc/half mackem it makes me physically sick. One thing I love about you is your use of "Haway" as a greeting So spectacularly out of context but very endearing at the same time. Howay! He's half-mackem man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47074 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Gemmill thats absolute shite tbf. I've pulled you up on this before and it's getting beyond the pail now. Even as a half manc/half mackem it makes me physically sick. Haway mate! You don't even know which side of the Tyne you're stood on, so your opinion is pretty much redundant, knobjockey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Harsh tbf. Gemmill's use of regional phrases is so ham-fisted he might as well be picking them at random out of a Geordie Handbook half the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47074 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Harsh tbf. Gemmill's use of regional phrases is so ham-fisted he might as well be picking them at random out of a Geordie Handbook half the time. You can have a fishy on a little dishy if you think that tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted September 21, 2006 Author Share Posted September 21, 2006 Gemmill thats absolute shite tbf. I've pulled you up on this before and it's getting beyond the pail now. Even as a half manc/half mackem it makes me physically sick. One thing I love about you is your use of "Haway" as a greeting So spectacularly out of context but very endearing at the same time. Howay! He's half-mackem man! It's Howay in Waaaaaaaaaaaaalsend. Had a banner with it on in the 70's so I must be right Can also remeber the NUFC fans chanting HOway the lads during games in that era, never chanted haway the lads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Gemmill thats absolute shite tbf. I've pulled you up on this before and it's getting beyond the pail now. Even as a half manc/half mackem it makes me physically sick. One thing I love about you is your use of "Haway" as a greeting So spectacularly out of context but very endearing at the same time. Howay! He's half-mackem man! It's Howay in Waaaaaaaaaaaaalsend. Had a banner with it on in the 70's so I must be right Can also remeber the NUFC fans chanting HOway the lads during games in that era, never chanted haway the lads Case closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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